I'm delivering pizza ask me anything

I'm delivering pizza ask me anything

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what do you think you'd be doing now if you'd paid attention in school?

i would like some cheese pizza delivered to the thread please

Is that a fiat 500? Kys

Are you driving a Fiat?

ever got sexual favors for tip?

Has anyone ever answered the door naked or close to it?

is it true that you are delivering pizza? follow up: can we ask you anything?

ever dropped it out the box and still deliver it?

One time I got lost and left the pizza on top of the car drove away. then found it on the way back and still delivered it

Why do you drive a girls car?

Why should I have to pay extra for your poor choice in job? Service industry is for cucks.

>Why should I have to pay extra for your poor choice in job? Service industry is for cucks.

libertarian detected.

ever accidentally touch the food with you'r dick?

Tyler is that you

what drugs do you consume

What is the worst thing you've done to someone's food? I'll assume you did it to a serial nevertipper's order.

Is it cheese pizza?

Just alcohol and heroin, occasionally a little bit of pot

Can you make it to the UK In the next 5 mins? 12am pizza and a good toke

This never happens

The worst thing I've ever done is shake the soda, f****** with people's food is too f***** up I would never do that

how much are you actually supposed to tip?

Average tip I'd say is about, $2.75. Sometimes I deliver to the Mansions La give me $3 tip, then that delivers to some poor dude in the apartment and he gives me $7 tip so you never know

Did you forget the customer's Diet Dr. Kelp?

suck his dick

I mean, the rich people didn't get rich by giving their money away so they don't tip that well

czeched them lucky 7 trips

is the pizza you're delivering topped with pineapple?

Only when faggot order

so people really do order pizza with pineapple? that's fucken nasty

thatll be $19.95 + tip

Trips and you slap your dick on the next pizza you deliver

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reroll

Trips checked

why are people so down on pineapple pizza?it must be a meme

You're not wrong.

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I'm one of those poor guys and I tip $5 every time. Pizza gets here fuckin' quick.

Monica

>Is it cheese pizza?

People fucking children, always funny hyuck-hyuck FUCK YOU

Someone just ordered a Hawaiian pizza, which consists of pineapple ham and bacon

did you bring peppers and parmesan fucker?

Now they're sending me 11 miles into Burlington. I don't know why they take deliveries that are that far away. I guess they think as long as the food leaves their shop they're getting paid, they don't care about the tips I get though

Which is the only time pineapple is really good on a pizza

I need a large anchovy and pineapple pizza
Delivery Address is
1600 Pennsylvanian Ave Washington,DC...just ask for Donny with the gate guard

No, only if they ask it on the order. I don't got a f****** kitchen in my little car

you are a shitty as fuck pizza bitch then.

i hope you get mauled by a dog on your next delivery.

Jesus Christ calm the fuck down it's a stupid joke.

Place an order bitch... meanwhile I'll be selecting all the squares with a helicopter while driving down the road

I get to listen to Primus all day will bring an idiot's their food. I love it

>primus

not bad pizza bitch. we could be friends.

>Primus sucks
Being a fat fuck I feel confident that the grease delivery method pictured herein is in fact a Domino's crust.

If you also like ween we could almost be lovers

ween not my thing, more metal guy, but primus is good shit. was just listening to frizzle fry yesterday.

I don't think they make a pizza that big period I'm working for independent Place run ran by Turkish people

Poorman Monica here, I fucking love Ween. got to see them at Red Rocks in the 2000s

If you lived in Colorado we could be pals.

Well I got a lot of Melvin's and everything by Mike Patton in the USB also

>melvins

yuusss

Look
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I just saw them I think the day before Thanksgiving and what's it called Port Chester New York. In gener held it together he wasn't all f***** up LOL. Thats where I got the Hat

Favorite album?

I'm too lazy and stoned to make it, but, the scene where Dexter says "I've failed you." to the picture of Einstein in his locker but it's Guy Fieri instead.jpg

>Jesus Christ calm the fuck down it's a stupid joke.

Stupid, played out and often times not a joke.

I'd have to say the mollusk. But if you're talking about my all-time favorite album, it's got to be King for a Day fool for a Lifetime by faith no more

Gener was pretty gone when I saw them, more jamming than a show but it was a great time.
Mike Patton is a gift to man.
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Hey my coworker delivers in a fiat 500, also my manager has one

Mah nigga, we should go fishing sometime

Ween and Mike Patton are fucking amazing

Op,

I am a general manager at a chain pizza place. It's not bad but drivers are simply the fucking worst. Currently I have an amazing crew working on the inside but the biggest POS drivers ruin it. Every fucking time. Theyou have like 3 responsibilities and argue about who is going to do it. If you ask for extra help, they'll do it but bitch bc "they only make 7 bucks an hour" as if they aren't making decent tips. They fight over simple shit like folding boxes or doing dishes.

My point is: please be a good driver. It can make the world of difference if you even help just a lil. Like answering a phone or cutting a few pies coming out of the oven.

Pic related in some way I guess

Kek blesses Dean, Gene and Mike.

Praise be unto the digits.

If you're around Denver I can come show them how to be an employee. Watch them scrub wheels on carts for hours after a few weeks.

Well shit I guess I apologise for any discomfort. Were you affected by someone as a child, or are you pullin my fuccing leg.

Not old enough to say fuck?

Come to cleveland

>Well shit I guess I apologise for any discomfort. Were you affected by someone as a child, or are you pullin my fuccing leg.

Because only a victim of abuse has a right to have a problem. If you people are sick of the pedophiles on Sup Forums you should think about whether jokes might have a welcoming quality.

not him but vulgarity is just lame and tacky

Delicious

fuck you nigger

Too lazy to type I'm just talking to my f****** hand

Why are you doing this

You're right everyone should just f*** XD we're all 12 anyway!!!

I'm delivering pizzas you stupid forgetful mother f*****

>just the tip

Stop bleeping out the fuck word you fucking son of a bitch bastard motherfucker

Fuck that, send them to south academy, they'll learn how to work real quick

But those d****** Blue Collar tweekers are running this here town

bug off dude

sorry wrong guy.was meant for thispotty mouth

Don't tell me to b** off.....

*uck you du**

Have you tried hiring additional staff or paying your employees better?

You sound like the typical "I pay my employees in pennies, why won't they bend over backwards for me" boss.

its getting heavy in here

>implying he controls the f****** payroll u f****** as*****

F*** you new*@#

Did you just censor yourself? Are you 8?

If he has no control over staff then why complain about them being lazy? Why not complain about the Jew overlords who keep his store understaffed and under paid?

Shut** b***head

O don't like you one bit

>Why not complain about the Jew overlords

Because fuck you shitbag.