Visiting Europe this summer. How do I avoid dying in a terrorist attack?

Visiting Europe this summer. How do I avoid dying in a terrorist attack?

stay away from brown people

Stay away from Europe

don't speak americanese

Come to Spain
free of terrorist attack since "2004"

Stay away from speeding vans

Dont go to Europe

Wont be long user

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Shit, you jinxed us now user

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By simply not going, seriously, take a trip to another country. Maybe somewhere in the Asia area? Japan is pretty safe compared to Europe right now.

Be the terrorist attack.

>Spain
>literally a far-left shithole

How about no

Just go over there and have a good time and don't worry about. Quit being such a pussy. Life is full of risks and dangers. You could die in any number of ways, but if you worry about that shit all the time you'll never go anywhere or experience anything worthwhile.

I dont believe the 11-M was a foreign terrorist attack, thats why the question marks

Europe isn't a country, numbnuts.

Portugal is more left...

meh, nvm, I forget the canary islands

Only go to Poland

I didn't specifically say that. But you're correct.

what country or countries exactly??

England, France, Belgium, Sweden and Germany.

blend in.

am become pakisaurus

Lol 100% you're going to die. Go to Hawaii instead.

urrgg.......
I second this guy

DEATH

DEATH IS COMING

Come to Poland, we don't have these faggots here :D

Well if a nigger doesnt kill you before you get here, avoid vans ?

Why waste your money there?
Muslim shit hole.
May as well send money directly to ISIS.

go greece no Fking sandnigers there also the sea the beach the people are great

Avoid big cities

Go don't, just go somewhere nice

The only way is to kill yourself and everyone you love.

Yeah greece dont have sandniggers, they all leave for germany and england, Greece is top tier for summer every european knows that

praise allah

but greeks are light sandniggers as well, also spanish people are brown as niggers.

i would recommend norway

Northern Ireland is now one of the least likley places to have a terrorist incident... assuming the DUP don't get power but they are the real terrorists

stay away from arab counties like germany france sweden uk belgium and such
visit non-cuck countries like hungary or poland

Go to Poland only

Get back to fucking Dirtistan, you sandroach!

Belgium has been bombed just two hours ago, so ...

Greece, the only muslims that are there are stuffed up in camps on an island, greeks dont tolerate that crap they fking beat the shit out of these dirts fking Golden dawn bitch, come to greece enjoy the islands the crystal clear sea, the warm weather the welcoming people, plus greece is cheap except the hot islands

>How do I avoid dying in a terrorist attack?
>going to England, France, Belgium, Sweden and Germany.
>mwf OP is actually a sandnigger and is actually asking how to resist the urge to blow himself up

greeks are not sandniggers lol, they get a litle brown at the summers because they have more sun than the rest depresing raining parts of europe

Maybe small... maybe weak... but still we will not allow to fuck us with mudslims...

norway? what to do in norway catch a cold? ROFL most sad country snow and mountains and cold as fuck lakes

Stop your government funding them through Saudi Arabia would be a start.

norway rofl top country in suicides because all you see is black clouds fking sad as fuck

greeks detected, norway is awesome and has the best looking girls (along with sweden, but that is not an option oviously)

deaths by islamic terrorism since 2001
>europe: c. 600
>united states: c. 3000
you'll be alright faggot

>go to Paris
>go to a shabby banlieu (suburb) area
>kill all muslims you can find
>you will still get killed
>yfw at least it's your own terrorist attack

and

and since 2010?

haha at there moment there is an attack in europe almost every day, just today there was one in brussels, yesterday in france

Bigger chance you will die from being run over by a car.

Haha. Oh wow. I forgot that terrorist use those now. Let me rephrase. "Bigger chance of you dying in a regular, non terrorist, traffic accident"

if you take into account the last 10 years maybe, but not much longer

Eastern Europe.

Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Croatia etc.

Cheap booze, good looking women and what not. No mudslimes as well.

Greek sandnigger detected

Hang around the Jews they never get attacked
Hang around Parliament buildings politicians never get attacked

This.
Also, London Bridge is very safe these days I hear.

Some useful bits from a conversation I had with a buddy of mine about a Euro trip. He does security work for a private security contractor, so he is the "security's security"

Take it for what you will

"Another thing to consider is that most police officers in England don't carry guns.
So in the event that somebody is chasing you make sure the cop knows you're in danger but don't stop at expect him to protect you run past him until the danger is gone
Whatever you do maintain the largest possible gap between you and the threat"

"How do you protect yourself from becoming culturally enriched by a truck of peace?

