I was a contractor at "Area 51" on the 90's AMA

I was a contractor at "Area 51" on the 90's AMA.

What kind of contractor.

Aids i'd bet

On the 90's ?

did you see any aye lmaos?

Typo, in the 90's

From Lockheed Martin

Why you lying for?

What exactly did you do? Technician of some kind?

Answer this

What do they serve for lunch ?

What colour is the carpet in the foyer?

no you weren't.

Before you ask, I did not see any aliens. Everything is separated. You go in, do your part of the job and leave. You cannot wander around or ask questions.

Have any guns in the house? That are within close reach? Jw..

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Did you rape someone in Area 51?

You really think Sup Forums is anonymous?

So you worked at Area 51 and didn't see anything cool. Why are we supposed to care again?

Was there any americium 241?

Were you working on the SB-3 Ghoul Modular Hypersonic Aircraft?

There is no carpet in the foyer

Someone already did ask; you ignored his incoherent question

Everyone knows theres aliens there, so let me ask you this.... Do they monitor your life

So... what was the weather like at the time?

look at this bait

Did you work on any of those huge black triangular aircraft?

Considering it was merely a black ops airbase, not a fucking thing happened that doesn't happen on a vanilla test range for highly sensitive stealth planes and such. Bitch you did not see shit outside of a few exotic one off budget - toiletpaper planes.

OP here. I'm actually full of shit, I did not work there. I apologize, I am drunk, bored, and watching a documentary on Area 51. Wish I could say different, but I can't. I'm just a bored drunk asshole.

They invented figets, so i've heard

kek

>Look at me, ma, I know everything!

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Pay no attention to the men in the car up the street.

Dammit, i thought you were real...I mean..Shit i was talking to jesus on another thread awhile back....What's 4 Chan ?

Well at least he didn't start a thread about being a cuck, trap, or mudshark

It's hard not knowing every thing in ground hog day existence.

Dude there's already tons of declassified material available. Stop being so edgy; you're scaring the children.

OP here, and yes true lol. I wouldn't mind making this thread about Area 51 theories though.

>black ops airbase
You mean test facility for the CIA and US Air Force spy planes.

You signed forms agreeing you wouldn't discuss any of the work you did onsite, Jason.

The Aurora

Exactly. Funny how UFO sightings are always around military bases. Duh, they are testing black budget planes and they welcome you to think they are alien craft so they don't have to answer any questions, not that they would anyway.

Like these?

No, the fucking Aurora. The supersonic "donuts-on-a-rope" aircraft.

>always around military bases

Except when they're not.

I beg your pardon: military bases and trailer parks

>OP was found dead in his shower of natural causes shortly after posting this thread.

Yup that's one of them.

But the B2's are stationed at Holloman Airbase, not Groom Lake.

>OP is a cuck, never even worked there, has limited knowledge of the questions asked, and rarely replies.

I came on your mom

Can you elaborate? Don't tell me "no" as it's partially declassified already

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Area 53 here. Kill yourself area 51.
I'm 2 areas higher than you :^)

So... there's a huge military base in Mexico city, the global hotspot of UFO sightings? And they test these aircraft where millions of witnesses can plainly see them?? Why

Youtube is full of these shits with the "donuts" exhaust and sometimes being escorted by 2 other planes. The SR-91.

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That's a confirmed fake photo by the btw way

>I'm 2 areas higher than you
>I'm ALSO areas higher than you

ftfy

You're not supposed to talk about that you little shit

If there was a real pic, we wouldn't be asking you, would we?

Fuck this thread sucks.

Feel free to leave any time

Op went there for anal probing

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