Favorite Always Sunny quote?

Favorite Always Sunny quote?

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>One rock of crack

>STOHWP CHAWLEYH

>PIVOTTTTT

>I have a touch of consumption
and then
>I think I've been poisoned by my constituents!
Everyone seems to love the egg line but it does nothing for me

>IM THE TRAYYSH MAN

>Fill me up with cream

Stop... This game has gone on long enough.

with the british accent

Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch!

>I'm a full on rapist

>HAHAHAA DICKLESS DENNIS, DICKLESS DEN- BUT IT DOESN'T APPLY THOUGH

The right cola for closure

>stupid science bitch couldn't make my friend more smarter

>egg!

He really made soup out of your insides.

Making magnets, collecting magnets

playing with magnets?

>Dennis is a bastard man!

>magnets
>not ghouls
how could you fuck up so horrendously

I like dennis and macs reaction to magnets more than ghouls although 'Don't write ghouls!' is hilarious

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This made me laugh just reading it, so I'm voting for this.

>you gotta make the lips funny

CHILDREN, YOUR MOTHER IS A WHOER

GODDAMMIT, JACK BAUER

YOU REALLY ARE THE MAN

>I hold a conservative opinion, but am not very smart and so I make the entire position look ridiculous!

>I hold a liberal opinion, but am not very smart so I make the entire position look ridiculous!

>Wow, I've made fun of BOTH sides of the isle, I guess this really is a smart television show!

If you vote me, I'm hot

>any time Dee goes "oh shit"
>Any one of Charlie's tangents about the sewers
>"they took you nightman and you don't belong to them..."
>"MMMMMMMmmmmmm now that's how you get offffff."
>OUT OF THE WAY JEW
>OF COURSE IT'S A ROMO JERSEY
>Vic Vinegar nice to meet you

This show is perfect

>"..and Mom? Don't bang every guy that comes into the house!"
>"ok I won't, sweetie!"

I don't think I've ever seen anyone calling Always Sunny a smart show, just a funny one. No one really parrots the opinions on this show like they do South Park.

>OKAY MR. MARE

>FEAST YOUR EARS ON THAT SPIN DOCTOR'S MIX
HAHAHAHA HOOOOOAH

>He's looking right at me

don't you guys wanna get off with me?

>oh thank you Frank. Wolf cola everyone. The right cola for closure.

It's smart without relying on politics to make it seem so.

The intelligence comes from how intricate it all is. How the characters act with each other, character arches, development, plot lines, narrative, it's all there. But hidden under a layer of intense obscenities and absurdism. It doesn't have to parrot off Bill Maher's set from last week. It just has to be good at what it's trying to do.

>Oops I dropped my monster condom for my magnum DONG

>"I'm like a gazelle"

I LIKE TO BIND, I LIKE TO BEEE BOUND

>I'M SORRY, RUM HAM!

because of the implications

>The man asked me a few questions; I answered them as honestly as I could. Next thing I know I’m walking out the door with meds for borderline personality disorder

Establishing dominance.
Not exactly a quote, but I say some form of it multiple times a day.

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Not a quote but the latest one to make me physically laugh was the entire sex scene in the gang hits the slopes.

>I WISH I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
>Charlie's face
>The sax solo

I don't know how they managed to film the scene without breaking down into fits of laughter.

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>I want to do business with Mr. Von Joni
>Bon Joni
>Yeah, Mr. Bovine Joni himself

One of the best scenes in the entire show's run

it involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. poow

not gay sex

oh!

we're gonna solve the gas crisis

>I can't enjoy a comedy if I can't pin a political label on it
Hey man maybe you should quit being such a bitch

Did you say an entire sleeve?

Yes, an entire sleeve

HOOOER

Should I watch always sunny?

It's pretty intimidating with like 9 seasons

I ain't got many years left, I'm gunna get real weird with it.

yes. the later few seasons arent as good but the first ones are excellent. give it a try and keep going if you like it

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Skip season 1 and anything after season 9

>WILD CARD BITCHES

kys

>skip season 1

Interesting and well-thought-out arguments

season 1 is trash tb(h)

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>Because of the implication

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This whole dance
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>Day bow bow
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>Pepe silvia
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Season 1 has some of the best episodes though.

(you)

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Is the Lawyer the best recurring character?

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Goddamn I hate gin, Dee you BITCH!

>Your BOSS is a woman? Now this is a strange bank
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>Wildcard, bitches!
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Anyone else lose their shit every time Dee dry heaves
Also when Rick belches mid sentence in R&M
It's something about how it just cuts in, it tickles me

I've probably seen every Rick and Morty episode 3 times over, and I still laugh like an idiot every tick Rick burps mid word

DAYMAN

Pepperjack love him some fraggle rock

>Your mother's dead.
>-No.
>-What? Oh, my God! No, she's not dead.
>We're gettin' divorced though.
>- Why - Why - What - What - Why would you say that she's dead?
>- That's a business tactic. You drop the bomb, then you soften the blow.

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>Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police, you claim that the prisoner told you that if you didn't, and I quote, "jam a bunch of stuff into your butt", he was going to "rape you so hard the room would stink. Then he was going to, quote, "eat your butt, and his son's butt, in the stink, until his stomach was full of your butt."

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this one caught me off guard

>You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

no, that's rickety cricket

the fucking outtake scene where he's talking about faking it while being raped is amazing

This is the lowest point in the entire series. The fact that you posted this shit here really pisses me off.

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I literally peed myself during this scene

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast...Not in the sexual way!

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based off the story you just told me charlie, I believe those Santa's were running a train on your mom

>god damnit jack bauer, you really are the man

YA UNZIPPED ME
OHHH

IDIOTS! IDIOTS!

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>Why the hell would I leave? I'm sitting here shitposting on Sup Forums while watching the Disney Channel.

Which member of the gang has the highest power level? I say Charlie, but he's some kind of savant. He's most capable of pulling together schemes and playing a long game, but he's usually not motivated to do so.

he keeps that diary on the waitress and pays at least one spy to track her whereabouts on a day to day basis

Charlies cruel intentions speech is probably the best line from the show.

Watch everything. S2 - s8 is some of the greatest comedy ever made, and the rest is good as well. Sure, there's a slight dip in form s9 and after, but nothing so awfull you that you won't be able to handle it. The seasons are really short as well, so it's not that much to handle.

The only appropriate answer.

Right up there with
>Shut up bird

or

>GET YOUR HOOKER'S FEET OUT OF MY CHICKEN

>What is your spaghetti policy?

kek

"Now let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor."

Charlie Work was some clear evidence of that.

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