CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Chef Dan Edition

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Chef Dan Edition
RULES:
>first dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character
>any other dubs or better after this will be ignored until the next turn; so sory
>if there is already a winner, wait for the next turn before trying to decide Dan's fate--check'em and don't waste your dubs
>next turn starts when OP posts the next picture
>the game ends when i say it ends
THE PLOT:
Dan has insulted french master chef Mamadou's cooking, and as a result has found himself in a cooking competition with Mamadou himself! You're in over your head Dan-- what do you know about cooking?! For your sake i hope you manage to impress the judge. Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.

Dan's previous adventures (they're archived somewhere if you've missed any of 'em)
Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition
Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition Part Two
Dan The Ice Cream Man Edition
Dan's Saucy Date Edition
Dan's A Dad Edition
Marooned Dan Edition
Dan's Delivery Edition
Sir Dan's Quest Edition
The Great Houdanny Edition
The Great Houdanny Edition Part Two
Funeral Dan Edition

Hit Mamadou's head with a pan and win by KO

Dan microwaves some hot pockets

a black man breaks in and mugs dan again whilst doing so he shows his superior manhood in comparison to dan's inferior sandworm, all the white women go crazy over the black man and he fucks them all infront of dan

Re

Dan begins by boiling noodles in his pot

Dan finds a dildo in the freezer and licks it....his tongue gets stuck to the tip of the dildo.

He freaks and starts running around the kitchen with the big fake dick flopping everywhere while he's screaming.

Roll

This

Rape the chef on a bed made of spaghetti

Rollaroo

Bump...same

Dan cooks his own clothes

rawl

WinRAR!!!

Dan checks the freeizer to see what ingredients he has to work with. At the verry back something purple catches his eye. Dan takes it out and tastes it to see if it is grape flavored. Turns out it was just a vibrating dildo. Dan tries to take it off his tongue but now it's stuck! Dan looses his cool and runs in circles. Mamadou has already picked his ingredients and is chopping them now. Your falling behind dan!

Roll

Roll again

Dan orders a pinapple pizza

Roll for pizza

K

Roll

Dan decides to cook a lobster, but when he tries to put it in his pot, the lobster grabs his dick

Roll

Roll again

Roll again for dubs

Dan pisses in his own mouth to get the dildo out

Rolls singles

Hey that just might work! Do that

Roll

Dan orders Chinese food.

Dan rapes the chef

Roll

This

Reroll one last time.

Winrar.

Dan can't cook for shit, so he plans to cheat. He orders Chinese takeout and plans to serve it to the judge, it will take some time to get here, so in the meantime Dan need to keep looking busy.

Dan gets a fork ties it to his dick then sticks it in an outlet.

Do it

Roll

Dan sabotages the other chef by pissing in his bowl while he isn't looking

Reroll

roll

This

Roll

Rereroll

This one

Dan uses the spicy meatbal on other chef

Dan poops his pants on purpose then scoops sone in his hand and drops it in chef mamadous pot when he's not looking

Roll

Rollin for this, better than my piss idea, lul

Indeed. Roll for this insetad of pee

Dan stabs mamdou

This but chef catches him and dam must stab

Dan realizes that the chinese food may not arrive on time so he bludgeons mamdou with the dildo and steals his food.

Roll

reroll

Gosh darn it , roll

Sabotage will ensure that Dan wins

This but he has to whisper "poo poo catchoo, smelly joo"

Dan decides to get the dildo off by dipping it into the boiling pot that Chef Mamadou is cooking with which both frees him and contaminates the other chefs dish!

We'll electrocute Dan now thank you

This

Due to the dildo obstructing his breathing Dan becomes confused. He starts beating his meat

Dan runs his tongue under warm water and frees the dildo, he then puts it in chef Mamadou's dish

Finally WINRAR

roll

Reroll

Winrar

Winrar

Dan magically takes the cat from his thought bubble and tosses it into Mamadou's pot. Whether this contaminates the food or makes it better is up to OP.

Dan gets aids and gives it to mamadou

Dan beleives that if he electrocutes himself, his body will heat up and the dildo will fall off of his tongue. He straps a fork to his shlong and sticks it in an outlet. This goes terribly wrong and fails to dislodge the dildo from dan's mouth. Dan can be such a retard at times.

a poorly drawn glaceon freezes mamadou whilst saying: "user the fag has summoned me."

Dan goes off set and clips his toenails, putting the clippings in Mamadou's pot

Roll

Dan boils a pot of water and dumps on the French Chef.

rollarino

Rolling

Dan jacks off into mamadou's pot while he is not looking

Dan ties down chef Mamadou and uses the dildo to fuck him

Dan has the dildo magically removed and it goes and fucks mamadou's food, contaminating it.

Dan cuts his tongue off with a knife and sticks the dildo up mamadous crusty ass. He removes the rest of his tongue from the dildo first and tris to reattach it to his face.

Reroll

roll

Roll

roll for this

Dan decides that in order for him to get it off successfully, he must shove the dildo up the judges ass to warm it up

Dan uses the heated stove to melt the dildo off his tongue, and places the hot plastic and metal in Mamadou's dish

This

roll :)

Dan puts on a chef disguise and poisons mamadau's food

Lets do this

rolling.

Dan awakens to his powers as a human battery and starts cooking a potato with his hands

This

Reroll

do it.

Rerolling

Dan calls in a bomb threat