To all straight male anons, have you ever tasted your own cum? What did you think of the taste?

To all straight male anons, have you ever tasted your own cum? What did you think of the taste?

it was awful
kinda turn me on when i'm still masturbating but fucking nasty if i'm done

bump ?

It tasted like you're a faggot.

Tastes pretty bad, it has the consistency of the snot you swallow after a blocked nose - not nice at all. I get why girls usually don't like swallowing.

I didn't and will never be.

All the girls that swallowed me got severe waterlike diarrhea and painfull stomach cramps.

Guess it tastes like hell

fucking kek

A few times to see if food/drink changes really makes a difference.
It is surprisingly warm, and does not have much flavor at all so not sure why some girls act like its the worst thing in the world

same

used to do that instead of using paper, tbh I think it tasted ok

Tastes like public swimming pool water, swallowed it once and fucking puked.

Precum is fucking sweet, cum on the other hand is gross.

Just the pre cum. Tasted salty. Would never actually eat my own cum though.

On a side note I used to fuck this one chick who was absolutely obsessed with cum. She would ask me not to jack off for a couple weeks just so she could jerk me off. The fun part about that is the giant load you shoot plus you are still horny afterwards.

Good times

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

TAKE YOUR DICK SOMEWHERE ELSE

KYS FAGGOT

It tasted like a persimmon juice

Yes. It tasted like come.

Actually in 7th grade I stretched multiple times a day for two weeks until I could get my lips half way down my shaft. Couldn't really breathe folded in half like that. I just licked around my head until I came, it felt amazing but tasted like thick, salty mucus, and there was a lot of it.

I get this if i swallow my cum.

I wonder what causes it.

What this user wrote. Had camsex once and did a taco, sprayed all over and ate after, she mostly tohught it was funny and weird but before I came I was so turned on by the thought... the taste was still taco ^^

Always great relief if I read about people experiencing this, too.

I don't want to scare you and neither is this a troll, but I actually got ball cancer two years ago and had one testicle get removed. Bitches got diarrhea before and are getting after, so I don't think there is a connection, but still wanted to inform you. If you feel a lump on your balls, go to the doctor.

You've got to compare it to how your buddy's jizz tastes.

I tried it once and I LOVED the taste of my own cum and I've been gay ever since

Try someone else's, straight from the source. Amazing

This. I swallowed a german guy last week, his cum tasted awesome.

Fucking fag

It's weird, the taste resembles something like avocado at times and others there's nothing like it. It's slightly salty either way.
The worst part was that it seemed to stick in my throat and the feeling wouldn't go out regardless of how much water I drank.

Yes, it was strange. Would never admit to it even under torture. Never had a gay experience and i never intend to.

But facials and girs swallowing cum is my favourite type of porn, not bukkakes though i find those disgusting.

Didn't really taste like much but it was a tiny bit salty. The texture is like mucus. It's a fantasy of mine to eat it afterwards but once I cum, the want pretty much vanishes.

If its too gross for you you can eat mine, I have a good diet and eat bananas.

Fuck, this photo is hot, but I hate jerking off to nudes of people without their faces in it. What if this is attached to an ugly retarded loser?

If you taste your own cum you're no long straight op

diet has a lot to do with it but ultimately it tastes like cum. it doesn't taste a lot unless you're eating some really heavy and vile shit or smoking/smoked foods but there's not really anything i could compare it to. it's really awful to get in your eye and leaves a weird sensation in your throat. the texture is kind of like a lugee but it doesn't try to stay together like mucus does. not really good, not really bad. precum however is fucking delicious.

Yes.
It was okay, but I understand why girls don't like to swallow. Still turns me on. I'll eat pineapples before a session if it'll mean it helps my cum taste good to them. I just wanna see you suck it down while looking lovingly in to my eyes, baby. Maybe give me a gentle spank while you clean me up I don't know.

Damn excuse me for a minute.

Technically we all have cause our bodys just absorb the old sperm.

If you touch your penis you are no longer straight.

salty milk and coins

POMF POMF

trips confirm, cancer jizz causes diarrhea

getting diarrhea from 1/10 oz. cum. thats worse than sugar free haribo.

The reality ->
your cum tasted shit and the girls wanted to make sure they never have to swallow your kids again

>swallow your kids
That sounds hot, I wanna swallow your kids

This.

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Is it ok to let someone cum in my asshole? Will my insides absorb it or will it leak out and make a mess?

That's gay

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eventually, but if you have to fart in the meantime you'll just get santorum everywhere

taste is changed, as is it's consistency by diet, how much you drink and other factors, it's easiest to just say it tastes like cum. I don't do it because it turns me on or tastes good but because it's easier to clean up, just jack off, eat it, then wash your hands when you have a second. no hard to explain crusty socks or tissues

have you had microscopy in school?

salty

>no hard to explain crusty socks or tissues
do you still live with your mom or what?

This guy followed his dreams!

Boomerang child,
I found out just how useless a english degree is.

well shit. it took you until finishing it to realize that?
in any case if you have your own space there it kinda seems like a boundary thing, as opposed to sleeping on the sofa and living out of a bag i mean. then again i started doing my own laundry before i was even a teen just for the privacy but my parents were always respectful of the fact that i was born with a dick and balls aside from threatening to clip me during a pregnancy scare (like wtf?) while i was still living at home.

