You are allowed to commit one crime without the possibility of being caught or punished. What is it?

You are allowed to commit one crime without the possibility of being caught or punished. What is it?

Suicide.

slipping a roofie into bill cosbys drink and then

YABBA DABBA DOO

Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

That's not a crime.

> ... If I could DO anything illegal you say?

rob fort knox

Idiot.

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I really just want to deck a rando in the face, preferably someone who deserves it.

Genocide. If I have to do it myself, mustard gas assault.
If you have only one shot you have to make it count

Tearing off the tag off my mattress

Take a shit in a suitcase or bag and put it back on shelf in shop, oh wait

Mods!

I'd kill OJ Simpson

mass genocide of all humans.

Steal a huge amount of money. Duh.

steal a trillion dollars

he's apparently getting out soon, you'll have a chance

acquire an F-22 with enough jet fuel to be able to fly anywhere i want for a year

kill her

Steal everything in the electronic store I'm working in, worth a few millions the Hifi section alone.

mass genocide of 80% of the worlds population

Are you licensed to fly such an aircraft? If not, you're fucked. You only get one free crime, not a year's worth.

this, truly this.

I'd find the owner of the internet, make him write me as his sole heir, once he dies I'll inherit the internet.

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Steal millions of dollars duhh

Steal a Billion dollars obviously, because then you can do all sorts of other crimes for the rest of your life. Rape bitches, etc... Grab em by the pussy.

Rig the 2020 presidential election in favor of Hillary Clinton

steal google

Take a big dump on the bus seat, mmmmm

Steal/destroy the worlds fresh water supply. or shoot a few people

fuck all the girls in a girl's high school

Hello newfag

Rape a minor or steal allot of money, I am a simple man.

>You are allowed to commit one crime without the possibility of being caught or punished. What is it?

I'll fuck yo mama

Ya know, cuz zoophilia's illegal

Wait a second, I'm changing my answer. I would kill all black people and all Muslim males over the age of 12, all north Koreans, and a third of the Japs, because Japs are great but there are too many for the island, and 75% of all Chinks. I think I would take that over the billion dollars.

prolly' spread her legs for a few minutes if i may say so myself

That is not a single crime. Dumb nigger

>being this much of a summerfag

>VIRGIN DETECTED

you can start this niggercide going by killing yourself

rob the local bank vault on a thursday

rape / manslaughter.

i would torture George Soros and force him to give me all his money and power so i could keep commiting all kinds of crimes without the possibility of being caught or punished, including all the stupid things you are mentioning, but for the rest of my life...