Why didn't harry just smoke weed and chill all the time lol

why didn't harry just smoke weed and chill all the time lol

lol thats what I'd do "avada weedavra" am i right

lol lol lol lol lol u funny

Seth Rogen never went to Hogwarts

DUDE

Because he wasn't a nigger

>Seth Rogan's next movie is a parody of wizard movies
>Rogan and his high school buddy James Franco are office workers at the Ministry of Magic
>they get the idea to synthesise new drugs but have to sneak into their old school, Sativa Indica University, to access the potions necessary to create the new drug
>they enroll in a one-year MBA program
>when they finally access the potions lab, they find themselves embroiled in a magical munitions deal with a parody of Voldemort

AHUHAUUHUHUHUHUHUH

Why didn't Harry just get a gun and shoot everyone in the common room in their sleep and then himself?

i don't think this was eplained

MAGIC

LMAO

if I were a wizard id always use accio marijuana haha

Seriously why not just get a gun?

I know UK has retarded gun laws but even out in the countryside where Hogwarts is it would be super easy to get a rifle and just blow Voldemort's face clean off.

I've always wondered this as well, does Hogwarts not have a marksmanship team, you'd think a bunch of posh British people would shoot skeet or ducks or something. I don't think magic can cure a bullet to the face.

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why did wizards need wands if they could just get angry and do random magic things like cause windows to disappear from zoos

I would unironically watch and most likely enjoy this

Doesn't take place in America.

BIN THOSE WANDS

>implying all those trips to see Hagrid weren't so they could puff the literal magic dragon and whatever other crazy shit he was growing in the forbidden forest

is there any solid 420-friendly hp fan fiction anywhere?

it all makes sense now

>harry is high and is having a bad come down with ron when he meets king spider
>harry is again tripping balls when raggedy man voldemort floats over to him
>harry is AGAIN tripping balls when he finds the magical dead horsies
>centaurs? TRIPPING BALLS

literally every scene with harry in the forbidden forest in him high with his friends

he never actually went to the fucking ministry of magic in order of the phoenix, he was just rolling around in a field with 12 other students drooling and doping out