That's a hot dick, is that yours user?

Only gay guys don't taste their own cum.

nope

Yeah, gay guys taste other guys' cum.

But seriously, it's fine to be curious about the taste of your cum.

I tasted it the first time I came.
I was an early maturer so I blew my first load at the age of 10, almost a year before my school put me through sex ed.
I was playing the Sims 2, fiddling around with nude mods, and by the time I went to bed, I was so horny that I fucked my mattress, cumming all over my underwear and bedsheets.
I was suprised and scared, and since it was sticky, I thought I just pissed out a for some reason bunch of blood after this bizzare affair, so I decided to taste it to be sure. I was sure as hell happy that it wasn't blood, and I was able to put two and two together and guess that this was where sperm came from, but it tasted awful, like bleach.

COnsistency of light snot. Tastes sort of liek water with a tiny ammount of potato flour dissolved in it. Aka like almost nothing.

pretty much the same first time.
>horny for whatever reason
>hump bed pillow
>feels good
>suddenly and unexpectedly bust all over it
>terrified i just pissed all over my pillow
>doesn't smell like piss
>doesn't taste like piss

can definitely have really awful taste elements added to it if you drink treated water (bleach/chlorine) or consume anything smokey

Did it once because I was curious, wasn't that bad, didn't really gain anything from it though.

I guess my diet is pretty good :/.

Not really planning on doing it again.

Not gay also, men are competition.

I've only tasted my own precum.
Maybe a wee bit salty. Not much of an actual flavor though.

>seemed to stick in my throat
that was your spermies doing they job and digging into the closest thing it finds

that means they went into the walls of your throat and, since they swim up like salmon, they probably rode the spine and are partying on your brain right now listening to gorillaz - feel good inc with you right now

*they're

fucking weed

A few times. I like the taste but the stringy sort of texture it has isn't my favorite

I like other guy's cum anyway

Well, once I blew my load at my ex gf's mouth and gave her a kiss afterwards. It tasted bad, but I've heard that if you're a smoker or you eat a lot of red meat it will affect the taste negatively. Actually, now that you've mentioned it I kinda want to try that again since I quit smoking 2 years ago.

I have, doesn't taste bad. Just eat right, and drink water more than other liquids.

Just a little tip...

Fresh pineapple. Makes your Cum sweet.

I have never tasted my own or someone else's but an ex girlfriend of mine many years ago knew this and apparently it really works.

You are welcome

tasted salty and warm like what i imagine most cum tastes like, but for some reason i got a sore throat afterwards. i was kinda sick at the time so i wasn't sure if it was the sickness or the cum, so a few months later i did another taste test, and yup - my cum gives me a sore throat

it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

I tried it out of curiousity, just a little.

Generally lacking in flavor and in fact it reminded me a little bit of the taste of Plastic/Wax, and a slight hint of that clear variety of caulk.

> no benefit

precum is great, I pretty much taste it whenever I leak some, now cum, I did taste it once (idea is hot and all whilst you're masturbating and horny) but after you cum its kinda terrible, I did do it quickly af once, tasted pretty bad, can't make myself taste it again, didn't like it, but I'd prob swallow if I was horny and someone else came into my mouth

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like glorious milk of the gods

I literally eat my own cum every time I masturbate. It does not really have a taste and is just more convenient than trying to clean up some other way.

It wasn't bad, but sperm crawling up my throat wasn't pleasant whatsoever. It was fucking annoying.

Tasted like bleach

personally I love the taste of my precum. Eaten my cum multiple times, out of curiosity and cause this girl liked watching me cum into my own mouth. It tastes similar but the big difference is the fact that its hot and the texture is a bit weird.

I creampie my GF and she sits on my face after. Taste isn't too bad, mixed with pussy. She gets off like a damn rocket, so it's worth it...

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same

such a good boy

he should of licked it up though

Send some of this stuff to this fuck boi

I've licked a little bit off my fingers after fapping, pretty much tastes and has the same consistency as snot.

Nigga that's how I clean up.

>not eating your own cum in 2017

Get on my fucking level.

it's salty but it's not gross

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I have a handful of times.
>Eating bad does make it taste like shit
>Eating lots of red meat does too
>Eating Pineapple actually makes it taste pretty good

I only do it if I had lots of vegetables/pineapple during the day and am well hydrated. It can taste like sweet goo or fucking battery acid depending on what you eat.

If jazz tasted like precum we'd all be eating it.

agreed, don't see how its gay either

I tasted it. Not much to report really.

Yeah, I miss Jr. High because I was skinny and flexible enough to suck my own dick. ;_;

Precum is great, but the cum meh. Tasted a little salty. Could be worse I guess...

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Yes of course. It tasted not that great. But in the past I had no handkerchief to put my jizz in so I just swallowed it and licked the remains from my hand.

Look mom, no hands.

Fuck I need that ass

I have always wanted to suck another mans but to scared to risk of disease getting caught etc. Any advice for best way to try your own without chickening out?