Trips decides what I do to this little shit

Trips decides what I do to this little shit

Love it unconditionally

Pet him with dick

Give hug

Pet it and call it a good boy or I'll suffocate your entire family with my ass

Put it in your mouth

treat nicely

Drive it

be good to him, he's a good boy!

love him tenderly for the rest of both your lives.

Make it a paper hat and love him

Pat on head and feed a treat

Cut your dick

Ah, welp looks like you have your answer

Let it eat a 100 dollar bill

Kiss him and post pic

Kill it

Winrar

LOOOOL SAVED SCREENSHOT

AYY I GOT IT

check em

Take loving care of and cherish forever. When the time comes for him to pass on stroke him and tell him it'll be okay.

Uh

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He doesn't chew on stuff sorry :(

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stop fagging you fucking summerfag.

I'll show proofs so try again

Feed him one spoonful of anything of his choice

How about you eat it then.

Poke him very lightly on the eye just enough for him to do that cute flinchy thing

Be nice to him and give him all the love you don't deserve, you motherfucker

Yeah what he said

I said trips decide

And you couldn't deliver.
So now you eat it and I'll tell you you're a good boy.

>Dog
>doesn't chew

go to the pet store and trade him for a cat or a charizard card.

treat it nicely and cherish him forever or just give him to a family that will actually care for him you sick fuck.

Bitch

Put it up for adoption so a good family can take of it.

I hope you have 2 of those.

That's a $50 dollar bill you cuck

take care of it like a good owner

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If you weren't such a scorching homosexual you would cut the hundred into shreds and mix it in with his food

You fucking faggot. He said $100. Go fucking kill yourself and let your dog piss and shit on the remains.

He's not gonna eat paper he's a picky little nigger

Think he'd just eat his remains. Hue

I only had a 50 dollar bill

Didn't know you were too.

Punch it hard in the ribs

Hit it

Pet him and tell him he's a good boy

If I roll trips on this post you have to take it for a walk and jump in front of a car that's going at least 70 km/h, faggot OP

Keep trying fags

Let him have a nap on your lap and dont you dare move until he is good and ready to leave. Also stroke his head softly as he sleeps so he knows hes loved

According to OP he doesn't chew so ain't no way he getting through that fat fucking faggot.

Why can't you autistic faggots be like this guy

Let him have a nap on your lap and dont you dare move until he is good and ready to leave. Also stroke his head softly as he sleeps so he knows hes loved. Then kill it

love and cherish it

such a cute dog. don't listen to those virgin faggots, i hope you love this dog, cause he sure loves you. dogs are man's best friends

be its friend.

Kick him like a football

Kys

Eat his turds in a bowl of strawberry ice cream