Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rory-sama claimed

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rory
>heresy
Never stopped me before
> rikka
I know your name but you're still "patchy"

Hey Kanna I am alright just relaxing in my cold ass room
Oh what is it?

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Its not that it hasnt stopped you. Its that its degeneracy beyond liking Tuka as a character.

ROUND TWO, FIGHT!
Hi Kanna.

Just let me heal in peace reee

Well shit, I may give it a shot then. Maybe.

Quite the odd choice. Not many fun cars in your area I take it?

(^:

Hi hi! How are you tonight?

Hi dog person who's name I should remember!
How goes your night?

Hi Tali! How goes it?

That sounds terrible! No blanket? How was your day?

>trips!
Hi Anya! How are you?

Ahah, that works, yeah!
Hi hi! How goes it for you?

Still can't believe you took my goddamn job

Oh hi there

Thinking about sleep soon but I'm also a bit hungry

STOP!

Got another short story that's by H.P. to recommend me? I'd read the fuck out of it

Yo game dev!

Since Its a pretty old book, please bear with the weird phrases and saying

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
smugs
No I'm never at work at night.
Morning is when i work but that'll change nextweek when i start working afternoons
Rory
What about when you're not booping or smugging?
Never seen the show honestly but the music is probably the best in anime
kanna
It's alright kanna
It's alright I'll just add you when i get back to using mine. Although you can add me if you want. I think mine is just "wham!" With a pic of Andrew Ridgley and George Michael. If you don't find it then I'll have to check it later
It was going well. Freed Croatia and Serbia as their own countries but kept them as puppets. Also took Albania and gave it to Croatia
Well I'm glad you like it
>pat pat

Not too bad, you?

Heya, how's it going?

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Whos tuka?
Roughest of days tbh and now i cant sleep.

( ^ :
Then Im sleeping. That is it. That is my life.
Gooooooood. Good.

Kinda bored, really wanna go play FF14. But eh, don't wanna do it while tethering off my phone.

Mexican.jpg
It's okay, I talk to Britbongs everyday. I'm used to weird phrases.

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lewdest boop

Hug your wife(u), open a cold one and let life do its thing

Oh. I was wromg then

Sleepy and hungry. Finished reading call of cthulu. Might grab a small bite. You?

:(
Fucking kek. There you go

I'm glad you're having fun with it though. Good to see you that into it. Plus, my new role isn't exactly bad.

Can you not lewd please? Its kinda degenerate, and R34 threads exist for the lewding.
>not owning a copy of the Necronomicon

Let the heresy flow through you
So whats not to like then?
"Its thing" has been to fuck me lately also i am actually allergic to beer.

hello hello, I'm waiting for my bf to get on discord, he should be waking up soon, how goes you?
hi, hun. how is ds3?

It was a pic for rikka, sorry
>boops

I dont even heresy though. Never have.

Sleepy, got a little drunk last night, slept a little, still tired. I'm just kind of laying here trying to figure out if there's a way I can take the day off.

>return boops

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You just double booped

>double boops

No job? What do you do for money?
>wew
Yeah but it's all good.
Anyway how was your short story?

wow so cute!

FILTHY SUNC@ GO HOME!

Qt3.14

Its hard to double boop when you're constantly booping.
Hol up. You heretic.

Fuck off you fucking catnigger.

No blanket! I am crazy arent I?
Wanna come sleep with me?

Super lewd!

UwU

True

Hi Im doing okay.

[Hisses in moonc@]

>even being a niggercat

I'm surprised you even fucking took my job, with how much your people like to work

I wish! I haven't actually had the time to read most of his stuff, just a few things. I like to read about it a lot on the internet, but I don't really have any copies of it. I would recommend something but it wouldn't be from myself, so I don't want to do that! If you do find something though, tell me what it is and if it's good so I know where to actually start getting stuff!

Okay okay, sorry! I can do that though! Sorry if I pressed you into something, I didn't mean too. I just feel bad sometimes not being able to say goodnight or something like that and... sorry.
Hey hey, making progress! Playing them well I see. Though keep your eye on them. That game sounds really interesting, I really need to check it out... But good job miss Juvia! Are you like a dictator?
Thank you thank you! Really really!

Just laying in bed at the moment, trying to wake up. Super sleepy. How about you?

It was okay. Not too much to do. How about you?

youtube.com/watch?v=XCGvRQ4xkZg

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Oh?
It was lit. Beat Volrdt or something like that on my first try. What up in AZ?
When are you not drunk? Easy. Tell them that working machine broke
It was great. Want more of Cthulu now
I'm heading heading over now
I see. I don't either and I read it online. I can give link for Call of Cthulu

W-What? I think she looks good...
>I haven't been able to pull off this kind of look in any other MMO

I DINDU NUFFIN NOW GIMMIEDAT JOB!

It apparently uses an incredibly tiny amount of data, so it's not too bad on a phone.