Two words: situational awareness.
Like any situation keep acutely aware of your surroundings. When in an area where you might be vulnerable to attack by vehicle look for barriers and keep aware of how fast you can move to one.
Try to always walk to you have the best view of traffic .
Stay alert, look for vehicles driving erratically or in prohibited areas.

In the event you are near a vehicle attack try to leave the area as fast use areas with lower foot traffic that an attacker would avoid."

"American service personal and civilian tourist are a high value target for kidnapings, bombing attacks (mali) and mass casualty events. If given a choice most bad guys would pick an American over nearly anybody else for no other reason than that person being a us citizen"

... maintaining grey man status in a foreign country sometimes involves hiding your national origin to avoid scrutiny, or to avoid unnecessary hostility."

"...use regional currency, avoid telling in vetted locals unnecessary information about where you are from and what you are doing in country. Keep passport and other I'd as hidden as possible and avoid clothing, patches and logos that give away national origin"

Also:

>Don't go to Eurostan

>Avoid going to "little Mogadishu" areas

>Avoid large crowds of brown people in countries that are not historically brown.

I was going to refute your comeback with reason and logic

>Implying blacks aren't the real issue

but instead I'm just gonna tell you to jump on in and help your mom suck my dick

the chance to die in the traffic from your home to airpot is bigger then die over terrorist.

come to Austria. No muslims in the small towns around the mountains. They only stay in the big cities, where the left doesn't care if they built their own society.

You're also more likely to die of a heart attack, problem is, if you go into the Muslim area of town without a large group of other non Muslim males you're asking for trouble.

Also, terrorism takes massive networks among regular people to sustain itself. Just because someone who supported the IRA during the troubles wasn't bombing people doesn't mean he wasn't tacitly supporting them.

I mean shit I hear Derry STILL has problems between Catholics and Protestants, if the Muslims do anything in Ireland it's probably going to startup again.

No attacks in Holland.
Last one was a targeted assassination in 2004. He tried suicide by cop and failed. Still in prison.

>>Europe
>>a country
American education.

Yea, but going to the shitty countries beats the purpose of visiting europe.

>Japan is pretty safe compared to Europe right now.

Japan is top 3 safest places in the world, and probably the actual safest given you'll be a foot taller than the average Nip.

You are coming to Europe. Depending on were you are coming from that is most likely the best step to avoid terrorist attacks.

the big difference is the weapons and explosives and the acts of violence

If anyone asks, you're from Canada. If they think you're American they will literally kill you. I mean the Bowler hat wearing, tea drinking, pasty white guy saying cheerio, that guy will still beat you to death for just being American. I can't understate how much the world hates Americans, they will castrate you and make you eat yourself before they kill you on camera. But if you're Canadian you're cool.

just don't go to big cities, big crowds

kek spain is sadly fucking conservative fucking fucks. wish it was left kek

strap at least 4 AR 15s to ur backpack and let them know whats up

Go to hungary or poland
They are so racists even terrorists won't do some thing on this nazis

Go to Austria, same level as Germany without terror attacks cause not relevant

don't go

Let me help you, friend from Reddit. This is what we call a "troll thread", the aim of to play along and get responses. Nobody is actually scared of going to Europe, in fact the OP (aka a faggot) is probably American and in America there are almost as many mass shooting per year as there are days in a year. The person you replied to was playing along with the theme, but you responded with seriousness. That makes you the trolled in this situation, or trolley in British English. Send my best wishes to the guys back at /r/Sup Forums. -snacks.

Kys
You can't die if you're already dead.
Also, the world doesn't need anymore drumpftftf lovers, so do everyone a favour.

you are the man.thumbs up.
Agreed.

Austria coming in,
can confirm no terror attack yet
I'd advise you to stay clear of Vienna though, as it is the most obvious target here

Fuck off you fucking Yuropoor we all know Great Shitain is the real culprit. Fucking fat toothless whore, you disgust me. Die

Italy, no terrorist attack, we have the pope

I've done it my whole life. Apparently, if you fail at everything, the terrorists won't touch you, at least from my experience

>we have the pope

Who will attack you however if under 12 years old and male.

Who's worse, Islamic terrorists or old paedos?