Texans @ Patriots Gamethread #1

>seacuck edition

Samefag bump

SOON.

First for Seattle

UPSET OF THE MILLENNIUM INCOMING

KEK WILLS IT

TOUCHBACK
GAME OVER
PATS WIN

Sea-Pats-Trump broship up in this shit baby.

How fucked am I lads?

3 A N D O U T

A
N
D

O
U
T

unfortunately your digits are about the percentage the texans have of winning

First for Virginia. Slaves, cotton and molasses baby.

Closest we'll get to televised execution

>both get three and outs
ITS HAPPENING TEXANS LETS GO!!!!!

wtf where is the cbssports stream?

get a fucking antenna faggot

You mean the official one? I pay for all this shit monthly and i still pirate the stream from reddit /nflstreams because its quicker and easier to get an illegal acestream than a damn real legal one

Friendly reminder that the redskins are Virginia's team

Detroit here, go Texans!

is this really the gamethread? by two possessions in the last game we were nearly on the third gamethread

Question: Will Houston get a single first down? I thought BO'B was an offensive genius?

Everybody hates the Patriots and nobody gives a shit about the Texans...

>Texans vs. Patriots

lyl

E A S Y
A
S
Y

How did that even happen

What part of Houston, Texas are you guys from?

San Portugal here

Congrats, you just got yourself free money

As a Chiefs fan and fellow believer in meme magic please kill these Patriot shitsters.

Brazil 1 - Germany 7 already happened

>texan
>playoffs material

Everyone knew who would win this game as soon as the seeding was announced two weeks ago.

Dallas

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I got 500 on patriots

Too easy.

THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE RAIDERS PLAYING

A-almost perfect.

Shalom, clutch Welker

Spee give your energy to toxins pls \o/

>30 posts in 3 possessions
I knew the texans had no fans but with all the cock gobbling Sup Forums does about brady I thought some people would care especially for a playoff game

NEON DION IS BACK!!!!!

A TEXANS COWBOYS SUPER BOWL

CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?

>acestream

Enjoy your Spyware

THIS IS LITERALLY

THE GAME

EVERYONE WAS EXPECTING

AN IM FUCKING LOVING IT

AHAHA HOLY SHIT TEXASS STATE ON SUICIDE HOLY COW MY SIDES HAVE BEEN SHATTERED WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHHAHA


BRADY LITERALLY JUST JAMMING HIS THROAT DOWN TEXASS AND THEYRE LIKE "MHMHMM YES BRADY GIVE ME MORE CUMMIES" AND O'BRIAN IS LIKE

3-3-3-3-3o -o-o--outs are okay!
>i-i-i-i--i-iits okay to suck dick!

LMAO

THEYRE GONNA GO 3 AND OUT FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME AGAIN LOL

THEYRE NOT GONNA SCORE A POINT ON THE PATRIOTS AFTER TWO ENTIRE GAMES AGAINST THEM THIS YEAR

FUCKING KEK

Ahahahahah


TEXANS

ALREADY

GETTING

FUCKING RAPED

YOU JUST KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

YOU KNEW IT

BUT FUCK, WHY DID IT HAVE TO COME SO FAST WITH A 3 AND OUT HOLY SHIT

TEXANS
A
REO

SO
FUCKING BAD TOP KEK I ALMOST FEEL ASHAMED FOR LAUGHING AT SUCH A PATHETICALLY LAUGHABLE PIECE OF SHIT TEAM KEK HOW THE FUCKING KEK DID THE TEXANS EVEN GET INTO THE PLAYOFFS! PATS BEAT THEM WITH A 3RD STRING NIGGER QB, AND SHUT THEM OUTw ! KEK!

Can't believe the sea cucks got cucked that hard

Northwest Houston here. Spring Branch reporting

Too bad Based Carr got injured.

Shalom, Julian!

in what universe did you see a rookie making his start beating the best defense of the year?

\o/

Worst case scenario please don't be raped like the seahawks

what planet

you already know how this will end

Greatest ally

Go pats

>OFFENSIVE PASS INTERFERENCE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What game is he playing right now?

Spring branch here too, never seen you in game threads you faggot.

Austin

REFBALL

R8 my tiny eagles gf

[Spoiler: shes going with the steelers cause at least theyre in PA]

His mug really fits the criminal/degenerate that he is

It's the fucking Texans with Cock Osweiler. Having JJ Watt doesn't make a defense.

Chief's will win it all

if he wasn't injured they would be playing tomorrow

i mean the legal one because i own a cable subscription
yes

>tfw by the end of Sunday all of Texas will have been blown the fuck out

>hueston defense thinks they're hot shit after beating a high school QB last week

Is there any hope?

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put in savage already jesus

JESUS

>it's another blowout episode
seriously i'm glad but fucking hell, there are more exciting regular season NBA games this year

Man I feel bad for the Texans

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savage when?

How did the Texans make it this far? Isn't this the team that boos their QB?

Great QB or the greatest QB?

use your claws, Brockster

Shalom, Julian!

San Australia here

HAHAHHAHA HUESTON TOXINS

Wow this game is over already isn't it?

jesus christ

THEYRE NOT GONNA GET A FIRST DOWN THIS ENTIRE GAME LOL THEYRE LITERALLY GOING TO GO 3 AND OUT FOR THE ENTIRE GAME, HMM OBRIAN MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SAID "ITS OKAY TO GO THREE AND OUT" LOL HOLY SHIT TEXASS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

MY SIDES ARE FUCKING OBLITERATED WHAT THE FUCK

AHAHAHHAHAHAH

CHIMPOUT

jj has been injured for a while dumbass

Why wouldn't they be?

Any chance it will snow in Foxborough tonight?

Texans will win 28-21

THIS REFBALL BETTER BE BASED

Texans are so fucking bad.

HAHAHA

Like how the fuck does this shit team make the playoffs every year?

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C H I M P O U T

CHIMPOUT YES YES YES

Texans are obviously losing but please tell me they are not going to lose by more than 16

sure seems like it

>he thought there was any chance that the GOAT Pats would lose

CHIMP ALREADY

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>3rd and 18
>checkdown