Is Shia Labeouf a Sup Forums god?

Is Shia Labeouf a Sup Forums god?

>Insane
>Dances in his undies with caged prepubcent girls without getting Chris Hansoned
>Filthy lunatic alchy bum who fights over french fries
>Is a millionaire yet still looks like a tramp
> Highly likey still a virgin
>can't even function normally despite fame, fortune and celebrity to even the smallest degree
>Has no friends


I am confuse. Is he a god or troll or both? Or just a guy ona spiral to suicide? And tbf him an heroing would solidify the god theory.

No love for the Shia? c'mon even his name is retarded!

you're not from around here are ya?

Tbh he kinda reignited the spirit of this cancerous board with his autisimo antics. Yah, thanks Shia.

i sucked his dick once. can confirm he's gay

there's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked

nigga what

There's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.

he said there's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked you fucking faggot

It's only gay if balls touch

Not us, Sup Forums

Sucking a dick makes you gay. Getting your dick sucked by another guy doesn't make you gay.

If you paid attention in Health class you would know this you fucking imbecile.

His real life woman broke up with him for his sex scene in Nymphomaniac where he insisted on method acting by ACTUALLY fucking the woman in the movie. Check it out.

seems like a good excuse to cheat without feeling guilty

He kinda reminds me of Charlie Sheen, only without the hookers, porn stars, cool family, and aids. If Charlie Sheen was a lite beer with just 96 calories, he'd be Shia Labeouf.

he married her too

Really? I'll be damned. Well...may as well have at that point. Out of one chick into another lol

>was raped

So I'm not alone in the curiosity of this guy?

Is the movie Nymphomaniac shit? It has him in it so it must be but the 'method actiong' bit lol. Got me interested.

Shia was raped..?

He's a proper balls to the wall mentally ill lunatic multi millionaire Hollywood star.

In a world of carefully managed plastic fakery and conformity you need some of that old school crazy.

He's underrated IMO

Nigger was asking for it.

What happened to he Wil not divide us

i'd kick it with lebeouf; he stands to make a mockery of humanity and our pretentiousness. fight the good fight. fuck the system. fuck the man!

They were divided

OP here.

I agree. I think his antics are hilarious. He, insane and can't really grasp why he isn't a poster child for Sup Forums grade autism but on a millionaire budget??

Confirmed Shia Lebouf for Sup Forumstards God.

They got rekt'd and divided.

Completely hilarious to watch.

underrated post