Ask a kid who graduated high school last week anything

ask a kid who graduated high school last week anything
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why are you gay

I graduated on June 3rd, party'd all year and still passed lol

...anyone else?

you didnt answer my question OP

nice, i never once went to a party for my 4 years

i dont think im gay but i guess i could be cause ive never had a gf

No thanks.

your sexuality would at this point be confirmed by your attraction to other people. if it is as simple as you dont feel attracted to guys, but you are to girls then i would consider you straight. also whats your heigh, weight and are you good looking i want to know why you didnt attend parties

How did you manage to take the dick out of your mouth long enough to make a post?

Where'd you go to high school?

i want you to spend at least a good 5 minutes imagining 2 guys having sex. Who they are doesnt matter they can be buff, lanky, suave, or even girly all that matters is that there are 0 tits, 0 vaginas, and 2 dicks.

then look down. if you boner, you are gay, if not then you are not. If you cant even imagine it for 5 minutes then you definitely arent gay.

yeah i was just kidding im definitely straight lol. im 6'0" 135 lb, i just am really awkward and never made friends with people who went to parties

greenwich high school, CT

>yeah i was just kidding im definitely straight lol.

confirmed faggot in denial

i should know i was pretty heavily in denial for a good portion of my life

thanks user, im not gay

man eat some good shit and hit the gym u cant be 135 if you are over 5 feet that should be illegal

Where you going to college (if you are going)? What do you want to major in?

Just graduated a few weeks ago

i only really questioned my sexuality in middle school cause people called me a faggot so much i started to wonder, it turns out they were just mean

university of connecticut, maybe political science or history
its probably cause i dont eat meat

What will you do next? You will soon realize the horror of life when you gotta go to work.

Faggot

yeah i know, summer just started and my parents are on my ass about not having a job yet. i just dont think im cut out for menial labor

ok idc who bluepilled you on not eating meat shit but just dont listen to those people. research everything in your life yourself and draw your own conclusions. meat is not dangerous and you should not feel bad for eating it.

>political science
>history

funny i started question myself in middle school to, but because i started noticing my gym teachers dick poking through his shorts......then followed several years of self loathing and lesbian porn because even the implication of a dick made me feel dirtier than i wanted to be

lol i havent since i was little, to me there's something gross about eating something that was once alive, i actually wish i could eat meat so i could bulk up

wait, so did it turn out you were gay or not?
whats wrong with that user

Meat isn't the only thing you can bulk up on

start by eating dairy products - egg - fish - chicken salads and work your way up. you are seriously missing out. on gains and on amazing food.

It is the fastest to bulk up on. it is also easier if you are a newcomer to the subject, it is cheap. a lot of soy products contain estrogen which you definitely do NOT want

Well I believe people should follow their passions, but political science and history? How's unemployment?

>i just dont think im cut out for menial labor
That's because you haven't had enough experience working. If you get a job and do it enough, your body will get used to the workload and eventually you'll build muscle and the labor will get easier.
You'll never be cut out for physically demanding jobs if all you do is sit on your ass all day never exerting yourself.

I imagine you probably get blisters on your palms working with a shovel.

i know, basically all my protein right now is peanut butter and beans it sucks

oh yeah definitely pretty damn gay (though not completely gay, i do still enjoy females...just pretty fucking gay)

would you recommend whey powder user?

i think i'll be able to work in government or something, there's always jobs in the public sector
ha, you're right about the shovel blisters, you sound too much like my parents user, you're probably right though

How much underage pussy did you get?

i would recommend a varied diet that contains everything you need when like proteins and vitamins etc. i do not recommend starting with protein powder, also as i said earlier do your own research on it. that way you will find out what is most fit for you. /fit/ even has a good guide on this. f.ex this 4chanfit.wikia.com/wiki/Harsh's_Worksheet_(WIP)

im a KHV thanks for asking

What does it feel like to not have accomplished anything yet?

thanks user, ill def check that out

not great, i managed to get into college which is kind of an accomplishment. what would you consider an accomplishment worth being proud of?

hope to see another /fit/izen grow forth :)

You should work with your hands more. The more you work with your hands you'll build up calluses and won't get blisters. Even if you feel like an office setting is better for you, sometimes you have no choice and have to take whatever presents itself; even if it's out of your comfort zone. Stick it out, you'll be happy you did, and later after you've built up some work experience you can safely start considering other options. It's all about getting your foot in the door somewhere first, though.
I'm just trying to pass down some knowledge I wish someone had told me at your age.
I was a lot like you at your age, didn't feel physical labor was for me, but it's good to work your body and any experience you can get looks good to future employers. And you'll feel good cause you're getting in shape.

So you feel like going to school again is an accomplishment in it self?

Still waiting to find out if op is gay

im not gay get off my thread

Look like a gay fisting pepe to me!

Greewich, CT?

How does it feel to an out of touch, entitled, rich kid who had everything handed to you?

thanks user, it definitely seems worth it to get experience and get in shape the way you're describing. i appreciate the advice. btw, is your pic related by any chance?

B E G O N E

yeah yeah, tbh, my family is not rich at all by connecticut standards, but even so i know i have it way easier than most

And that's what the reciever of the gay fisting pepe looks like!

its not an accomplishment until i graduate i guess

im the cat and you're the banana user

not the other user, ut imho more education isnt an accomplishment until you put it to use

you go to college for account, but end up coming back and working in a restaurant instead and you wasted your time

agreed, i really hope i dont go down that path, which is why i plan to work really hard in college

I feel so crazy because I'm unable to go to work. I tried working as a chef for 2 months, way too challenging for me. It's my only passion. I'm also father of a 4-month old baby girl and married to my wife.

