TRUMP GENERAL - MAY KEK BE WITH YOU EDITION

>Student Trump Supporters erect Trump Wall on Campus—Triggers liberals
seattletimes.com/seattle-news/education/students-erect-trump-wall-at-the-university-of-washington/
>Billionaire Facebook Investor Peter Thiel is a California Trump Delegate
forbes.com/sites/ryanmac/2016/05/10/billionaire-facebook-investor-peter-thiel-is-a-donald-trump-delegate/#f66c7f9252f7

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 registertovote.ca.gov/ cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/events/
TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac

INTERVIEWS
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI
>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=9I0NbF34cd8
>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
youtube.com/watch?v=85dy53V4Elg
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps

ENTERTAINMENT
>Cenk of TYT Breaks Down over Trump-Clinton Polls
youtube.com/watch?v=f8NQ7jUDbSI
>Trump SLAMS Clinton on Benghazi
instagram.com/p/BFPCtFfmhWB/
>Trumping the Dorms!
twitter.com/OldRowOfficial/status/730013452777836544
>The Idiocy of Trump Haters Exposed
youtube.com/watch?v=8h3lnX1l5hA
>Clinton Lying 13 Mins Straight
youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
>Trump Fights Hillary Zombies
youtube.com/watch?v=ldSNoSi_oj0
>GOP Forgets to Water Kasich
youtube.com/watch?v=4sOcpc8J77Y

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

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twitter.com/skepticalbrotha/status/730237741015896064
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT

Advantages of Hillary Clinton being knocked off by Trump's bantz:
>Democratic party will be in total chaos for months
>Trump will have defeated 16-17 Republicans in his race + Crooked Hillary Clinton
>Sanders has a lot of support from the college kids but Trump will pull in the more ""traditional"" democrats with ease
>If Trump can destroy Hillary THIS EARLY Sanders has no chance to survive all these months
>All of the shills who have said "HILLARY WILL EASILY BEAT TRUMP" will get BTFO and be forced to eat their words

I see no serious disadvantages. Hillary is the more dangerous opponent because she's so protected and backed by all the corrupt tricks in the books. The same tactics won't be as available for Sanders as in the case of Crooked Hillary. I personally want Clinton to be DESTROYED and Sanders to barely beat her, only to meet Donald Trump on the debate platform holding a copy of his multi-trillion tax plan. "We've gotta talk about these numbers, Bernie..."

SINGAWOOLAH

B E N I S

Should I join a church so I can pray to God to keep Trump safe?

Am I doing it right?

How will Trump eliminate HIV in nine years?

>TRUMP HAS NOW SURPASSED THE ALL TIME PRIMARY VOTE RECORD FOR REPUBLICANS, BEATING DUBYA

Trump Vs. Hillary will be the greatest thing in politics. Hillary will be left with nothing

Got it dear sir. MAGA!

MAGA

WHICH IS IT???

CHOO CHOO

Let's claim MAGA'd waifus! I claim Penny!
>Make Beacon Great Again!

>Ended up embarrassing my friend because I decided to argue with his kike mechanic because I'm a raging anti-semite.

How's your day been Sup Forums?

BY ENDING IT IN 8

> Should I join a church

Isn't that what Trump General is? We have a congregation, we have rituals, we have suggested readings at the top of every thread, we even have miracles.

We love our awooposters and our legitimate OP's

MAGA!

Have fun!

PRAISE KEK

I forgot. It was in a /trumpgen/ a few days ago.

GET THE HOT NEW EXTENDED MAGA HAT TEMPLATE

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>outrageous claims

He's in full damage control mode now.

Don't know if it's too late but

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=gujira

>posting a literally who

Post yfw Trump destroys two political dynasties within one presidential campaign

Obongo is jealous that Trump doesn't need to turn himself into a celebrity to win. He's already a celebrity, and will win on his merits alone.

I'm gonna have to go with Paul "It was a terrible accident" Manafort.

Were you "user" or the "grip" guy?

CHECK YOUR EMAIL NOW!

Weiss claimed!

