How come I rarely see Vikings discussed here?

How come I rarely see Vikings discussed here?

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because it's shit

Is every woman just a complete whore?

vikings went to shit when applestand died

>can literally fit a leg inside a normal sized condom
>HURR I NEED MAGNUM XXXXL CUZ MUH DIK SO BEEG

Imagine marrying Winnick at 18, and her still looking that good 20 fucking years later.

Truly a wonder fämälämäzoids

>a woman likes sex, therefore she is a whore
When this meme will die?

No memeing, I thought there was something wrong with me when I first tried putting regular condoms on and they were so tight they nearly squeezed my dick off

It's not a great show. Also I want to smell Lagerthas farts

Bitter NEET detected.

>I like sex
>better announce it to the whole world on twitter

No lewd photoshops plz

>when white bois be asking for my SOME

Yep. I thought I had ED or some shit.

lmao bitter virgins btfo

>magnum XL condoms
Does she fuck horses?

>people actually think OPs pic is real
for chrissakes

kek nice shop

Its called marketing, ofcourse you buy the TRIPLE MAGNUM XL when other manufacturers offer the same in normal size

whore detected

That would be something

You have ED

nice damage control
is a shoop
winnick is a slave to BBC white bois can't even compete

It's called not being endowed with an """""average""""" 5.5 inch babydick

better than got post s4 tbqh

No, large size fit fine cheers tho

>Stripped finally has a release date

This is a photoshop, she never had condoms there.

>mfw all the good sex scenes aren't on pornhub


for fuck sake, what do you think I watch tv series for? the fucking story?!

If your dick was hard enough it could handle normal sized condoms, so yes you have ED

>my mom is a complete whore
yeah we already knew bro

What isn't though

try nomoms

Then why do large exist?

And don't say branding, large are actually bigger

Because some people have ED

branding

Post pic with scale as if your dick is actually bigger than an average sized males arm.

So they don't fit as tightly on your spongy cock and give you discomfort.
If your erection was producing a normal level of rigidity then condoms wouldn't hurt. They are basically one size fits all, and only squeeze if your penis is too soft.

You have ED and shpiuld see a Doctor.

What flick?

Friendly reminder Lagertha becomes a lesbian in the next season
Then she will fuck up Ayylmao Slag's shit

> being a straight male
> unironically using condoms

Magnums are actually a one size fits all condom made to make ordinary guys feel like bulls.

what's going on here?

I'm 6inches and I use magnums. I used to use regular condoms but they were too tight for me, guessing it has to be mostly a girth thing for condoms.

The shills on this board hate Vikings because it's a show casting mainly white men and women glorifying white culture/history.

>shieldmaiden army

Fuck I hope they get mass raped by the northumbrian levies

>Magnum
youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM

Good

No, its an erectile dysfunction thing. Usually lower than average blood flow resulting in a sponge on rather than a hard on.

The State are taking her kids because she's a weirdo stripper who's raising them in a tent in a forest near Bondi Beach

>Vikings
>white
>culture
Ahahahahahahahahahahah, snow niggers have no culture you retard. They stole, burned and raped whatever white europeans built

Based state

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Right, I'll follow medical advice on Sup Forums. Thanks, user. I'll be sure to upvote so other people with this problem can get help.

>We'll never see the Battle of Saucourt where the vikings got absolutely destroyed by the franks because muh vikings are cool xD

Fuck this show

How is it an ED thing if the condom is too tight? It's like saying you have a drinking problem because you're not drunk all the time.

>Sicily had a viking court that employed muslim scientists at one point
Sometimes real history sounds like fanfiction.

He's right man, even if you have a really thick penis, you should only use condoms designed for thin penises

>snow niggers have no culture you retard
I think you mean defended themselves from angloniggers while producing the most attractive human beings on Earth.

>drinking the le pillaging raping cool aid

They were much more nuanced and cultured than that bullshit

The Franks wrecked the Vikings several times during the last season

>That strawmanning

Hang yourself

It wouldn't be too tight if he was hard enough, it only feels too tight because his soft dick is getting squished

>the most attarctive human beings on earth
>yet the show casts a slavic woman as the leading female and an australian man as the leading male
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

How can a condom feel too tight if your dick isn't fully hard ? I don't get what you're saying

If I put one on my soft penis it would surely not be as tight as when I put it on my erect penis wouldn't you agree ?

>implying that's not actually the source of your dislike for the show
you fool nobody, tyrone

That makes sense, thanks

Based India Dupre

Yeah! It makes so much sense. Its pleasant enough to be using a condom in the first place, I should go out of my way to make the experience as uncomfortable as possible for me.

Vikings were literally the Muslims of their time

They killed off Odon like a weak fat cuck

That's not okay

No my hard dick is getting constricted user. You would know the feeling if you, well, y'know..

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>nords born outside of scandinavia are no longer nords
>a human born in a garage is a car
poor form desu

Lack of good "Viking" looking actors in Scandinavia.

Magnums are just a meme. They're literally the same size as any other condoms.people still fall for it though

you are (literally) an idiot

No, muslims were literally the muslims of their time.

Not achieving full erection =/= being flaccid

By the time of the norman conquest of sicily the normans were more french than vikings tbqh

Its really no skin off my nose pal, but it can't hurt anyone to get checked can it?
That's because you don't understand the issue. A normal erection creates a solid rigid shaft, where the shaft is only semi solid or spongy, tightness occurs.

>posts another slavic woman as evidence
keep trying Sup Forumsboy

kek, what happened here?

No, you are guarding your ego.
There's no shame in getting checked out, you aren't any less of a man.

>That's because you don't understand the issue

Thanks captain obvious for that amazing insight.

>she will never castrate me

Why does that make me feel bad?

it's feminist propaganda

>slavic
delusional m8

He was blasting some anti religion song off his phone

They were praying on the street because the church was under renovation or something

She's polish, if you weren't painfully new here, you'd know that

That's hilarious.

Because that fantasy is the closest you will ever get to being touched by a woman

youtube.com/watch?v=XKAS0393EyU

uncalled for tbqh

what the hell is this about

I'm trying my hardest not to meme, I mean this board is anonymous, I have nothing to lose by attempting to take your comments seriously, but I don't understand why I would go to a doctor if there's no problem

>walk in
>wop out my huge member
>"what seems to be the problem?"
>"small condoms don't fit"
>"have you tried large"
>"yes"
>"and?"
>"they fit fine"

???

the amount of people that are just like 'huh' in that vid is kinda weird desu

youtube.com/watch?v=DYzT-Pk6Ogw

Let's have a fun for everyone video instead then.

he's right that your erection is evidence of erectile dysfunction.

The problem is that a regular condom causing ypou discomfort has nothing to do with your size and everything to do with your blood flow.

If you are so very confident I'm wrong, go see a Doctor and you get to feel even more smug. Right now you could very well be unwell and just having a good go of cognitive dissonance.

A second opinion doesn't hurt, but letting a blood flow issue go unchecked can have serious long term issues.

I understand you're probably anxious about the idea of being handled by a man, but its their job. If you take no other post seriously on this site, please, take this one seriously. Get yourself checked. You have nothing to lose and potentially a hell of a lot of long term issues to prevent.

When I was photoshopping magnum condoms onto the photo of the Vikings woman I didn't think this is where we'd end up