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>Burger that gets a kinder egg thrown at him

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Any idea what could be inside?

a shitty car?

it is marketed here as kinder joy and currently has weapons of mass destruction inside like toy robots and ponies.

omg i love kinder opening threads

pls be a small plastic jungle animal

Looks yummy. I should probably be careful not choke it a whole.

Doubt it, it's marketed with a Russian Bogatyr cartoon, there weren't any cars there.
Cars were always my favorite toys desu.

Oh!

I wonder if that child celebrates Easter?

Remember not to put it in your mouth btw, you could choke to death on it.
t. safety expert

This looks complicated.
No wonder it's banned in US

Kinder eggs are delicious shit man, too bad they are kinda expensive here

Feels good man

A mermaid. Truly a treasure to be kept in the family for years to come.

Looks like got myself a monster girl.

That's Lyubava, a character from Russian folk tales and recently a series of animated films. No idea why she's a mermaid though.

wtf is this, a crossbreed between a mermaid and a babuschka?

spring time, a christian, surprise, resurrection of, holy son?

I actually have another one.
This time with gay degenerate capitalistic franchise!
Let's look whats inside.

you have my attention

Hm, doesn't look like anything

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hmm
a same one?
you may present it to others

It looks like with a readhead mermaid qt against a green smelly troll Russia wins again.

That troll is cute. You should put him in a tree knot somewhere to live.

ah so it was troll
he is qt tho

I don't it. Why does she wear such saggy clothes if she lives under water, that can't be practical.