FUCK ANTS

FUCK ANTS.

THOSE FUCKING SHITS ARE ALL OVER MY ROOM AND I SPENT 4 HOURS CLEANING IT SPOTLESS AND THOSE FUCKING SHITS ARE STILL ON MY FUCKING DESK HOLY SHIT I FUCKING HATE ANTS

Get ant poison you nerd.

Befriend the ants. Get sweet ant powers.

Learn to shoot ants out of your dick you fucking amateur.

Make a trail of honey into your asshole for them to follow.

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Relax, Killer.
You could be dealing with the Ultimate Niggers of the insect world.
The bedbug.

Aren't those cockroaches?

Borax

They take it to their queen, who eats it and dies.
They eat it and die.
Dumb little fuckers

Just dump some on the floor where you see them walking around

Yeah! Fuck ants!

Id be more afraid of those poisonous bees making a neat in mutter or something.

No, sir. They are not. Different species altogether. God help any of you that will have to deal with these Niggers from Hell.

Or you can use corn or cornmeal (could be either, could be one or the other, don't remember.
Ants can't digest corn or something, so same thing. They bring it to the queen and they die off.

Rent an anteater

yeah sorry I worded that wrong, aren't the NIGGERS of the insect world Cockroaches.

Rent a flamethrower.

Rent a rocket launcher.

Bedbugs are definitely more nigger-tier than roaches, a cockroach doesnt rape you every night by living in your fucking bed and crawling out at night to suck your fucking blood out, leaving their shit on your bed for you to sleep in.

Rent some nuclear waste.

This.

And they can go a year without feeding. They can withstand extremes of temperature. They are immune to many pesticides.

Terro my good man.

Or boric acid and sugar water.

If your room is truly food free, theyll leave soon enough