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What does Sup Forums thinks of french elections?

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vote for macron

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Poutou #1
Fuck macron and le pen

Why tho
I'll probably vote for Macron

>tfw melenchon will win

I know of 2 of the candidates.

One is a corrupt moneyman and one is a girl who inherited her post from his father

All I know is that Marine Le Pen is in them and the BBC is scared because she is a bloody racist

It's interesting. In addition to the alt-right and alt-left, you invented the alt-center.

No idea what is going to happen, France is not very relevant for the rest of the world anyway. But I'm still curious

I'm rooting for Le Pen; Trump sucks but Le Pen is a nationalist who hasn't fallen hard for Thatcherite memes. The rest of the candidates, IIRC, are a Thatcher/Reagan clone, a Blair/Clinton clone, and a Le Pen clone that also stands for opening borders and handing all power over to the EU, and none of those sound sensible.

Vote pour Cheminade.

>What does Sup Forums thinks of french elections?

>What does Sup Forums thinks

>Sup Forums thinks

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I think that Le Pen will get most votes the first round. And then the 75 % of others will vote against her in the second round.

i think people are over reacting to le pen

Macaron is a neoliberal and Le pen is literally female hitler and also bourgeois

What people don't know is that even if Le Pen was elected, there is no way that the FN could win the following General Elections.
She would be President but without being able to implement her program.

The worst is that people in France don't know how their own political system works, they should not be allowed to vote t b h

kys cuck

and ? i will vote for them regardless why would i care about this huh ? fuck you gay nigger jew

Honestly, seeing Trump in power has disgusted me from populist "alt-right" candidates, they're all rich and they will use their position of power for personal gains. All the promises they make will amount to a communication stunt (like the half-assed muslim ban, or the wall that already exists but americans will still pay for it through taxes). In the end they will serve the lobbies even better than the neoliberals, look at how Trump is ok with oil lobbies, gun lobbies, jew lobbies, christian lobbies, and he even turned back on his isolationist reasoning now frontally attacking syria.

Fuck these people they don't care for anyone else but themselves, a wealthy businessman owning hotels and a wealthy aristocratic women that lives in castles and manors will not save any country.

Then who will you vote for ?

Melenchon, of course.

Asselineau

I know he won't get as far as the others but it's the only guy i can trust

He's a communist fag that is doing "high tech" stuff to get youngsters to vote for him

lol ok
what about 2nd turn then

>tfw id probably vote for Fillon without all the scandals and now im stuck choosing between Emmanuel "Le Dauphin" Macron and Marine "Fuck my economy up" Le Pen

The only thing i know for sure is that france, like always, will disappoint the world one way or another

Well Macron even of tou dislike him is still better than Le Pen

There is nothing wrong with being a communist.

Not creating a communist utopia after the French revolution was the biggest mistake of France. You guys beheaded the rich, the aristocrats, the bourgeoisie pigs. You were sooooo fucking close to making it.

There are still guillotines you can use! It's not too late to fix your mistake.

you mean the guy who said french culture doesn't exist ?

Yeah probably, ill bet on a Macron+Républicain cohabitation.

Communist utopia? Even after our revolution it wouldn't have worked out.
And btw communism is gay

>He is a communist
Good to hear that. I hope he will be emperor of UN

>You guys beheaded the rich, the aristocrats, the bourgeoisie pigs.

Actually the french revolution was bourgeoisie pigs beheading the previous dominant class to take its place.

Robespierre though...

Le pen if you're reading this.
My country isn't taking B*urs and B*urettes, so please dispose them in the ocean if you could.
Thanks.

Yeah, even if thats stupid, its better than the woman that has some nazi that doesn't believe in the holocaust in her government

>And btw communism is gay

Not
an
argument

>a female Hitler

If only

>go to french protest
>signs are in arabic
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

no it's not
no one cares about holocaust it's been 80 years now, turn the page

meanwhile french culture is actively being attacked and macron will just make it worse

Some french please explain to me: i heard Melanchon is anti eu? does this mean that if it becomes Le pen vs Melanchon the EU is pretty much doomed?

please vote for French Thatcher thanks

He is far from being a communist.
He is actually slightly to the left of capitalism.

Taking property from the rich? Because they "stole money"? I know some rich people and they worked hard to earn that money. And communist fags are here saying we need to tax them? The communist personnality will get the money, and only the persons he want will have more money. It's gonna be worse than todays inequality.

Jesus, where is the helicopter?

>antiracist demonstration
>full of shitskins

wow, surprised?

eu benefits only you, not us
fuck your eu

kek literally everyone holding the sign is a nog, a woman or some other type of foreigner

you mean

>paris
>full of shitskins

OR

>france
>full of shitskns

how do you faggots tolerate this? these people are openly against you in your own country

>France doesnt benefit from joining the biggest free trade market, and sharing of scientific ideas
ok whatever, but could you please answer my question? thanks.

