Not a single attractive woman cast

>not a single attractive woman cast

What were they thinking?

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Some comedian said way before they came up with this stupid idea that a female oceans 11 could never happen cause their all cunts and they'd spend too much time talking shot behind each other's back and not get along

>>not a single attractive woman cast
Take that back, cuck.

She's a well known turbodyke. This surprises you somehow?

They're pretty much all attractive you neckbeard dork. You guys are so ironically anti-women that now you're just plain gay.

Attractive women can get roles in movies that aren't pandering tripe, so they're stuck casting Melissa McDoubleWithCheese et al.

How can women even compete?

are those feet photoshopped?

>not a single attractive woman cast

Are you gay?

So its a spin-off and not a remake? Or do these sites just write random words without understanding their meaning?

have you seen her nose and ears?

She's had so many facelifts she almost looks Asian.

>47 years old

He said woman, not granny

Just imagine this

>A bunch of women sitting around drinking whiskey and smoking cigars while discussing how they're going to rob a bank/casino

It just doesnt work

sarah paulson isn't super hot anymore, but come on. I still would. and back before she got skeletor mode she was pretty nice. her as the pinkerton agent in deadwood was my favorite part of the show. her sexy little lisp.

also sandy b has been cast and she is gorgeous.

>not posting the literally only attractive in this garbage

So how do they blame men for this?

she is a literal whore. and a nigger.

no thanks.

I thought elizabeth banks was in it, she'll probably end up carrying the movie, should nickname her Hind

has never been in a good movie.


What are the chances this film succeeds? Obviously ghostbusters remake was destined to flop but this one might not.

Her adams apple is as big as her ballack

this movie is like welfare for actresses who aged out of hollywood.

It could be an unintentional comedy

Ew

>but this one might not.

What about this sounds good to you?

But hot

Oceans Eleven is more accessible than Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters had a shit cast of meme women while this one has some more popular and long standing women such as Blanchett, Bullock, Hatheway.

I'm not saying it will be good and I almost certainly won't see it but I can see it having more success

I just want to be Cate's slave. Is that too much to ask?

she's a grannyfucker

literally who

disgusting

are you a lesbian? fuck off

workworkwork it's a nigger whore

>ywn look like early 2000s Clooney

Why even live?

Is Sup Forums going to chimp out over this too like they did for Ghostbusters so it gets more free publicity?

no, ocean was a shitty movie the last time they remade it

it wasnt though

They cast Rihanna?
Way to make it impossible to take this movie seriously. That's like if they cast Justin Bieber in the male version.

>They cast Rihanna?
Gotta get them Millenials in the door

Please don't give this movie free publicity like you did Ghostbusters. I don't want to be hearing about "muh feminism, muh misogyny" for another 6 months.

I refuse to watch any movie with Rihanna, only reason I didn't go see Battleship.

Wait, so after the miserable failure of the girl power Ghostbusters, they are really making a girl power Oceans Eleven?

How do I profit from Hollywood's willingness to throw away money?

is "all female" versions of movies going to be the new gimmick of the 2010s-2020s?

>Bullock
>never been in a good movie
>What is Speed
>What is Demolition Man

Not defending Bullock, just insulting your shitty taste in movies.

I hope so. Gives my husband's daughter more strong females to look up to.

>clickbait screenshot thread

no because they always lose money since the patriarchy doesn't let women go to the movies to see them

Are Hollywood producers and executives really stupid and naive or do they use these movies to laundry money?

>50 year old menopausal gramma w/crows feet
>hot

We deserve better user.

Sarah Paulson is a q.t you piece of shit

getting sick of this "let's take a premise and just make it all women instead of men" bullshit tho

>thr
>clickbait
Nice meme

>not a single attractive cast member

wrong

>>not a single attractive woman cast
Wait till the Hathaway fag hears about this

Isn't she the one with the creepy mommy iss-

>41-year-old Paulson's partner is 73-year-old Holland Taylor. Previously, she dated 59-year-old Cherry Jones

>ocean's eleven spinoff
>only eight members are cast

JUST

still havent filled in teh rest

For fucks sake just make Reservoir Dogs with an all female cast, call it Reservoir Bitches, and see the internet explode.

IMAGINE

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This movie is total mommycore but youd probably rather have some daddys wouldnt you faggot?

youtube.com/watch?v=CrdgQV9xxUM

>This movie is total mommycore
>one decent mommy
???

Why are mommyfags so obsessed with her lately?

She is a good actress but she clearly pull a meg ryan and ruin her looks.

Women are more than their looks

oh sweet chonchon this is why we'll never make it

yeah maybe in SPEED, like 30 yeas ago

>ywn as alpha, smooth, and charming as all those top lads

Can you imagine the banter they had offset?

Lol I thought she died
Last thing I saw her in was that movie where she adopts a bull and sends him to football camp

>Behind Amy Adams, my favourite actress

I feel like saying yas queeen

And seriously how is Amy Adams not in this?

>Women are more than their looks

ya nah. also it's fucking stupid making a movie remake based on men with women casted. why the fuck would they even rob anything? it makes no sense. women don't rob banks or casinos they find beta males to marry them and support them, then take half their shit when they get bored.

there's a reason you don't see any qt female homeless people, they are set for life from birth.

She's perfect

>nigger
>perfect

pick one you massive faggot. jesus christ how low are your standards? i mean i get fucking a nigger if you are desperate but what the fuck man

They need to cast Tina Fey 2bh.

Excellent choice.

Hold on a second..........
Andy Garcia wasnt one of the 11
Was he? Have i been duped all this time?

why does sandra bullock even exist?

Oceans 8 is going to bomb

Because she was hot 23 years ago
Now she is too old for a young guy like me to fuck.
I dont like women that went through menopause.

This movie is going to get ghostbuster'd.

Who wants to start placing their bets on the villain being a white guy?

No, just the bad guy in the movie.

Yes, I'm here


How much screen time will her feet have?

not enough

whats funny is because of how long this was in production hell, there is no way to tell if this existed first and prompted ghostbusters or if ghostbusters prompted this.

the film was shitty anyway

Cate should be the leader with a team of young ladies as her slave bitches whose asses she totally owns.

This woman is horrible in everything

nobodys going to play those odds

itt: virgins talking about their ridiculous standards

Including one mad femanon, bitching while she shlicks to the misogyny.

Once this flops, will the studios finally get a clue that gender swapping is not a substitute for making entertaining movies?

Shes an acceptable nigger. Y'all need to see her nudes. She has a nice pussy.

They should have cast Zoe Saldana if they wanted a token black chick. RiRi aint no actor.

Please have sex

> All-female Oceans Eleven

What will happen when this tanks also?

A good decision. She was terrible in it and the movie tried to make her appear 'badass'.

kys cunnyfag

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>What were they thinking
>We need some actress that can act but is accessible to people
>Who's that bitch from American Horror Story that doesn't look like a shriveled tampon?
>Kathy Bates?
>No, she's not fat
>Angela Basset
>Yeah, get her
>She's busy
>Well get the dyke that has two heads that one season, she's not bad

Blame men and look for a manlier movie to reboot.

this is gonna flop so hard