You will never be a normie mestizo brazilian who spends almost everyday at the beach drinking beer and caipirinha and...

>you will never be a normie mestizo brazilian who spends almost everyday at the beach drinking beer and caipirinha and eating bbq'd seafood with sexy brown women

feels good

>interacting with literal monkies
>getting hiv
>leaving your house
>sunlight
>all those piss in the ocean

Digusting

It's not fucking fair. I suffer in the first world.

i was going to agree but then i saw your flag

you can do similar things in California or Texas or Florida, brah

not Brazilian but this is actually accurate

>MFW i will never be chinese

I'm in the airport, Muhammad.

You will never be a Brazilian shemale that has a huge butt, breasts and penor

This. If you're brazilian and managed to be posting on Sup Forums instead of fucking dat bunda endlessly you're a FAILURE.

Damn that sounds nice. I'd just fuck my own giant ass all day

Good.

Fuck you.

Can you not drink Crown Royal with Chinaman at a lake while eating Korean bbq pike with sexy yellow women?

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

more likely to get hiv in Russia and the USA than brazil you nig
>sexy yellow women?
no such thing, yellows can only be cute/pretty or ugly no sexy yellows

You still went there, dipshit.

Yes, I am.

i never agree with leafs but he's right.

Observe the Brazilians on Sup Forums do they seem happy? No? That's cause it sucks there.

>autists in Sup Forums represents actual life in brazil.
fucking americlaps