Easter ?

You just know that the wealth of the richest people on this planet is not the fruit of their labor but is the result of exploiting the labor of others.

I am not talking about some doctors or some engineers making 10000€ a month, I talk about those who make in a month what hard workers don't in a life just by owning some companies.

I don't tolerate this.

But I don't want to become a criminal.

i know that marine le pen will not win, first elections yes but second no

>when non-aussies try to copy our superior shitposting techniques
i like france and all but don't even bother friend

>Sharing scientific ideas has to be made at the expense of economic sovereignty

It could have, had Karl Marx been born a bit earlier, or Anarchism was invented by then.

I admire French people a great deal for always standing up to their beliefs. You gave the world so much more than you could've imagined.

The dream of Revolution reverberates through the vast expanse of time until modern times.

those are literally the people you'd be taking everything from fella, the stupidly rich don't make up even a fraction of the wealth of those sorts of "petite bourgeoisie" gathered together, so they'd be the ones you'd be taking everything from

ah but sure using people flashing their stacks on instagram has always been great to rile up the proles, right?
disingenuous cunt

You think i will give critical informations about France's elections to a crypto-German spy, just like that ? Who do you take me for, a traitor to the fatherland ?
Back off Hans

How can anyone decide to vote for this guy is beyond me.
Look at him, he is a literal faggot, a cuck, a douche and a banking scum on top of that.
Like what the holy fuck

And you think voting Melechon will change THAT?

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i don't get it either
i don't even know anyone who likes him irl but apparently people on Sup Forums do, somehow ?

Is Macron a radical centrist?

On our 2000 billions of national GDP, 700 go directly to profit, ie to a non-working passive "activity".

On those 700, only the half are pumped into our economy as investment and without any kind of national control.

So we do have some room of action without touching to actual working activities.

What has he done to deserve all'of this hate

champagne socialist scum

>go directly to profit, ie to a non-working passive "activity".
what?

>On those 700, only the half are pumped into our economy as investment and without any kind of national control.
you gots any broofs?

I am not going to vote for Melenchon
Neither for anyone else.
I have not voted since 10 years.

Elections are a mere entertainment.

CAN'T STENCHON THE MÉLENCHON

Good job. If France had more people like you, we'd probably still be under the control of good old germany

I really like Le Pen. She is beautiful, intelligent, outspoken, sane and patriotic person. And she views Russia realistically as the partner and not as the evil USSR 2.0.
Would vote for her if I could.

Hes not really anti eu in the sense that he doesnt want to leave it, he wants to reform it.

>you gots any broofs?

"comptes nationaux 2014 base 2010" of the INSEE where the number of 600 billions is cited, I just infered the 6 years progression.

>tfw no Marion Le Pen gf

Whatever, anglos liberated us.

I like ~le pen's niece, that's what I know.

Don't really care about the elections.

This is a logical fallacy on so many levels.

better than being controlled by algeria t b h

Smug bank agent existing only by mediatic buzz, probably decided on some diner du siècle.

This, also her program has an european preference for bi nationals, as someone from eastern europe that hate people here and is here only to leech it pleases me

>over reacting
to brexit? it'll never pass
to trump? hillary is a shoo-in
to... le pen? not a chance

Wake up and smell the roses.

How is the candidate you are going to vote for going to fix unemployement/debt ?

Answer this question to educate the foreigners on the economic plan of most of the candidate and start dôme kind of debate around a particular subject.

all those things are good though
i think he meant "overreacting" in the sense of "she's not that bad" which she really isn't

1.Cheminade
2.Magic trick + we be goin 2 Mars

who are you, the fucking school teacher ?

Is cheminade even running for president in 2017?

Still better than the lady with the punchable face and is a proven Putin plant along with breaking the law she hiding behind immunity to keep campaigning

Unemployment is a meme problem at an age where machines work for us more and more, replacing human labor.

Debt is everytime a meme problem.

Yes.

She will wreck the euro, the economy, EU and Europe. Putin will laugh marching all the way to Krakow.

>we owe a lot of money
>"Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Debt Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Banks Like Nigga Dont Pay It Back Haha"

Rendre à la France sa grandeur

Yes, he is.

At this scale, a definition of "owing" and an exploration of the conditions to which this debt has been contracted and by who is not really the same thing as giving back the money to Jean-Abdul for his chocolatine.

Oh that changes everything. Fuck everything and lets go to Mars then

I hope Melenchon wins

Pain au chocolat.

I will kek my pants off if le pen wins

You mean a good kek or a bad kek

That Le Pen better win if we don't want to still be majority european by 2040.
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Neither. I will just laugh the way I did when that orange douchebag won. It is so fucking hilarious

Well... If Trump won anything can happen. Eh... Psst, I think she is a little to edgy tho for even the centre left to consider her.