ITT: We're all at a sleepover

ITT: We're all at a sleepover.

anyone called the cheerleaders yet?

could any and the animals be while with fire, too?

>cries
>goes home

They aren't coming.

my feet hurt
I wish I was at home playing video games

Shut up, faggot.

Who invited YOU user? Ugh

I call top bunk

my name jeff

My m... mom said I... I should g... Go to make fr... Friends.

Oh jeffs here? Man, ive been meaning to tell you.. about angela..

can i eat your ass?

user, hit this shit bro!!

me and my friend need a third, anyone care to join ?

Who wants to run a train on OP's sister?

Guys be quiet. You're gonna wake up my parents.

No girls allowed. Are you retarded or something?

Im in

Whoever's touching my dick needs to stop right fucking now, that shit's fucking gay.

DUDE! Bro, we could get in trouble!

w-we are not girls though user

...

No.

WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU

Oh, okay, I'm in then.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Whose hand is that??

Jesus christ man I said be quiet... if you wake them up they aren't gonna let you guys over again.

But it's dark out.

Go eat some cheesey poofs you fat fuck

Dude are you serious right now? I swear I'll hit you, fag. Stop touching me.

Youre right. There was really only one outcome anyway. You get the hacksaw and the bleach, ill take care of the 'dirty work'

I'm not fat I'm big boned! Fuck you, you filthy jew!

I'm making a giant bowl of popcorn. And no gimme grabby fingers. One at a time.

So...what movie you guys wanna watch? I was thinking maybe the first Pokemon movie?

Oh cmon. Just the tip?

>Someone ACTUALLY invited Cartman

Jesus fucking Christ...

Fuck dude we aren't killing my parents. Just go the fuck to sleep and we can eat some fucking cereal in the morning.

it's true?
watches at 0 $ ?

What you gonna do about it?

I just found suck itndry 4 in my dads closet. Wanna watch?

Newfag here: What ITT means?

*knock* *knock* Hello? Did somebody order a pizza?

You're not invited to the sleepover, get out of my parents' house.

Yeah. You got the "pizza"?

:'c

Who ordered the male stripper?

Dude. No. What's wrong with you? "Just the tip" won't make it less gay!
Don't make me make you catch these hands, user.

kek

newfags suck

Faggot. I'll touch if I want to. Just cause you gotta dick and I do too, and I touch your dick, doesn't make it gay. I touch mine all the time. You're the gay one for thinking it's gay.

you ordered just... *clears throat* cheese... right?

No nigga. I got class.
Lemme watch Mall Cop

How the fuck you got class at a sleepover?

Mine. Just grabbin' some nuts.

Yeah... "Cheese"... *wink wink*

Ey you better watch yo mouf son fo you get dat dick sucked

he means the social identity... not a fucking school class you retard

Shit, user. Didn't know you were this stupid.

The question stands.

I-I don't know, user. This still feels pretty gay.

Why didn't anyone invite any girls?

Kek

My mom said no girls.

I'd suck both these fine ladies dry str8 thru their pantsu.....no lie.

Who tf keeps farting?

This is your nieghbor please keep the noise down!

Abduhl jahbar here, sorry for being late, I was busy bombing the Starbucks down the street

Uh... Guys did you hear that noise... user is your house haunted :

N64 or PS1 guys, mom only let me bring one so I brought the two so we can choose and I'll go leave the other one at home

you fucker wheres my Unicorn Mocha at?

did we order from dominos? if so did we get the lava cakes and cinna sticks?

Fuck off mrs. diaz dont make me call ice about your two nephews!

My grandmother died here while shes had orgasm. Pretty intense stuff.

Dude N64. You got smash bros? I'll beat all your asses.

What about mario kart?

ANYONE UP FOR A PANTY RAID?

Fuck off, Joe. Tell your wife I said hi while you're at it

I have grenade mocha if that's okay

Did someone say sleepover???

Hell yeah, man.

I think mrs diaz next door has like 6 daughters. Theyre all illegal too so they cant call the cops

How come you never called me back after last time?!

Anyone up for this? Got 4 controllers.

Give me the blue controller

PLEASE LET ME PLAY PEACH

Wait Killing Floor 2 is split screen?

I brought my own, it has LEDs in it so it lights up n shit

fuck 12

I call Toad

NO, I BROUGHT IT SO I GET TOAD. I'MMMMMMMMMMMM THE BEST.

Shit. Who left oven on?

You're such a faggot you like girls

If i can PLAY with YOUR peach, then sure.

das cool, ill just hack and use Rosalina