Character gets hit on the back of his head

>character gets hit on the back of his head
>he passes out

>OP gets trips
>still a faggot

>character gets knocked out in one hit from the butt of a rifle
>third person shot of the character looking up as the rifle comes down on him

>third person
You mean first person right?

>let me introduce you to this intelligent scientist or hacker character
>played by a person of color

nope ?

You're talking about the trope where the camera is angled as if you're the character right? And the rifle butt or whatever goes towards the camera? And then cut to black right?

>we have to go to plan b
>i dont think we have one
>we have now

yeah, fourth person

>one mouth sized strip of duct tape stops people from talking

>women character is portrayed as a rational human being that is capable of having intelligent and original thought
It's like they go out of their way to make movies unrealistic

>chad character does something impressive
>looks at nerd loser and says ''now you''
>nerd does it way better and walks away with a smug grin

>female beats up and takes down a man
>doesnt get thrown about like a ragdoll whilst she shreeks and screams for mercy

>car hits a pole/crashes
>explodes

>says third person pov
>actually referring to first person pov

They just can't stop you can they?

The Force Awakens comes to mind

I bet this guy found Sup Forums in 2014

2017, actually

I don't ever remember seeing this in a movie

>guy crashes his bicycle
>20 meter blast results from it

>character gets framed but can easily explain his situation in 30 seconds
>decides to give up and not even try

>getting caught was part of his plan

>character alone in house
>hears a noise in another room
>doesn't bother trying to communicate, instead grabs baseball bat and creeps toward the source of the noise
>turns corner and raises bat to swing at the intruder
>its just friend/family member

>registers to Sup Forums
>instantly becomes a racist

it's another one of those episodes.

> character is being chased by guys with guns
> looks in side mirror at pursuers
> mirror with reflection of his face gets shot

:^(

>has only tiny piece of information to communicate to the other main character, that his mother has been kidnapped
>instead gets enraged and starts fighting him

Name 7 movies where this happens.

Name 100 movies where these things DON'T happen.

>meter

7 movies happens this where name

>characters walking through woods
>camera shifting about behind trees to give the impression theyre being watched

> 2 characters slug it out
> no one loses a tooth

>pass out
>hit the back of my head on the floor

>"wait I can explain"

...

>"Just another day at high school."
>SCENE: POPULAR KIDS SITTING AT CAFETERIA TABLE
>"No, I was actually this kid." *camera pans to nerd about to get tripped by cool kids*

>main character tells his sister to stop when she tries to give him head

twin brothers?

Why is it so easy to pass out? I've hit my head pretty hard before and never passed out. You would think trained solders would be a little harder to knock out.

>character meets female character for the first time
>she tells him to call him without giving him her number
>he rings her in the next scene

Training has nothing to do with it.

>main character trips over and over again
>monster still keeps 10 meter length from character and never captures him

>someone gets hit hard enough on the head to get knocked out and collapse
>they don't get brain damage

Its not easy. Usually you just fall down for a couple seconds and get back up. The thing in movies where guys are out indefinitely is complete bullshit.

Ever seen a boxing match?

>Ugh... my head... where am I?
>*FWOOM* (huge steamboat sound)

if your brain thats floating in fluid hits against your skull it shuts down to prevent damage

you can still suffer damage though

>trained soldiers have stronger skulls

This one always gets me

Anyone who has tape over there mouth can seriously just keep opening and closing it until comes off

>I'm going to need you to trust me

Fight Club
Takken
Insurgence
Judge Dredd
Die Hard
Flashpoint
V for Vendeta

impressed yet?

Medfag here.

>Patient on hospital bed is about to die, but on a nasal cannula

>ECG shows a flatline, they shock him

>Patient is intubated, but he's awake and talking.

>Medfag here.

is this supposed to impress me?

>Medfag here.

Me, too.

>it aint me starts playing

>it's an even interns perform surgery episode

>Medfag here.
no one cares lmao kys my dude

>Protagonists makes an obvious baited post
>Gets tons of (You)s

t.tacobell worker

This is always upsetting.

Is it though? I was just parroting what my medfag buddy said. I'm a STEMfag myself. He also says it's bullshit that everyone is so good at diagnosis in House M.D.

Diagnosing isn't easy, you need to do 3 to 4 different tests before you can get an idea of what is happening.

TV shows have bullshit doctors that can tell you just by looking at the patient.

>series mascot monster keeps up with speeding car in first film
>character outruns it in high heels in fourth film

he also said they bullshit by having guys know too much outside of their specialization

>I can hack this but it'll take at least an hour
>we only have 5 minutes
>I'll do it in 4

>now we have 3 minutes left after all that back-and-forth

"yep that's me" starts playing

>Nerd finally stand up to his bully
>he knocks him out in one punch

back to the future?

>characters shown eating all the time
>never shown going to the bathroom

>story takes place over multiple days
>no 8 hour scenes of characters sleeping

Have you tried not watching movies directed by Michael Bay?

Getting hit in the back of the head or getting hit in the jaw by a rife WILL knock you out, you dumb faggots.

If a single punch can knock people out sometimes, a rifle certainly fucking will.

And I can personally confirm that you can be knocked out by being hit on the back of the head. Has happened to me.

>car falls off a cliff
>it blows up in mid air

Don't forget Pulp Fiction.

>dog runs away from parked van
>van blows up

>character about to make eggs for breakfast
>cracks egg open on side of bowl
>nuclear explosion takes place
>character is actually a cockroach so isnt dead
>somehow the eggs managed to stay intact too so the character just keeps making their breakfast

this is the worst

wtf I hate turks now

>It's not possible
>No, it's necessary

>I can't leave you here dying!
>Save yourself kid. I've lived long enough.