*Takes up your couch*

*Takes up your couch*

I want to smell her farts.

Who dat

*Blocks your path, your buses path, several railroad paths, light from the sun...*

*gets the fuck out of here*

Someone with a terrible 'shop on her tits.

Damn man, you see a bitch and just Fucking hate McDonalds for dropping a possible 9/10 into a 6.5

...

Meh. The shop is better.

When the obviously fake shop looks better than the actual picture

>wear skirt
>wear kickers under it

Bitches like this need to die

Nothing some gluttony can't fix.

Harriet. She's a spy

*Swells with happiness*

Women should be big. I'm sick of the Kate Moss standard.

Here comes a big girl

you lose your boner you win thread?

...

*Blocks your hallway*

anime mommy tier
would be better if someone shooped in a big dick and huge balls.
hhhnnnggg.

My couch? Fuck she can take up my cock any day

She does look like an anime mom. For some reason Japan makes 'em THICK.

But how big?

*Blocks your BAZINGA*

"Mama Tama" kinda big. Big enough to succ.

too bad irl the mom would look like a beast if they tried for a body like that.

*Blocks your street*

>attracts you with her new gravitational orbit

...

*Takes up just your bra drawer*

If the mix of muscle and fat was right, maybe not.

*New secret weapon*

*the rear suspension instantly snaps*

*She then gets up and walks away*

Kate Moss? we have 2017 not 1995