Political science and history really isn't useful unless you want to be in politics or be an academic, though.

You're welcome. It most definitely is, you'll have money in your pocket, you'll be slowly getting fit from working which will improve your confidence and self esteem levels, which will make women start to take notice of you more and more.

Or you can go the office route the whole time and end up having major health issues and fighting obesity from lack of physical exertion and still be wealthy and have women drawn to you, but it won't be to fuck you; it'll be to fuck you over for your cash when she gets tired of dealing with your ailments.
Glad I can be of help. Not really, but as I said before , when you get fit women will start flocking to you, so anything is possible if you want it bad enough.

congrats on the baby user, but if its your passion to cook why is it too challenging

Are you 18

Exactly bro, I'm other user and fucking college is a scam. You get some general knowledge but basically just a state or parent funded moneymaking scheme. Fucking kids would never go if someone didn't pay their way and whdn they're done there are no jobs unless they study further.
By the way in my country the state pays these faggots way and also pay them a 'wage' for studying bullshit

i actually want to work overseas in an embassy once i graduate

will be next month

Are you hot

OP here, i havent gone though college yet but how is it a scam if its necesary to have any kind of good-paying job as an adult?

Not really, but all of you have fallen for it, so... Touché OP. Even if you are a faggot. Touché.

i think im like a 7 or 8 but i seriously cannot talk to girls, im praying that changes in college

You talking to me though >.>

hold on now, dont be some kind of propaganda fool who lives off bias. There are clear pros and cons to both lifestyles, as well as your implications that laborious work always makes you fit and that office work always makes you fat as there are plenty of both in both fields.

What user needs the least right now is people trying to twist his arm into their kind of lifestyle, rather the conversation should explore all his possible options

im OP, how is this bait?

>how is it a scam if its necesary to have any kind of good-paying job as an adult?
It's a scam because college isn't absolutely necessary to make good money.
Also, what if I was to tell you that there are websites that exist that allow you to read any material from any course at colleges like Yale and Harvard for free?

Give me website

thank you to both of you, i think he is right about confidence and self-esteem things, but honestly i could see myself in either role

oh, do you wanna give me some advice then, cause i could really use it

You really are a dense little teenage faggot aren't you.

Well feel free to go get brainwashed 3 years more so you can be a 'manager' at fucking dominos

...

oh he is definitely right about the pros of labor, what i was trying to point out is that there are plenty of pros to office work as well, hell even those same pros apply (minus the whole getting into shape...though certain office jobs do have you running around a lot)

most work you find will improve your self image as long as you avoid "soul crushing" jobs (which exist in all fields)

oof, that hurts user. can't you at least admit my job prospects will be better with a degree?

Even if you know stuff, you still need the credentials. A college degree is basically the same thing as being a member of guild in the middle ages.

Be nice if the world were merit-based, but it's not.

To talk to girls hmm. Im a wierdo though. But ik girls like knowing what you do your interests. Dont talk about video games 24 7 and talk in class . ask a question about it first week then 2nd week talk a bit morelike what classes she has then 3rd week get a bit personal like what they are doing in the weekend or after class then 4th week u can go a bit personal then 5th shell be talking to you walking out of class and 6th week you can walk her to class. 4th week you could of asked for her number but dont text her only for simple questions you ask her to hang out in the 6th week or 7th

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the only actual "job" experience ive had was an internship in a white collar office during high school and that was really soul crushing.
>most work you find will improve your self image
call me cynical but i doubt i will find this true, i can only hope though

that really depends on the field as well, in fact some fields almost require you NOT to have a degree

an example is the culinary field, where there are some chefs who will hire people who havent gone to culinary school over people who are only better qualified because they went to culinary school

as long as you enjoy the work it will, and if you dont enjoy the work it will be soul crushing.

not much can raise your self worth better than literally getting paid to do something you enjoy doing

That's definitely the exception. And even in the culinary world, formal education is counting for more.

thank you user, this is actually helpful. my problem in high school was that i could talk to girls about school stuff but never really got to know them better. like, how do i tell if she's flirting or just being friendly?

Baiting again. Or actual autistic, i don't know.

Well fucking Wal-Mart then.
I'll enjoy buying 2$ fidget spinners and generic brand tampons with the help of your college expertise, dickwad!

yeah but its kinda merit-based like people who get honors in college can put it on their resume
yeah and as long as i dont plan to be a chef im gonna say college is a good choice
thats a good point user, ive heard a saying "if you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life". Problem is i feel like most people will never get to experience that

ok lets say im a newfag and autistic. explain how its bait pls?

ouch, i think i cut myself on your edginess. why do you assume that a degree would not help get a job in the field it's supposed to? thats literally the point

Eye contact and shell play with her hair and do a bit of physical contact later on but thats like in the 4th or 5th week . oh plus talk in class even if its a stupid questions to the professor . it will make you appear smarter .

If shes just being friendly shell look a bit awkward youll notice the 1st and 2nd week how a girl acts when shes just being friendly

I graduated highschool over 10 years ago. I wonder how it is different these days. Does literally every teenager have a smartphone these days? When I was a teen, only the rich kids had phones and they were dumbphones

yeah and its 90% iphones, people just walk to class with their headphones in, people text and even make calls sometimes in the hallway teachers dont care

thanks guys, wish me luck next year