You can create a new disease against humanity, what will its symptom be, and how will it spread?

You can create a new disease against humanity, what will its symptom be, and how will it spread?

Symptoms are instant death after the disease incubates for one year. The disease spreads only through saliva. The Earth is inherited by all the lonely people who create a society of artificially conceived people who spend most of their lives in a single room.

It would give you cancer and autism and transferred through fidgetspinner

Mine would be a bacteria that lives in the liquid of vapourisers and its effects would be that it slowly "glues" together all the limbs of the person infected, so they end up going from a human being with 5 limbs and distinguishable features to a literal blob of flesh. Of course there would be no cure.

Mine would be a flu that can't be cured.

Virus

Skin turns blue
Hair falls out
Become crafty with pipes.

Its in the water supply.

Spreads through all physical contact, symptoms, penis instantly falls off apon contact with anyone already carrying the disease

scp-439?

It will replace all your DNA with that of Hitler. Airborne and incurable.
Females will be femhitlers instead.

in english?

Spreads through contact with liquid by entering pores
Boils and blisters form all over the person and explode, and over time the fluid builds up and replaces the blood (the actual blood would be vomited/urinated) and the buildup causes the infected to burst and cover all people around with the fluid, which then infects them. and the cycle repeats.

No. In google chrome you lazy fuck

Symptoms are very slow onset. Over several months normally solid hetro guys will start looking at traps and twink porn and increasingly shitpost on Sup Forums

Eventually they start yearning for black cock at which point they die of an AIDS like condition that renders them unable to orgasm without a sharpie up their ass.

But I already released that one....

why would i want to google that trash? it obviously isnt important

Muslims.

DisenterĂ­a at max level

It's a disease that kills everyone that is non-white.
The world would finally evolve into one of those futuristic utopias. Which is presently impossible due to the overwhelming presence of all these semi-animals.

cringe

lol

Menuccal Aquatitis

Those infected would find themselves irresistibly drawn to water sources, they would also suffer from moderate to severe thirst causing them to remain near water sources.

Eventually they would want to be in the water and wet all the time, its starts with numerous showers and baths throughout the day.

A psychosis would take place causing them to think they are some sort of water being and that they need to stay wet.

You would find these people in rivers and lakes all day and night, believing that all they need is water they would soon die of starvation or drowing.

Human bodies would liter ponds, beaches, lakes, and even dirty ditches or creeks.

MRSA.

women grows glans instead of clitoris, therefore they will have dicks, later on. if you have sex with them, you will be gay...... or not?

and the cure is full images?

Balls erupt in boils and rot off whenever someone utters the phrase "conservative principles"

Sean Hannity is Patient Zero