Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything on your mind? Come hang out in my shrine for a while

Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything on your mind? Come hang out in my shrine for a while.

I can read your fortune if you like, but I ask that you roll dubs for that.

Please tell me my future. I have no dubs to offer though

Nice legs.

Have a shekel.

Evening All.

Well, I am relatively confident that theres a pretty good chance this girl I met recently may be interested in me


Also, I guess I'm bored as shit. Nothing to do right now really

I will roll dubs for you.

That's a hundred shekels though.

Hey Reimu E>

you're on my mind now.
i'd prefer if you were on my dick, though.
if you know what i mean.

$5 to paypal works too.

If only it was real, then I could afford rice again...

...

DICKS OUT FOR THIS THREAD

Please tell my fortune. I am lonely.

Re rolling for my fortune

Close enough.

You can't even afford rice? Jeez I wish I could help. Now I'm sad.

Hello Reimu, how are you tonight?

-Al

Maybe I'll stick around this time

Nobody loves me and I can't afford my cocaine, weed, and booze habit. Gimme a gun or kill me now
~Eco

... cant afford rice?
and i thought i was on a tight budget.

I'm lonely.

*hug*

If I had money, I'd drop some in your donation box for that user who wants a fortune.

Rolling for your fortune too.

What's my fortune

Roll

good

Reroll

Bump
Also: Hello Reimu!! Nice to see you!

*hugs*

HAIL

yup

Dark time!

Nice, user!

It's not as though I provide any meaningful contributions to this

*hug*
How did you end up lonely, Anonymous?

Congratulations, Mr. Devil! Did you have a question for the cards?

Show me your armpits

Thank you for opening. I didn't miss it today

Nonsense, your charming self-deprecation is invaluable to these threads.

why you so smug?

It was about time I came back, wasn't it? And for the first time in a long time, I actually have my shrine nights free. I'm glad you could make it, Anonymous.

you give me an erection, that's all

Will i find a new love on Saturday

Lack of friends.

I'm not welcome anywhere.

but I like seeing you now and then, at least.

Reimu why are you so cute?

I do what I can't
I haven't been here in about 2 months now. Just haven't been around I guess
You know where to find me

Am I though? Teehee.

Rolling to get this poor sinner's fortune told.
I'm not exactly worried for my future, I'm just not excited for it, which is arguably worse.

As I shamelessly try again, what kind of movies do you like Reimu?

You're welcome here.

Shamelessly rolling to give this man a Fortune telling.

No; I'm not.

You're welcome here, What makes you think otherwise?

I wonder if it's always the *same* user hitting on you or if there are just like, a gaggle of them.

>Queen of Wands
An intelligent woman with a warm heart. She is admired for being self-made, having earned her standing in the world by way of her own hard work and talents. This experience makes her sensitive to the struggles of others she finds worthy.

>Two of Swords (Reversed)
It looks like you misjudge her in some way, and will have to face up to that when you're proven wrong.

>The Priestess
She will become a source of inspiration in your life and a represenation of feminine creativity.

What do you mean?

Never know who might be watching!

Well, to be fair, me either. I've been busy working 2 jobs.

What is my true loves name

There are a bunch, judging by how many have hit me up on Steam or e-mail before. None with vaginas so far though.

Reroll

Robert.

Dubs

My dog died today

tyrone

Nice triple

is this the after hours bar?

F

Congrats fam. Whatchu gonna do with those trips?

so? buy a new one

Yikes. 2 jobs sounds difficult. I'm looking to get one now

Nice singles, pleb.
Give them to an user that wants them. I don't get readings.

... Truly disappointing... Still~

hitting?
arent we on the interwebz?

I am truly sorry for your loss, user.
What was puppers name?

F
I know how that goes, I had to bury my cat not to long ago.

Nope

You don't just buy a new child when yours dies

Mulan

F for you 2

>None with vaginas so far though

Do you prefer vaginas over dicks?

This is The Shrine Thread.
Welcome, Anonymous

are you stupid?

Mind if I take 'em then? I'm .
Thanks.

Fuck off mate lmao.

Hard to say. I don't really watch movies or TV shows all that often on my own. So I don't have much of a taste in movies.

I'm very sorry to hear that. How long were you together? What was the dog's name?

Rest In Peace, Mulan. May you forever Bark at the mailman in heaven.

Hey, give this fuckboi here a reading for these sick ass tripperoos.

i loled do you check your email daily?

Are your readings as accurate as the ask the 8 ball anything thread?

rolling for fortunes

Why?

7 and a half years. Mulan

Thank you

no fortunes, miss sad

Slightly more accurate, it also includes a fortune cookie

It doesn't leave me a lot of free time, but I enjoy one of the jobs very much. It's my dream, and I'm doing everything I can to make it happen.

Yeah, I must be pretty attractive, huh?

Yes. Don't get me wrong, dicks are okay. But not what I'm likely to fall in love with.

Her readings are really accurate somehow, sometimes even scary accurate.

I'm thinking about planning a heist. Any advice you can give me?

I'm not welcome anywhere.
>What do you mean?

I mean no matter where I go, I'm not welcome.

Kill them all.

Oh, well I like them both but it'd be a vagina I likely fall in love with....someday.

not even try
you are too stupid for that

What kind of heist?

What is the one that you enjoy? If I might ask

The 8 ball was scary accurate too.

Anyways trying to get a reading too.

Pray for dubs.
I actually want you to read my fortunes.

You're certainly welcome here, Ask Reimu, or Louise. We all want you here. That's why this exists, For you.

What are you, The Joker?

Tell me my future fortune telling slave girl.