What if Manafort was VP? He knows Washington and he would make the traitors pay.

It just started, user
Hopefully things'll go good for me

That OP pic is cool as fuck

I wonder if Sanders fans know his plan to solve AIDS is to get rid of NASA?

Trump has officially passed Bush's primary vote record of 10,844,129.

This was with 16 other candidates.

I'm sure you already know the answer to that question.

Manafort cucking the president of the strongest nation on earth. What can't this guy do.

I don't believe that's an honest question.

This is ridiculous...

For Wisconsin user

Outlaw gay sex.

He's going for the fag vote

Too out in the open. He's like something out of the Tom Clancey novel.

I don't have to justify my waifu to you. Besides, that decreases the likelihood of somebody stealing her.

It's not a standup comedy either, yet there you are Barak.

Does your email start with big?

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I PROMISE TO GIVE EVERY LITTLE GIRL A UNICORN BY THE END OF MY SECOND TERM
I DEFINITELY HAVE THAT POWER AS PRESIDENT

shillary needs to be more properly villified

>GUYS VOTE FOR ME YOU'LL GET FREE WEED AND FREE COLLEGE AND I'LL, UH, I'LL CURE AIDS TOO!

Still want him to beat Hillary, though.

MAGA!

Y'all need to space the hats out more so us ms paint serfs can easier select them without selecting bits of other hats

Great. I'm getting better internet, Trump won both states, I'm comfy with fellow Trump supporters. What could be better?

witnessed

AWOOVEMENT!

(new recolor)

>jew
>working with his hands
A jew mechanic? I gotta see that.
???

>24% of Trump supporters think Scalia was murdered

Are you one of them? Was he murdered?

I'm taking Ryuko.

I love it! Thank you!

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>that filename
please don't

The Presidential election is the reality show to end all reality shows. It's full of people you hate, and you get to vote them off until there's one winner.

Was this the subject?

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Desperate.

Your turn.

reminder i fucked you're waifu

OH FUGGG

I'm going to have to go with Paul "I've heard enough, get me the pliers" Manafort.

Mako is mine. MAKO AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

He will kill all fags and use their rendered grease logs that will help put together His statue.

>says the half-nigger that hung around various talk shows and other programs during his campaigns

Nice one, I tweeted that at him

This is cancer...

KEK SPEAKS THROUGH OC

Bootylicious

I'd rather vote for "Free ponies and better dental care for everyone" Vermin Supreme than Sanders literally any day.

Waifu time?

FUCK BUSH
FUCK CLINTON
FUCK OBAMA

You are a god among men.

I'll claim Momiji

By killing all the gays and the faggots

If you ever speak about my waifu like that again I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a shit how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up you phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so fucking high you won't be able to pay them. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when your being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scare for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere, and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing, fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either, I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself. Okay phaggot?

Praise kek!

Paul "Cement Shoes" Manafort is always right.

twitter.com/skepticalbrotha/status/730237741015896064

What the shit is this nigger thinking.

Booty!

Hush the sensetive bong will cry seeing this!

I've actually seen it. This little Jew guy took weird pleasure and accomplishment by repairing electric motors. Maybe in another life if he was rich he would have been a jeweler.

Which one is kayleigh?

WHAT'S THE DELEGATE COUNT?

I'm a cradle atheist and have started praying.

I have more faith in Trump's spirit being able to help me make myself great again than I do anything that came out of the desert.

I've tried to write prayers but they never took. Perhaps I just haven't been inspired or sleep-deprived enough.

I also wanted to start a book reading (bible study). I wonder if that would actually go over.

Rape is in your Krishna blood Kumar.

ADD IT TO THE OP!

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1100

Of course he was.

Gonna gas the faggots

thought the same thing
probably the kind of guy who claims a bunch of work needs to be done when it doesn't and charges 200% for parts

Bag over his head execution style... seems like a pretty straightforward conclusion that it was an accident.

Murdered? Please. Do we look gullible to you?

It's not like the Jews now control the majority of the Supreme Court or anything.