A celebration? edition
/brit/
Elijah Turner
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Levi Carter
An island in the south pacific, perchance?
Michael Jenkins
no anime
Justin Wood
...
Charles Reyes
cara
Jayden Garcia
...
Henry Nguyen
good lad
Sebastian Hall
life is a blast when you know what you're doing
Aaron Young
doing a sad
Aaron Nelson
me and the bf
Brandon Garcia
Easter?
Dylan Davis
...
Ian Wright
>Only thing i want in life is a flat to myself
>Cant afford it
Joseph Moore
>This guy is apparently 5'8
Am I being trolled, looks like a literal midget.
Hunter White
can't wait for the janny to wipe out this thread and with it, my bollocks, which i have placed underneath a hydraulic hammer triggered when this thread 404s
Henry Morris
...
Christopher Richardson
Ryder Gomez
need a bf
Alexander Hernandez
youtube.com
Was there in britain a children's program to wish them good night and 15 years later give them nostalgia feels?
Jacob Hill
anime
Austin Richardson
...
Robert Scott
Look lads
He posted it again
How original
Andrew Evans
we blow americans to smithereens hehe
Ayden Bennett
ROR
Michael Ramirez
this is going to be one silly war
Dominic Cook
bloody hell
Brody Parker
had sex thrice
been bummed once
Matthew Roberts
>work 45 hours a week AND go to tech school night classes on company dime
>city prices are still ABSURD
We also have some real estate operations, you can make a mortgage payment on a nice 3 bedroom house in the suburbs for what it costs to rent a cramped 1 bedroom apartment in any half decent area of my city.
Kevin Wood
Who here yet to put their willy inside a female ?
Charles Hill
Me and the lads
Ian Allen
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
Jeremiah Rivera
hot
Jonathan Kelly
i could just pinch those cheeks for hours
Lucas Perry
...
Julian Ross
I hope we take in alot of Korean rapefugees(females) when it all kicks off desu
Colton Ward
not me
done it many times haha
Leo Jackson
indeed this is me
so i've shagged 3 girls
and got shagged once by a guy when i was drunk
not even gay, but this puts 25% of my sexual activity as homosexual, which isn't great for a straight person
got to iron that one out
Jaxon Wilson
>people keep saying i look like a child
not exactly fun
Nolan Sanders
JUST
Ayden Evans
what the
Isaiah Scott
rip every single engineer who was related to that project
Julian Young
tommy robinson is jewish
Grayson Cruz
If i move out the city ill be subjected to depressing hour(s) cramped long train journeys to souless deano commuter 'burbs
Xavier Diaz
>300 posts in half an hour
>at midnight on a Saturday
THE UTTER STATE OF OUR LIVES
Matthew Gomez
business idea: original curry potnoodle but just the powder and nothing else
Jack Kelly
what the fuck LOL
Alexander Butler
What are they on about now?
Ian Gray
worse, he's (((Irish)))
Zachary Phillips
Why are northerners always the most pitiful polarity
Eli Scott
shrieking
what is the context of this
Isaac Walker
it's nowhere near what you think it is desu
Levi Cook
Adam Nelson
thoughts?
Asher Howard
4 10 7 5 7 2 1 8 9 3 6
Jack Wilson
me
i imagine it feels wet and weird
Levi Gray
...
Cooper Cox
Is she ok?
Zachary James
Just a few lads at the footy
Landon Diaz
i imagine that australian who started the easter meme edged all year in preparation for today
wonder if hes busted yet
Jonathan Ross
(just buy a car)
I'm about to buy a 3rd vehicle 2bh
Ethan Taylor
Shat herself
Gavin Peterson
crease, are they muslims or anti-muslim asians or something?
Juan Wood
why do normalfags feel the need to go out when it's saturday, or sunny?
like flies to shit, honestly
Sebastian Reyes
so...this...is...the....power.....of....normies
woah
Blake Wood
and warm
Sebastian Perez
>My time with user has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself
Jonathan Collins
>and got shagged once by a guy when i was drunk
how does this even occur? if it was your first time wouldn't it hurt like fuck? wouldn't he get shite all over his dick?
Luis Ortiz
nah, but blowies feel a bit weird
Jeremiah Reed
Ah yes germans
Nathaniel Butler
looks like her legs are prosthetic or something
Mason Perez
pakis
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Owen Morris
Logan Jenkins
was hammered with my gay housemate
ended up in bed with me
he started touching my knob
was going to shag him but went soft at the thought
he offered to shag me
i was well out of it so i said sure for the memes
hurt like fuck, not enjoyable at all, do not understand gay people
Xavier Gomez
just stopping by to say that there better not be any anime posted in /brit/ otherwise there WILL be trouble...
Caleb Ortiz
Cars are expensive to run and traffic is clogged + congestion charge in ldn
Henry Scott
shag could just mean make out
need a lot of prep otherwise you get shit everywhere as you said and it would hurt
Tyler Wright
What, were they trying to bomb us?
Not sure if I can even be mad about that attempt.
Jonathan Wood
SCREECHING
Sebastian Allen
>mfw I collected my 'zza and the lass asked for my name I gave it in full (yes, including my middle name)
I don't know what you lads' local 'ominos is like, but mine is a disaster. Cold chips, wrong sauce, and chicken portion was wrong.
Jace King
...
Jack Ortiz
...
Lincoln Ortiz
>do not understand gay peopl
but you're gay???
Michael Perez
Rogan cuisine best cuisine
Isaiah Lewis
did you get poo on his willy?
what was it like after that? tbf if i was a gay bloke and i bummed my straight flatmate i would probably take the piss a bit
Alexander Wright
quite funny
why lid?
no
Jonathan James
piss off mum
Angel Nelson
unless he was a literal pencil dick, how in the fuck?
Brandon Sanders
...
Austin Cruz
Post brexit broken Britain
Cooper Carter
oh yeh, what are you gunna do about it
Joshua Collins
did a howl
Ethan Fisher
u r gay
Ian Wright
Christ I wouldn't want to be on his podcast and him fart in that room
Aaron Rogers
...
Owen Hernandez
sat this on the hodge twins
Ryan Morales
>maisie
>rosy
>daisy
Noticing a pattern here with Britains best girls....
Dominic Cox
who is this anti anime woman?
Noah Powell
i'm not mate
that destroyed any scrap of curiosity i might have had
didnt bother to check his willy
he was well annoying afterwards, thought i was bi and just hiding it because i was embarrased
all my mates found out and took the piss
dunno mate i dont really remember much
Justin Carter
this happened to me at uni. A girl asked my name and I gave my full one. Said nothing else the whole lecture. never spoke to her again. I dropped out the end of that year.
Thomas Taylor
Fuck off Randyman