No Jay and Mike thread

>No Jay and Mike thread
>I thought this was Sup Forums

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Do you think they have seen each other naked?

yes.

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The best feeling is when you're waiting for a half in the bag long before the movie even comes out, then its uploaded.

Is Jay and Mike threads replacing Sup Forums ?

Hopefully. There isn't anything else entertaining here.

Under what circumstances?

A bro shower, naturally.

They don't seem like sporting lads.

Did Mike the Reich singlehandedly hold down the fort during the riots, Sup Forums

Why are you so into their hair?

Just stick with their content jesus. I won't surprise if you'll start discussing their dicks.

>I won't surprise if you'll start discussing their dicks.

We have discussed the penis size and circumcision status of RLM members to exhaustion many times in the past.

Mike: Come on Jay, we have to go see the midnight screening of Star Wars Eight!
[Music cuts out. Mike awkwardly looks at the camera for a few seconds.]
Jay: One second! I'm getting dressed! I have to have my best Chewbacca cosplay to differentiate myself from the hundred of other nerds who'll be doing the exact same thing!
Mike: I can't wait god dammit, I'm coming in!
[Mike walks into the room]
Jay and Mike: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
[Wacky sound effect, Half in the Bag trailer footage rolls]
autism

Care to explain the reasoning behind it?

>Sup Forums likes somebody
>must know dick size

We want to know how exactly our internet husbands would perform husbandly duties.

How are they employed?

Are Mike, Jay, Rich, and Jack full time RLM employees, or is Jack mainly from Pre Rec?

Is Josh an employee, or is he like a consultant?

Go back to r/redlettermedia

I can have multiple tabs open at once. Why would I leave here to go there when I can be at both?

Fixed

>Jack quickly added in as an afterthought

there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with jack

oh boy here we go

They need to invite Cinema Snob to Milwaukee for an episode of BotW

Good luck with that. I've unsubbed from two youtubes in the past (Nostalgia critic and Black Nerd) because they were shitting up my front page with multiple videos.

The moment I unsubbed from them Youtube started recommending them to me even harder. I even went to their channels and blocked them which help for a few days, but they started coming back. I went into my history , likes and favorites and deleted anything related to them and Youtube still recommends there shitty new videos to me quite often.

mike and rich are spot on in that image

and if that happens, it better be a Wheel of the Worst episode.

Maybe if RLM were in its 2016, post Space Cop, relatively good number of guests, stage and Brad was in his 2012 stage, sure, but he's been totally JUSTed at this point.

Also, RLM seems to pick relatively relative people to be on their BOTWs, like visual effects artists or Max Landis or that absolutely horrific comicbook artist who was so unfunny.

Which reflects his role in rlm

Mike, Rich and Jay definitely are, since they were there from the beginning (Red Lettter Weddings).

Not sure about Jack but he said he is/was a freelance video editor.

Don't know or care about Josh.

how is Brad JUSTed

Really, he's only in there because they lack a strong fourth guy. I guess they generally seemed to settle with him over Josh for BOTW, which is a wash, I guess.

I wish you autists didn't creep out Jessie/whatever happened with her, because she was funnier than either Josh or Jake.

Doubly cucked loser whose videos have gone to shit.

Even the Midnight Screenings suck, and have since that other guy who's not Brad or Jake came on, and now there isn't even Jake.

Plus, I don't think RLM would ever want to come in within a 60 block radius of anything related to Channel Autism

Those ears on Mike are a nice touch
holy shit im admiring fan art of some guys from some youtube channel i had never heard of until two years ago

>rich's balls

no detail went unnoticed

bump

Its amazing how dysfunction every single member (and former member) of Channel Awesome have become. Its like a farm for maladjusted autists.

you are becoming NEET .. embrace it !

They were always like that, but the autistic teenagers, like myself, who used to like them grew up, leaving only the absolutely autistic adults to not realize just how horrible they are.

They were unable to replenish their supply of autists due to the rise of Video Game LPs.

Their lives naturally went into nosedive once it began being clear that they're on an inevitably sinking ship, plunging into the deep, cold waters of JUST.

The smart ones took their share of Autists to individual sites and live with modest Patreons.

>aids is nothing wrong

I have nothing but a complete lack of surprise that Space Cop was a pathetic, abysmal failure of a film, and I have nothing but scorn and contemptuous laughter for the morons who have been supporting Red Letter Media for years with patronage. Laziness and lack of organisation will ALWAYS shine through, in the end.

Red Letter Media have based their entire schtick around "humorous irony" but this time, when they themselves were put to the test ("can YOU make a good film, with all your supposed knowledge about it?") their true colors shone through for all to see. I knew it would happen, of course. I knew it from the first time I decided to bite the proverbial bullet and attempt to view one of their videos on Youtube.

Hopefully as a direct result of this, one or more of the members of Red Letter Media will realise that they are, and have been, nothing but an abhorrent failure "half-assing it" through life, and put an end to it. Their life, that is. Now THAT I would give patronage to.

Make your suicides happen, Red Letter Media. It's the only chance at redemption you all have.

What happened with Jessie? he was cool for the most part, I wish they'd bring her back.

While Space Cop sucked ass at least they tried to make a movie. And it's not like they get autistically defensive over it or anything, they know it sucks ass and take it in their stride.

This guy wouldn't say lewd line with no cursing at a power ranger morphicon panel when asked by a fan. White nights clapped at his decision to not say it.