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>nosebleed material

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Tire on the car finally gave out an i really need to replace all 4 which is expensive
. Didnt get home till 10 pm so its sleep then back to work again ;-;
Boop
Double booping is merely booping more than one person you silly willy

I do have one, yes. Its in my room somewhere.
>niggerc@
Thats not double booping. That is constant booping. Double booping is when you boop someone who is booping multiple people in an endless cycle of boop. Too much booping for the world to handle.

owo

>cute pic
No you didn't press me into anything at all. I'll need people to play with when i start using my account agian. So please add me!
Also what games do you have on steam kanna-san. Cause I'll only have 3 when i start playing on my account
Yeah it's a great game although watch a tutorial or 2 on how to play so you get an idea on how to play.
And yes I'm a dictator.
I try to be for you
>rub
Have you tried reading more cthulu?

I love being cold im pretty much a penguin!
Oh wonderful I have a spot for you right next to me im gonna be abig spoon tho~

You should see a doctor if your nose is bleeding that much

-_-

Maybe I'm a perv for Galko is all

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Maybe you are

^3^

Did you heresy again?
I wish I could kiss her tbh

Boop^2
Where is your god now?
Cols = the best cuddles~

Otoko is a cutie owo

>Just mad cuz you wasnt c@kangz n shiiiiet

It's just an avatar -_-

Do it

She is
I'm more than a little high

Stop being so obnoxious.
Galky is cuter
What?

>More than a little high

But thats not a double boop. Thats a boop squared.
>n sheeeeit
But you still a niggerc@

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What

I thought my monitor was moving for a second but it wasn't owo

Cprrct this is a double boop that goes beyond a double boop. Then you have to really reach down go even further beyond to achieve boop^3

What did you smoke bruh -_-
Me in the middle

You told me to kiss galko >.>

I wish I could use that excuse, but we have several machines we can work on.

Why the fuck did I think dating a mooncat was a good idea?

Dude weed lmao
Me on the left

You can't because she isn't real
Get pranked

You walk a dark path... I cant condone this.

>kisses Galko
Too bad tbh you got pranked too

BLACK C@S MATTER!

Because you wuz a lizard wizard

Good job! I'm relaxing now, trying to enjoy every bit of coolness until tomorrow when I have to do it all over
Trying to squeeze every second of the coolness of the night. It gets very hot in AZ so I need to try to enjoy the night time. I wish I could sleep during the day but it's way too uncomfortable. What's got you down?

I do that all the time! Err, I mean, everyone does, but... well, get up! Come on, there's an entire world waiting for you out there! Do you drink coffee?
I'm just talking to everyone here! Will probably sleep soon, though I don't know!

Hey, that's okay then! Aw, days like that can be annoying. Do you play any games or something like that?
It was an good day, all I really did was talk to you guys though!

Oh, really? I might give it a go, I don't usually read online but maybe I can do it on my phone! That'd be awesome, thank you thank you!
What are you up to now?

Hey, why not do it then? If you want to play!

Whoa, that's scary. While you were driving? I'm sorry to hear that though.
Rip, sorry Tali. That sounds awful. At least it's close to the weekend?

I will, promise promise! And that's a relief to hear, thank you so much, really.
Uh... well, most of the normal games. CSGO, PUBG, GTA, stuff like that! I don't mind getting new ones to play with you though!
I will, thank you so much for the tip!
Ahah, miss Juvia the dictator, that sounds great!
Well... you are. Really.

How much ------________------
Isn't Otoko a nerd or something

Tag me or PM when you found it please
I'm trying to find others currently
So Im the little spoon huh? Is this a shinoa short joke?
Not what I meant. Tell them your working ability machine broke

For kanna http //www hplovecraft c o m/writings/texts/fiction/cc.aspx

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

Wow okay

More than I should have
She's a huge nerd

All c@s matter you fool. Sort yourselves out and stop chimping out :^)
I will if I remember to look.

Dude saaaaame!
>smug

I was, but I got sucked away by the big f@ c@ t@s

>Do I drink coffee?
I'm a programmer. I don't just drink coffee, I live coffee
But more seriously yeah I do. Don't have any milk at the moment though and I'm not super fond of it black.

That won't really work either.

Sorry tbh man

goodnight, hun

That's no good
OwO

I've been addicted to stellaris and company of heroes for a long time. Do you play anything on steam or are you more of a console guy?

I'm also glad that things have been goig well for you.

I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known
No my wife was at work/my ride so i habe to get my roomate to get me, go pick her up, go to the auto store to borrow the wrench we needed which ended up beimg the wrong size so we have to make another trip and i just bought a rachet set instead. Then it was a race to get the wheel off and to the tire place before they closed then go back and put it back on the car. Now tomorrow i have to change the other 3.

Take me to Antarctica please!

Are you though

I literally do this like every night though

Dunno how stable it would be is the problem. So I wanna test it with simple stuff before going all out.

YOUZ A C@ RACIST!

If you wanted those, you could've just asked for mine. :^)

Are you sure that's ok to do lul