I CANT FIND A JOB ANYWHERE

I CANT FIND A JOB ANYWHERE.

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How about working the fire line?

where do u live bud, there are plenty of joobs in toronto eh there bud

Maybe if you applied to one instead of making 4 threads about it the last 6 hours we've been here you might have one by now.

If you put it out, the fire wins.

No jobs in Canada? Thanks Trudeau!

Sure you can: mosque construction.

Edmonton. I'm a college student I NEED PART TIME WORK REEEEE.

What part of leaf land Bro?

same here, the ones I do find are near minimum wage restaurant jobs.
From working under a James Beard award winning chef, to jobless and living in my Parents attic.
Live the Dream Sup Forums

Is this the same OP who says hes too good to work a trade?

>WAAAAAAAAAAA

You are not good enough, it's literally modern natural selection.
Kill yourself or just let time do its thing.

No although I'm thinking about going into a trade. THE STUGGLE IS REAL.

>I can't find a job I want anywhere


Fix'd

>You are not good enough
being good enough to work just means yo uare a good goy.
stay goy, goyim

get a job cleaning tables at a bar or something bud you will make lots of money on tips from the rowdy bunch out there eh bud

711 was a part time Job

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I applied those places they haven't called.

Go on one of the fort mac clean up crews. Although it might be completely up to chance if you get hired, I read on global there was 5000 applicants for a posting for 200 labourers

Uber?

I applied they didn't call

Do you know how to write a resume
Did you write a cover letter
Did you dress for success
Did you give a firm handshake
Did you make eye contact
Did you send a follow up thank you letter
Did you read art of the deal

Try looking into Production Companies or IATSE.. You might be able to get a bit of work as a stagehand. It pays well, flexible, and you get to do some cool gigs..

WAAAAAAAA. Goto a placement agency and work for a smelly sweaty portugese foreman. WAAAAAAAA. MCDONALDS PAYS SHIT.
WAAAAAAAAA.
Meat packing plants in alberta. WAAAAAAAA!
WÀAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I too gooooooo for work gimme moar welfareeee waaawaaawaaaaaaa. I need monies for mai nightlyfe. LIFE SUCKS I LIVE ON WELFARE WITH ONLY A PLAYSTATION III.
WAAAAA RENT IS SO EXPENSIVE IN TORONTO BUT THE WHORES ARE TOO EASY HERE TO MOVE TO TIMMINS TO WORK IN THE COAL MINES WHERE ITS C-C-COLD.
dude just sell weed.

Also, make sure your resumes are industry specific and not just one size fits all.. Some of your work experience or skills will be irrelevant to certain employers

I have 2 jobs (one during the week as a translator at home and another night job at the weekends as a system technician for a major chain), faggot.

If a fucking spic like me is better than you then you know you're absolute shit and it's your own fucking problem.

Man the fuck up.

JUST GIVE ME ANY FUCKING JOB

nah those places wont call ya back there bud you gotta go in and grab the moose by the antlers there bud go in for a drink n ask if the managers aboot

My uncle worked in a meat place once, he told me the pigs ride a conveyor belt looking happier then ever then they get brained with a spike. I dont think I could handle the smell

>t. mexican '''''''''''''intellectual'''''''''''''''''

I DONT HAVE A DEGREE IN FUCKING PRODUCTION MANAGEMENT LIKE WTF IS THAT?

>mexican warlock

most demanding job in USA, class a drivers.

I can't get a job because I have no experience.
But all jobs require 1yr+ exp

>says the mad neet

LMAO at your jealousy, even a spic like me is better at getting jobs than you.

i work at petco and probably make more in 6 hours than you do in five days

>waiting for a call

kek don't be a bitch man

Fuck, it's like I'm listening to my fucking uncle.

Jet Fuel can not melt slushies

sounds like the free market doesn't need your labor
should have voted communist

Sell your asshole to gay men on the street. There are plenty of them in Canada.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, neet.

Well since you have no shame. Sell your flesh?
I heard Remingtons is looking for dancers.
Lol.
Mondays is amateur night.
Lol.
Goodhandys has lots of good Johns.

Gay Porn shoot? $500 for solos for fit men 18-25. $750 couplez.

> been doing IT for the past 23 years
> stopped working a regular job 12 years ago
> became an IT contractor
> was rolling in the money for the better part of 9 years
> literally worked 5 days month...at most
> made in one day what most people make in a month
> economy starts tanking
> obamacare really fucked ALOT of businesses
> decided to take the last 3 years off to raise my daughter and let my succubus piece of shit of a wife go out and work herself into an early heart attack since she didn't want to be a "stay at home mom"...you know, because "it isn't the 50's anymore".
> had a job offer literally drop in my lap a couple of months ago
> 5 minutes into the interview and they're asking me how much I want a year
> 70K to do consulting, with bonuses and commissions which will probably bring me over 110K without even trying.
> wife has the audacity to ask me why my money isn't "our money", which of course was never the case when she was the sole income in the house, and she was making 60K a year for the past three years
> asked her if it's "our vagina", since I can't remember the last time I got laid by her and the time I had my cock sucked by her was ten years ago, right before we got married, like she did like a madman for the seven years before we got married
> has no answer for me, just that stupid look on her face
> probably be divorcing her soon

Just thought I'd share that.

