Tfw u don't live in Australia

>tfw u don't live in Australia

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>tfw you do live in Australia

I really love Australia. Do you think it's a good idea dreaming of living there?

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It's great but we're full so fuck off

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You arent. Australia is a huge country with only 20 millions inhabitants. And most of you are too white to live there and need to mix with brown people to the next generation dont have skin cancer.

Unless you're British and have a relevant skill you'll have a hard time being allowed to live there.

One of my rules about when I travel is that you avoid Australians at all times

Still easier than be allowed to live in USA. But I dont wanna live in either. Maybe NZ.

Please don't.

You're welcome to live here friend

just saying, "fuck off we're full" comments never deterred any foreigners from coming here

fuck your feels.

>tfw the Australians you want to meet won't visit. or don't make it much further than LAX

Can I move to Australia? I'm Irish and German and have a degree in history

>degree in history
no fuck off

>tfw loser in a nation full of Chads

I have a job tho

>not being unironically euphoric about living in the least shit country on the planet

Just go back, Muhammed al Ahmed bin Mohammad Muhammad.

>being patriotic non-american
>on Sup Forums

you're a rare kind, friend

mcdonald's is not something to be proud of, user

Yeah, NZ is a great country, never come here though, we're much worse than NZ, we're fourth world and NZ is 1st of the 1st world, nothing compares.

i'd rather live in Brazil than Austrfaglia

live with deadly insects and even platypus has a poison

Do any of you homosexuals know if Australia Post is delivering tomorrow?

this

VERY dangerous here, i'm lucky to be alive
everyone should stay away

NZ is better

>NZ
>Great
>1st of the 1st world

Yeah, nah m8, if we are really that great then explain to me why so many kiwis living as diaspora in other countries (most of which are in Australia)

yeah you're right, New Zealand fucking sucks

I used to live in California.

Is there any reason to visit Australia aside from giant bugs and beaches?

maybe not dangerous but is disgusting af, btw tb h i would rather live in australia than poland, spiders and insects are only downside living in australia i think

Australia sounds way too hot. Southern island of NZ appeals to me far more.

No you wouldn't you burger cretin.

How would an Easter celebrating and toadposting oriental man such as myself go about moving to OZ?

you dont

>tfw live in the south west
It's like if california, oregon, and nevada had a baby

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>tfw no one lives in your city

Fukushima?
if so, post tentacles

I always knew the Portuguese were our brothers

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oh, I am Australian, i am just on a trip at the moment. I live in newcastle

Rude, Easterfinn is a cool guy

This is unironically a great song

>Easterfinn
I believe there are multiple

I know of three 2bh, not sure if there are any more

It's really shit, don't come here. Go to New Zealand instead.

all finns welcome

not nearly enough finns here

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>only 10 easter threads up on easter
Very disappointed desu.

>Great.
No.

how about suck my dick lole

sure where you live?

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brazil, russia, india, china you guys have a vast territories and arable lands why do you want to move to another country?

How about you think of the state of Australia and the job market and housing market and go cry in a corner.

Job market is shit.
Housing prices are through the roof
>Good luck getting your foot in there and not paying the perpetual jew rent each month which could go towards your own locum and assets.
>Taxes up to 50% fuck no.
Only decent job that could actually allow you to live comfy over there is becoming a doctor and even that is a giant gamble cause you have to dish out 160k. And then try and land some lucrative specialisation.

Did i even mention the poor internet, which costs you a eye and a leg. Nah srsly.

Our generation is fucked in Australia as well as world wide. I pity americans the most.

A dire shortage of a certain nationality, representatives of which might typically be characterised by a fondness for mämmi, perchance?

Those are poor people problems lmaooo just stop being poor

melbs hmu bb xx
>lives in a country where literally half the people leave the country to get a shitty job

simply ebin. you really do not have a right to talk about our job market being bad when poland's is way worse

Don't even make fun of that, it hurts too much

>Poor people problems
>Affect 99% of young people
Go love thyself.
>Leave country
>Accumulate wealth
>Come back
>???
>Profit
Also if you're working for the right companies and have a decent skillset you can earn european wages here with 1/3 of the living expenses. Soo go figure it out yourself.

If you were wise, you would have already invested in (eastern) Poland.

99% of people aren't struggling to buy houses you povo slav. Stay out of my country and enjoy your below-rank 30 HDI.

>invested in (eastern) Poland.

>that number of CHI

disgusting 2bh

>working for the "right" companies

literally applies anywhere even here, and it's easier to do that here and live comfortably. We aren't one of the world's most livable countries for nothing mate

also
>accumulate wealth
>poland

nigga you had the wealth before you moved there and guess why? because you lived in australia so fug off lad

>20-30 year house loans, for an overpriced dubious quality property.
Yeah nah, fuck off.

Also if you analyse the situation take into consideration avarage wages, tax rates and house prices, you will notice that house prices cant keep growing into infinity and that shit is going to go down in the near future, unless wages will go up, but without tax cuts thats not possible cause the costs of employing people would go up significantly. With zero added value to what they are actually doing.

Stay ignorant, but its seriously a easy way to double your money.

>Stay ignorant, but its seriously a easy way to double your money.

I don't have to have anything to do with Poland, because I live in Australia which is a secure, stable and prosperous nation. If I wanted to gamble on doubling up, there's plenty of other shady shitholes around the globe to do that in.