And tv said female comedians aren't funny

And tv said female comedians aren't funny.
Holy shit solid 10/10 joke tv BTFO & will never recover

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You liberal jewish fedora-wearing redditor kike. You really love masturbating to cuckold porn, don't you, you faggot? Kill yourself.

wow a female "comedian" who didn't make a joke about her

vagina
sex
boobs
gender

too bad it wasn't funny

I don't get it

She really makes me think fämälämäs

How is this joke any of those things?

Pretty sure if you had really bad teeth then you'd be your orthodontist's favourite patient, surely? Loadsamoney on braces etc.

If she'd had used "worst", it would have mad sense.

It's hilarious to me how these women can't bash white men enough but kiss the ass of the blacks & Muslims who would actually beat the shit out of her for taking a picture like this, rape her, then beat her again

>mfw im looking at this and thinking thats way too many shoes

confirmed gay

I want to stuff my face so far up her ass that she'd be able to taste my greasy unwashed BO

I'm semi-loaded and I can't fathom owning that many shoes.
My favorite pair are outrageously expensive Berluttis but overall I own 5 pairs. Quality > quantity.

Things men will never understand I guess.

post fempen

She was on the joe rogan podcast and she was pretty much dripping wet the entire time.

I think she's a nympho.

>all those shoes
Why

does whitney cummings bash white men?

DROPPED

What I would give to smell those shoes

nnnnn whitney CUMMIES!!

>dating a goofy looking nigger

i just don't understand

Really makes you cummings

most of those shoes are uggo t b h.

i bet they smell like her footsweat

god i wana see her pussylips!

Fuck that, I wanna see her dirty flip flops she wears regularly.

i want to drink her footsweat off her flip flops

...

Good for her. She's get to have her little white pussy filled by big black cock every day.

dumb lewdposter

Oh man, me too. I'd love to blow a load on her flip flops and then eat it off of them

Literally would be down there for hours

>Here you go foot fetish websites!

What did she mean by this?

>Throwing a bone to all my followers with foot fetishes

What did she mean by this?

>Posting this fully knowing it's gonna end up on a foot fetish website. Frankly, I'm flattered. Love you @bestfriendsanimalsociety

What did she mean by this?

She knows. Bless her.

>First of all, I am a size ten. I know. It’s humiliating. No guy wants to suck on a girls foot who is a size ten. It takes like thirty minutes and you’ll probably get lock jaw.

whitneycummings.tumblr.com/post/914309102/it-pisses-me-off-when-people-have-secrets-of

What did she mean by this?

I like Whitney.

She is pretty funny off the cuff too.

Her being hot is just a bonus.

Wouldn't she be a good patient because she needs work done

Size ten is goddess size

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t. britbong

she fucks that dog huh

So she's a woman with larger (but still cute) feet who dreams about men going down on her feet but is very self-conscious about their size.

That's cute. I wish Whitney could read this thread so she can know that I want to spew my hot load all over her naked feet.

A woman who knows her audience, I like her more now

Fucking this. She's a goddess and I'd gladly go down on her feet. I'd blow it all over them and clean my mess up with my tounge

soles

Kinda hot desu

wew lad

me in the back

>not making her lick it up
pleb. i'm sure she's flexible enough.

The dog is too small. Women don't start fucking their dogs until the dog is about Husky sized.

i like veiny feet btw. her feet have a nice shape.

Well, just as long as she spits it back into my mouth. I've got a snowball/cum fetish

We should send her a footlove note.

she's a big girl

She's hot but there's something about her face. Still would though, no question

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yes, but what did she mean by this?

that's a kissable butt

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Imagine being this butthurt that women exist.

Don't worry, there's always waifus.

...

this 100x

i want to kiss her buttcheeks

who are the flowers for?

i hid ur post just from looking at the thumbnail

anti-feetposters are redditors

Damn, I'm not an ass man (I'm here for the feet) but I'd tounge her asshole

big black cock

feetposters are the redditors

>ywn be her flip flop

i wish i was her telepathic flip flop. by this i mean that im underneath her sole, but we can communicate with each other through our minds.

this way, i could give her funny jokes and responses to make with my prowess of memes and banter. it would be the first time in her life that she'd be funny (Even though her humor would just be coming from me)

Good joke. Solid 6.8/10.

feetposters are big guys who are the guardians of Sup Forums culture

>he's new

Very hot, but her dog ruins the pic. I don't like looking at animals when I'm having impure thoughts

I've been here all summer

...

I bet they smell amazing. Her friend looks good too

That was pretty satisfying to watch. Like those blackhead purging vids.

>walk down the hall to go to the bathroom
>see this

wat do

Grab her cute butt, turn her around and passionately kiss her

Tell her to hurry up and stop making her bull wait.

Every time with you people

pls post more

It's the redditors who think they'll fit in if they post retarded Sup Forums bullshit

why is she such a lewd slut?

You don't say such blasphemies about our goddess

taking bbc does that to a womyn

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

god damn those bbc's

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch.
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.