>getting married in the first place
Why do you anons torture yourselves like this?

I'm also unemployed for a while now, been sending CVs everywhere.

lol, best story I've read on Sup Forums
Keep on fighting user

>read art of the deal
>get job anywhere

>wife
Did you let yourself go
or get fat
or stop washing your dick?

Work for your county if possible. Any opening you're qualified for on their website if possible.

Some people may scoff at having a county/government job but they are ok. The pay for even the shittiest entry-level job is usually semi-decent and you have solid job security. They put you through a rigorous background test and drug testing so if you get the job you'll have to fuck up hardcore to get fired since it means they'll need to pay out for your replacement to go through all of that. It also looks good on a resume. If you can pass through all of the shit the county puts you through to hire you, the company will know you can go through their shit too.

The county job I did for three years was kinda comfy. Pay wasn't amazing but my co-workers were cool, I got a lot of free food, drove a john deere gator alot which are fun as fuck, and spent a good amount of time around cops I befriended. By the time I left that job I had the numbers of a major and two sergeants. And one of the sergeants is a lieutenant now.

speak chinese and arab

where can I find these "welfare" jobs?
is there a website?

>getting married

Rofl don't even care you make 6 figures, you fucked up

Good man, making the best of a shitty situation with the succubus wife, smart.

Thanks for the reminder to keep going with IT & to keep my shit seperate from women, always a good refresher to keep in mind

Too soon

Underrated post

Each and every position, and I mean EVERY position on the local county government level gets hundreds of applications more than they need. People do exactly what you just said when they don't have a job - they go to the local gubmint website and look for the 'good cant-get-fired buruecrat position'. As such, they're able to get really overqualified people.

It's hard as absolute fuck to get a government job, no matter what it is. It could be "animal control shit clean up crew #54" and there will be over 600 applications for each position.

The army. Join the army. Fight for Canada. Fight for freedom! Fight for the west!

imbecile

Join the CDN navy.

Nah, I just wouldn't bend over and take it in the ass with her feminist "I am woman, hear me queef, I can work AND have a family" bullshit.

About 1 1/2 years into the marriage she decides to tell me "I don't do that anymore" after I asked her what a guy has to do to get some head.

Needless to say, she started a war she was never going to win.

She wanted to treat me like a walking wallet and a live-in babysitter....and I wasn't having it.

So I decided to live like the room-mate she treated me as.

Oh, and she was dumb enough to pull this shit while having a job that requires her to work nights and be gone for days at a time...so without me, she was basically fucked and would lose her nice well paying job because she has nobody to watch our kid besides me.

So I took her to the cleaners and uptil two months ago, was bleeding her dry, like she intended on doing to me.

I flipped the game on that bitch, and her butthurt is off the charts.

But if you fight the fire it wins

Have you tried selling Plasma, it's the non-degenerate way of selling your body.

>Join the army. Fight for Israel. Fight for global debt! Fight for the multinational corporate interests

FTFY, good goy.

well no see if its not working its somehow not free

because the free market is perfect

just forget about all that savagery before government and places where there is none

Dumbass they don't just hire fucking 20year old college students like me.

You guys actually speak like that

Say it in a Canadian accent and it sounds goofy

Not only that but being a white man in the current year pretty much means you're not getting hired.

It is now the future and it sucks.

Do a gap year leafman

You're an inspiration to us all. Keep up the good work

Yup I saw at least one this afternoon leafbro

Implying that getting pounded in you boi-pussy is degenerate.
sure thing, schlomo

>Finding a job in Alberta

Is that even possible with all the oil fucks gone?

Kek

also dumbass, just get a job with statistics canada doing the census job. its temp work till the end of summer and pays 18ish an hour

you got a basic income. sit on your ass and watch pirated streams all day.

your MAKING us LOOK bad reeeeee

>tfw almost every entry level job requires atleast 3-5 years of experience

Listen if you are in college make sure you network your ass off.

Youre the son of a traitor. A spawn of cucked hippies. What do you know of the army? You'd probably be declared unfit for service anyway.

My father is in extreme denial about this. I think most in the late 40s-60s have no idea how bad things really are.

The trades are booming here in BC.

Mostly because of the huge Albertan refugee wave.

Just dig up your county's website and look at job openings they have.

I was a ranger, basically glorified security, for a large public park in the suburbs of a major city. It was a fairly easy job, my boss was cool as fuck(also one of the most foul-mouthed people I've ever met to the point I was continually surprised by the way he rarely cursed in front of visitors to the park), and I had a lot of autonomy in what I did. My days were usually spent telling people not to do shit they shouldn't be doing(and I have some stories about that), making sure events at the shelters, playgrounds, or centers being rented out were running smoothly, and helping the other employees as needed.

