So my girlfriend wants to go to this couples resort in jamaica. But I found pic related on their website

So my girlfriend wants to go to this couples resort in jamaica. But I found pic related on their website.
What are some Sup Forums approved travel destinations I could show her instead?

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Poland

Liechtenstein

Japan.

The best urban vacation spot tbqh.

Israel

tell her she can go to Jamaica while you go to Thailand

Siberia

Hawaii

>Jamaica
>known for weed
>known for niggers
>known for AIDS

Dump that bitch now.

If not, you will regret it later and remember this post.

She wants to fuck other people. That's the purpose of couples resorts. You've already failed as a man. Dump her, find someone younger, and try again. Be a man this time.

The Nurburgring.

Greek islands. (:

> resort in jamaica

You know it's the cuckold central? Cuck couples go there to get fucked by niggers.

>couple's resort
She already plans to cuck you.

Dominican republic

Hong Kong

Just go with her, Jamaica is probably whiter than you at this point Hans

The oven

Warsaw, Poland

Take her to Merkel's Rapefugee Ghetto when she's drunk and naked and leave her ass there. I did this to some dumb kraut bitch who wanted me to vote Obama. It was great, her face was caved in by 20 muslim rapists and she lost her job and her family disowned her afterwards. Now she looks like a sheep because they won't pay for facial reconstruction and she gained 40 kilos so no man will touch her again.

More like triples resort that black man is gonna get laid OP

This.

Agent 00 truth

So what you're saying is that the girl you're looking to go with this heavily influenced by staged photo ops?

user, date higher quality women.

Balangalo state forrest, Australia.

Anything not in a negro-majority country
No point in spending your vacation bucks in a non-white country
Plus....it's not like it's hard. There are plenty of white countries with nice climate. Canary Island, southern Italy, Greece etc etc

i've traveled most of the caribbean and
Jamaica I felt the most unsafe in

>And then I woke up in my cuck shed and rolled over to suck my Angela Merkel blow-up doll's cock while ramming my shitter with my new dragon dildo.


Fixed that for you.

Your girlfriend is trying to cuck you into paying for her to go on a sex tourist trip to jamaica dump that bitch and head for thailand.

Seychelles
Marquesas
Bora Bora

Yes, this. Rent a Porsche and rip a few laps.

You better off without her user. She is a lost hope user, just asking for a couple's resort to Jamaica is a red alert.

CHEEKY
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Going on vacation with a woman you are not engaged nor married to and who likely is not longer a maiden? Degenerate.

She wants to travel to the south so you can pick Perú or México, in P we have few blacks (we are multicultural and black people failed cz they are only good for regular music and a few track and field sports) we can´t understand why the world loves black people.
Lima and northern cities in Perú are filled with criminals (90% natives, 10% mestizos)
Puerto Inca, Mancora, etc are nice beaches
Alpamayo is an easy mountain considered the most beautiful
Incan ruins
You can go to Chile, they have the eastern isles, general Correa lake?, Patagonia, etc

Lol OP your girlfriend wants to go to a couples resort so you guys can meet another couple at the bar or something and wife swap. If you have any shred of decency you'll probably be too heartbroken to go through with it, while she'll just fuck the husband. Or it will end in a huge blowout, fight and she'll go to the bar by herself. See here:

more like cuckles resort amirite

Top kek

Looks like an advert for Cape Cuck

maybe she just wants to smoke weed on the beach. the weed is shitty in jamaica compared to other weed tourism spots in america

>I'll let you steer the boat if I can fuck yo wife

>being this much of a vagina repellent faggot that you have to make up such bullshit in the hope of getting a (you)

rio de janeiro, enjoy the carnaval

To the kitchen and your bed only.
Fucking Cuck

come here its your only choice my schnitzel friend :^)

>TFW she wants to go to Thailand
Does she want to fuck ladyboys, me to fuck lady boys, or some combination thereof?

Jerusalem

Nicaragua
No blacks plus cheap and beautiful scenery.

Why didn't they end this edgy faggot

I'd rather my girlfriend goes to Jamaica than stay in Germany. Less blacks and muslims in Jamaica. Everywhere besides Africa, Sweden and Britain is better than your cucked country.

It's not a swingers resort you dumb asses.

Come to India.

She will be cured forever and will not leave your house ever.

>couples resort
>swingers resort

pick two

You are thinking of hedonism

Dude, if you go to ANY Jamaican resort, it will have Jamaicans on staff.

But, here's the thing - they don't plan to bang your woman, they just act nice and friendly in hopes you'll slip them some tip money before you leave.

Jamaicans have enough fat white American women that throw themselves at their feet to cover their needs, the ones on the resort aren't going to mess with you and your lady, they're not fucking up the only good job they'll ever have in a nation where it's lucky if you make a dollar or two per day. Any niceness is just them angling for a few extra dollars in tips, so don't sweat it.

Where do you cucks find stuff like this?

probably to watch ladyboys to fuck you

Everyone wants to vacation in the Caribbean. I went to a resort in Turks and Caicos and it was pretty much whites with black maids and butlers.

The Hungarian border for some migrant hunting.

