I know the game hasn't even started yet, but fuck it, we already won. Get in here boys, let's celebrate

I know the game hasn't even started yet, but fuck it, we already won. Get in here boys, let's celebrate.

#WeAreTexans

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can't believe clowney ended brady's career and became the instant GOAT

Feels good to have a winning record in the playoffs

PatriNEETs btfo

neither can I, after that season ending injury Goodell walked Giselle and Tom's kids out and cut off their hands.

I myself am happy at the outcome even as a NYG fan.

Aw, this is a cute thread. *chuckles politely*

Don't even watch the sport but put money on the boys. God guides us.

>not a single person picked the Texans to lose by less than 10

I mean, you can do it Texans, you can keep it within 10.

Amen brother. May kek lead us to a win

Let's go Texans.
Beat the bandwagoners

>shitty weather that changes every ten minutes
>most obese city in the US
>everyone is depressed
>shitty beaches with brown water
>almost everyone has aids

I love Houston

>most obese city in us

not even close

kill you're self

>spread is +16
I think they can cover that

>brock auschwitz trying his heart out
>tom brady on bench playing gameboy

who /HOUSTON/ here?

getting me some purple drank to celebrate lads

how much hankposting will happen if it is an all-texas superbowl
will Sup Forums have to give the superbowl its own board?

Where you at senpai?

>Driving I-45
Who /59MasterRace/ here?

I kinda figured everybody was at BJs watching the football game
isn't that, like, where normie twentysomething white guys see sports

like Kornheiser said, each touchdown Texans score, the Patriots have to score 2. this was an easy choice to take the Texans +16, that's why it didn't pay off very much.

I put $100 to cover and $50 to win (cover was only 5:1 payout, win is 50:1)

832 reporting

Downing some HEB San Antonio roll sushi while watching this shit. We got this

>Moved from Houston to Dallas 7 months ago

Goddamn do I miss home.

>Patrifats

Not at all

>Pooptriots

CLOWNEY IS ELITE

Don't need to buy drank--just make homemade poppy tea my nigga. Remove yourself from the trade.

All (you)s are replaced with (y'all)
Typing the word charcoal is auto-filtered to 'propane'
Typing the word 'propane' is auto-filtered to 'propane and propane accessories'
Anyone who types the word well-done is autobanned for a day.

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And this song is played all day long.

all USA flags changed to Texas flag

Heights here. What up

i'm at a Twin Peaks mane

Go to axelrad or Kirby Ice house you fucking loser

All Chilean flags too, because why not?

Just outside NRG stadium off Kirby.
Dubs and i Air BNB my place for a Dollar this superb owl

>dubs

noice lad

...

the absolute mad man

oh well it was fun while it lasted

wew lad, are you passable, can i ravage your boi puss?

Patsfags, you didn't need to try to jinx houston.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#WeAreToxins

ON TO THE AFCCG!!!! WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuttttttt?????

boy did this game feel rigged.
first they try to keep it up when they want people to watch hinder the pats with all sorts of penalties and missed calls. then when we're reaching the end let the pats score to cover the spread precisely. now start finally calling penalties on the texans to make sure they don't fuck up the spread. perfect

Acting like a Texans fan actually made this thread. baka

try to keep it close

JUST

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

DID YOU SEE THOSE TEXANS TAKE AN ASSBEATING

DON'T GIVE A FUCK

I GOT $72 MILLION

>the city of OP

LOL

>texansbabbys

>OP
BTFO RETARD LOL

Kek. they couldn't even cover

#ayylmao