Yea I won't deny the fact the main reason I got that job was because my uncle's good friend worked there and had a lot of pull with the manager. The friend even pretty much told me the interview would just be a formality.

Like 75% of the people who were there were white males. Funnily enough out of the like 8 rangers besides me, one of the only two I thought was worth a shit was a like 4'9 hispanic lady. God damn was she good at sniffing out the fuckers doing things they shouldn't.

OP, your real answer is to work for a Non-Profit. That is, of course, you have a college degree. If you're early to mid-twenties without a college degree (or are enrolled to get said degree) you're basically fucked and should end your life.

If you DO have a degree, then work for a non-profit. You will make shit pay, but the bar for entry is very low. Additionally, non-profits need each employee to wear a lot of "hats" - meaning you will end up doing a lot of roles. This means you can take one of those roles, pick a direction that you want to steer your career, and then double down on it and start making long shot interviews for your next move.

At my first job, I worked for an archaeology non-profit. I did 90% bullshit clerical work, but I also did "marketing", which meant I had to work in their shitty """""""database"""""""""""" to send mass emails and shit. I ended up learning how databases worked and then taught myself SQL while watching videos of indian dudes explaining it on youtube (i did all of this while on the job, I had my own shitty little office). I then parlayed that into a job in IT by saying I did SQL work and database stuff at the non-profit. When they asked questions about SQL, I was able to answer easily based literally of what I had learned from youtube and from poking around the database at work. I've been working as a functional lead analyst for a major IT contractor for almost 2 years now.

Oh and I was a Poli Sci major BTW. So there;s hope for everyone.

Sounds more like you refuse to get a job and are in denial.

I know my grandfather died by getting shelled with artillery, and that he'd not want to see me perish in the same way for some stupid corporate interests.

Enjoy killing innocents & dying for the military industrial complex goy.

That's because Canada belongs to the U.S/EU/NATO system that is attempting to mongrelize the white race out of existence, by ensuring that white men are unable to find jobs and housing to create families, while the local puppet government of the U.S/EU/NATO system fills the country with non-whites and gives them privileged access to jobs (along with a certain % of their salaries paid for by the other tax payers), and also free housing, in order to ensure they can procreate.

White men being out of work is literally part of the White Genocide agenda.

The only salvation is to start assassinating high profile U.S/EU/NATO individuals so that they start feeling the heat against themselves and their families, and either back off with their agenda, or go overt with it.

Revolution or extinction, your choice.

Move to Mexico after Trump wins and you can get a job on the wall construction crew.

What are the fucking odds I was just reading through this thread thinking "yeah man it totally sucks, can't find a job anywhere" when suddenly I get an email from a company saying they want to schedule an interview with me. Chin up man. Just keep at it and things will get better

Sucks to live in the most cucked country in the Americas, right?

Pimp your asshole for cash

Damn this Swedebro knows what the fuck is up, well said buddy

Eh you're going to be needing on the your northern boarder too m8, and I'llhelp build it, we must contain the leftist socialist plague from spilling down from here into the US

Yes, yes it does.

if you guys really cant find anything try signing up with a job agency like AppleOne, SMX staff management, aerotek. Just google staffing agency.

everyone on pol needs to get jobs to MAGA!

I know that feel OP
>College student
>Need something for the summer
>Retail isn't in season and isn't hiring anyone
>The Temp agency sends me to these warehouses that need people for once a week every other month (Waste of time basically)
>Can't find internships that email or call back
>Resorted to calling random companies and asking the HR person if they have any openings

>Only 2nd year Electrical Engineering student
>Enough know how to be a technician
>But no Certificates/experience/AA degree to actually work
>Not a BS degree so even entry level jobs won't hire me

>No car and no drivers license because NYC and never needed to drive any where(Just turned 21)


I am need something over the summer to pay my goddamn tuition next year FFS

fuck me guys, i HAVE a job and my life is shit. commute and work and pay bills and barely have enough left over for anything fun.

god damn, we're screwed if we work and screwed if we don't

Love that album

i had some success with my job agency. I was able to work regular hours for months and got converted into becoming a full time employee for the company i work for now.

Thats all great. Gramps fought WWII too, and WWI, and great gramps in Boer war. 1812 and american revolition.

WWII also benefits the corps.
It would be better if they were CDN corps (non existant).

Jobs in army are still good. Good pay. Solid job. Other things besides combat ones with trades. Fight in combat then become congo mercenary.

Job agencies are also part of what I wrote about here: They exist to fast-track non-whites to jobs that white men should be working in a proper society. But because there's much much more people than there are jobs, jobs are prioritized to certain people, and even if we don't go into theoretical territory, there's blatant anti-white bias out in the open, government programs to help ''refugees'' and ''disadvantaged groups'' get jobs... Well.. At whose expense? White men and therefore white families and therefore white childrens expense of course.

Exploit the system as much as possible to your personal advantage. Benefiting the collective is only acceptable in a system that fights for you, this system is literally designed ground up to exterminate your race, so kill it. Take out money, don't pay taxes, sabotage however and whenever you can etc etc