>Sup Forums hates it because you have to have a female with you to go

Can't say I am surprised.

tell her that she's jamaican you crazy mon

So she's a cuckqueen then?
Excellent, presidency here I come (literally)

Sochi

whos to say youre going to be doing the fucking?

best get that boypussy lubed up bitch

nonono hedonism if for the couples that dont mind having a resort called hedonism on their financial statements. for everything else theres innocent couples resorts

a shallow hole in the black forest

>Op here
The resort was recommended to her by one of her girlfriends. Apparently she and her husband really liked it.
My gf said a couples resort would be good because of no children.
What do you guys think about lativia or maybe something like iceland?

The door.

this unfortunately

Theres so many of you krauts in Tobago, just go to Tobago

take her to see this dude:
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Auschwitz.
Work will set you free.

>the only thing all inclusive about that resort is your girlfriends vagina

nigger, it says "intimate" in the review. Don't be a naive cuck

You obviously don't understand a tactical buttfucking when you're younger, Caesar did it when he was younger killed the guys who did it.

>Pop. 6,080

What kinda speeds you getting out there family?

bring her here

known for zika too

3rd fastest net in world.

>The resort was recommended to her by one of her girlfriends.

did this girlfriend get airtight while her husband watched and cried?

lol, fucking germans

OPs future is pic related... getting a swap with a haneous black bitch while his gf get plowed by a black bull.

>Not liking children
No wonder your country is fucked. She needs to go to couples therapy, not couples resorts.

A FUCKING BOAT

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>for everything else theres innocent couples resorts

Been to 2 different Couples resorts in Jamaica twice for each, you want to know what sketchy shit happens?

Nothing. Sure, there's always a "clothing optional" side, I did see a fat Eurowhale that looked like Bruce Villanche except it was a she and not a flaming faggot, and my wife did notice the guy who walked past who had about 3 lbs. of cock and ball piercings dangling, but that's about as crazy as it gets.

Oh, wait, we once did have a 50something Polish grandfather come up and try to pick us both up to go back to his room, but his friends did mention that he'd drank 2 full bottles of rum by himself that evening and wasn't really shy about trying to bang anything he found appealing.

So, in a month's total time spent there over my trips, that's as crazy as shit gets. I'd be more worried about the fucking Euros who put their fucking towels down to reserve every beach chair at sunrise who then do other shit and just try to claim they had rights to that chair all fucking day. I've never wanted to kick the shit out of so many of them as when having to be with them on a resort. In particular, I did learn that Germans take their vacationing as seriously as their work, they don't even fucking ENJOY themselves, it's all business and they're just looking for an excuse to shout at you in their ugly native tongue.

Man his genes look all fucked up. Plus his fly is open.

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Is that the one in negril? I went to the one next to it. All the stuff is niggers (no surprise) but all the customers are rich white people. You should go. I think couples allows you to be nude on the beach. You could also go to hedonism next to it if you want to fuck out in the open

I did hear a story by the black bartender who told me some dude paid him to fuck his wife

>mfw cucks are real

She could bare the offspring that becomes the 55th president of the United States

Hmmm. Well one of our big telecom's HERE just put fiber to the home up in my neighborhood! Patiently waiting for it to be turned on

I've been to Latvia. Riga is a lot of fun in the summer.

Serbia was a lot of fun too.

Don't know of any resorts in either country.

>staff is niggers*

>they don't plan to bang your woman
They actually do. Jamaica is #1 swinger and cuck destination.
Liberal pay to get black dick there.

>What are some Sup Forums approved travel destinations I could show her instead?

Kärnten.

plenty of normal people like travelling... thailand is very cheap and has nice beaches

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>So, are they just “adults only” all-inclusive resorts?
>Sort of, in the sense that “adults only” means no kids. But no, in the sense that people aren’t typically having public sex in your standard Cancun adults-only spots.

>Wait, so then they’re nude resorts?
>Not technically. Though many swinger getaways are clothing-optional, they aren’t specifically nude resorts. Which means, you’ll have to cover up for meals among other club activities — like lawn chess.

>What is a swinger exactly?
>Swingers are generally couples in a relationship who enjoy having “relations” with other people’s partners. There are different categories within what people refer to as “the lifestyle,” like exhibitionism, voyeurism, soft swaps, full swaps, orgies, and Game of Thrones. Ok, maybe not that last one.


OP ALL INCLUSIVE ADULT RESORTS ARE LITERALLY SWINGER RESORTS. YOUR GF WANTS TO FUCK OTHER MEN.

This op. You shouldn't be afraid of letting your girlfriend fuck black men. If you go to Kenya or Jamaica she will probably wind up being sexually gratified by the bbc for the first time in her life which will result your relationship growing stronger. The only reason anyone should fear having there girlfriend or wife fuck a black dude is if they are afraid of her returning for more jungle love.

Book your next swinger vacation here:

Hedonism II — Negril, Jamaica
Opened in 1976 as “Negril Beach Village,” Hedonism II (there used to be a I and III) is by far the most famous of the lot.

Desire Resort & Spa — Cancun, Mexico
Desire, which also has a location in Costa Rica, boasts “sensual jacuzzi lounges,” erotic workshops, and “sexy aqua fitness.”

Rooftop Resort - Hollywood, FL
This place bills itself as South Florida’s premier nudist swingers resort. So there.

Swinger Cruises
Yup, that’s right, you can even take “the lifestyle” into international waters. Bon voyage!

Who'd honestly write this shit.

A Jamaican using a proxy.

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