Meanwhile back in 1990 he had no problem saying this in the film Repo Jake

>edited
This guy wouldn't say a lewd line which had zero cursing in it at a power ranger morphicon panel when asked by a fan. White nights clapped at his decision to not say it.

Meanwhile back in 1990 he had no problem saying this in the film Repo Jake

Where do other people learn about RLM? I learned about it through Sup Forums and I know there's reddit about them, but how about others? And when have they started appearing here, I seen them in 2013

>tfw you are watching the latest botw and you come up with a joke that you think Mike would laugh at.

I'm suprised at how much RLM fan art there is.

>Where do other people learn about RLM?

From the Plinkett reviews, I'd imagine.

2012 I think, through google while looking for negative reviews of the 1st hobbit movie

Personally I had seen images of Mike and Jay on Sup Forums for about 4 years before I knew who they were or what they were from. At the time Jay was still chubby so all of the Op images posted were of two out of shape slobs sitting around.

I thought maybe they were from some crappy Uk / British comedy show I didn't know about or maybe some adult swim show.
One day out of the blue I was lurking in a stream that only had 2 views. They were streaming the new Indiana Jones Plinkett review. I recognized Mike and Jay from the thousands of threads I had passed over in the catalog so I gave them a chance. Been a fan ever since.

Reddit general?

You can tell that image is old by the drawing of Jay. It was before he got a hair cut and un-Justed himself.

The first RLM image I saw was Mike in the Straw Hat and Hawaiian shirt.

Jay looks like a fucking pussy-slayer after sorting out his weight and hair.

Still a 5'5 manlet though.

Is he?

I thought he wasn't much smaller then Mike and I thought Mike was about 5'11 - 6'

According to a shot of his license he's 5' 6", though I reckon he's closer to 5' 7"

what do you expect from a jew

was that really such a big hit? I started with watching HiTB, and later BOTW. Never cared about Plinkett because I thought it's Rich and I didn't like his character there. When I realized it was Mike I binge watched them like 5

The Star Wars Plinkett reviews are famous beyond the RLM fandom. They're classic youtube kino. Tons of people find RLM through Plinkett. It actually took me a little while to figure out it was Mike.

About 3 years ago, Ashens liked a Plinkett video and it just went from there

When will Gook Moot make an e-celeb board? I mean, it would be popular. We could finally get rid of all these fucking threads. It seems like everyone would win

You do realise the plinkett voice is Jack right? Its the only reason they keep him around

Rich was once a normal person but after enough bad movies fissioned into two people, one serious and one stupid. This picture depicts the splitting

The only reason I'm excited for the GitS movie is so they can review and shit on it.

>tfw jay is basically the same height as you
>tfw he looks like a little bitch next to everyone

Here's your reply.

It's posts like these that made Jack refuse to do the Plinkett voice anymore.

embrace how tall you are, stop being jelous and make it your feature, nor disadvantages.

Some guys just become this little funny guy who gets girls wet by just being his persona.

Gee thanks, Sherlock.

>only one of the group that's fit/attractive
>calling him a little bitch
Sounds like someone's jealous

Space Cop was the funniest comedy I've seen this year.
When compared to the other web celebrities who also made movies, it's easily the best (avgn, linkara, channel autism, cinema snob).

I saw Rich Evans at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now, you prick?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put half in the bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying "oh my gaawwwd" really loudly.

The fact that it was used for the thumbnail as well as how much attention he put into his appearance really made me think it was a vanity project he completely made himself.

...

Why is he so perfect bros ?

I'm sorry you wasted all that time writing this post, it's very unfunny.

Unfortunately it's a common template, he would've just gone over a few words.

Poor Jay. There wil always be fanfart reminding him of when he was a neckbeard

We're not related.

Just own it instead of believing memes

Nothing makes you smaller more than insecurity

Why doesn't he just wear pants with more room in the crotch?

You need to commit more, why is it an LA grocery and not a Milwaukee Blockbuster. "and he tried walking out with like 5 copies of dungeons and dragons". Could do with some work man

excuse my autism, but 5'6" checks out. jocelyn ridgely is 5'4" and she's wearing 4" heels (now that i look closer, its probably 5" due to the platform). she's still about an inch taller than jay which i assumed was 5"7' in the screenshot due to a 1" sole.

Is AidsMoby an official cast member now? He seems to show up a lot more, and he's growing on me. He's alright.

Wish the Canadians would show up more often as well

Can we all talk about how this Plinketto was one of the best things they've ever done?

Mike was literally in the zone the whole time.

THICC

there isn't a pair of pants in the world with enough room for rich evans' balls

I wanted him to choose Big and Hairy

Should Jay wear less clothes on camera?

...

He has been for like three years, just read the credits of the videos.

As for the Canadians, they only appear when they are in the area for work. Which is why a lot of people think that there's a Plinkett review being worked on since they specialize in SFX. And RLM doesn't have any projects in the works that they'd want to keep quiet. Further, many months back we got that Plinkett teaser.

If he did we wouldn't have gotten Tosha Yar or the 192 minutes.

Or Mike making fun of Jay's concern about copyright strikes

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>And RLM doesn't have any projects in the works that they'd want to keep quiet
he doesn't know about Space Cop: The 1th Year Anniversary Special Edition with newly enhanced visual effects, THX and digital sound and a few new surprises.

What went wrong ?

Damn what happened, did she get married

Mike was too camera shy to make amateur porn with her
POV reverse cowgirl with lots of spanking