I'm enlisting in the army tomorrow

I'm enlisting in the army tomorrow.
Say something nice to me.

May God have mercy on your soul?

You are dead.
Not big surprise

Are you prepared for the second korean war?

I hope you don't die in the upcoming war

Fuck off

One of the things that I am glad to be born here is that we don't have a conscription. Just saying.

Good luck, stay safe, and kill as many North Koreans as you can before they bomb Seoul. I'm sorry mate, but while their missiles suck balls, they still have good artillery that can hit. Hurt them as much as you can. Maybe after this is all done, Korea will be unified once again.

half of japan isn't occupied by a dictator too tho

전쟁 안 나니까 걱정 말고 갖다와라

아 참고로 난 4급 공익임 ^^7

Die for your white American colonizers

Good luck, user!
By the way i dont have to go to army. Im 공익 :)

Don't fall victim to hazing.

Abe will conscript you

Shoot straight you faggot and don't piss your sergeant off

POST YOUR ADDRESS IL SEND YOU CHOCOLATE I DID SO ALREADY TO SOME CUNT LIKE 2 YEARS BACK

Prove to be as strong as Americans and you'll have earned our respect. Also have fun doing some international training maybe.

DON'T DO IT CHOCOLATE IS CODEWORD FOR 'SHIT'

Don't worry, let me contact Trump so he can instead send american soldiers so korea can be free

>implying Shinzo "you need to breed" Abe isnt going to enlist him in a revival program

This is why you are such a weak race today, Showa would not be happy.

>pasty baby britbong saying this

>Accepting gift boxes from muslims

are you a girl(male)?

F

IF I WANTED TO EXPORT GERMAN CULTURE I WOULDN'T NEED TO GET HIS ADDRESS JUST HIS COUNTRY :^)))))))))))))

Did you guys know that conscripted soldiers in Korea only get paid $200/m

That's haram m8

Youre gonna make good friends and have a lot of fun.

You'll never have to fight either, with is a positive.

Yeah but meals and accommodation are free so what do you need money for?

Did you know that conscripted guys in Russia get $18/m?
Not even Kidding.
Been there , done that

Well, I work for someone, so I have a right to get decent money regardless of purpose, right?

You probably will not die. Also you will get in shape. Good luck!

So in case of war, people are willing to die for $18/m to the big bear.

Cool.

Most of what people earn normally goes to things like car, housing and meals. If all of that is provided by your employer or not necessary, you obviously don't need to earn as much as people who work normal jobs.

They don't have a choice.
Either you serve one year, run from officials until you are 27 years old with no opportunity to get a job or you pay bribe.
Everybody except very few guys hate this.

You'll be one of the first people to die in WW3

Excellent timing

Just like Auschwitz or East Germany? Nazi gave jewish food and bed.

That's enough to buy a bottle of vodka

Low-test

Kill as many commies as you can

Don't feel guilty about it, always remember that communists are subhuman animals who do not experience the world like we do and that killing them is no more immoral than putting down a rabid dog

Weak banter. But East Germany (or any dictatorship) comes pretty close. There's no market inside the military, so it does function a little bit like an authoritarian socialist republic. Everyone gets what they need and does what they're told.

I enjoyed my time in the military and so will you :)
Do you have a qt gf that will send you letters every week?

I bet you are communist or at least from east germany

You are literally conscripted from the day you're born to be a soulless wageslave.

>tfw one more poster will be lost from Sup Forums
Would you feel sorry about yourself when you will be dying on the battlefield and thinking that you have wasted thousands of hours on Sup Forums instead of doing something productive?

kek

I've been in the army for six months now, and I can tell you it sucks worse than living in a Russian commie block. Have fun!

War will never happen
Trump and Kim both are too faggot to start ww3

...and that kids is how the hebrew killed all of japan

Best of luck

And cap a commie for me

Shut up idiot.

I am totally sure that the last thing He would think
about in the battlefied is fucking Sup Forums.

Rest In Peace

Do it for Hyuna

He may remember this thread while dying though
>wth why am I remembering that stupid thread while dying
>I don't have much time left think of something positive
>BRAAAAAAAAAAP
REEEEEEEEEEE x_x

Go and kill the stupid fatty, soldier. Good luck.

When You are dying you probably think about your family and friends. Dying and thinking about Sup Forums is pathetic as fuck.

Nothing will happen. It will be good for you, the army will teach you how to be a man.

>When You are dying you probably think about your family and friends

implying that guy has friends or a good relationship to his family

How do you know that gook have bad relationships with his family or do not have friends?

My only regret would be being in that situation in the first place instead of fun posting on Sup Forums.

화이팅

Don't get 왕따'd too much.

Fuck off commie spy

I skipped army by feigning retardation

>he is mentally stable enough to be allowed in
Enjoy dying.

He browses Sup Forums

Please make a thread in some time where you tell whats it been like in the korean army
Assuming youre not nuked by best korea in next days

>feigning

Why tho? It's a fucking waste of time. At least in Russia. Thanks god I've never served in the army.

Please defeat that fucking disgusting, oppressive shithole known as Best Korea. They making their own people suffer and turning them into a cattle, brainwashing them and stripping them fro liberties.
There would be no ww3, Russia will never help fucking dictator Kim. I hope Trump has enough guts to destroy ina flames all the insane lidership of the N. Korea.

Sup Forums is the most normi place in Sup Forums.

What did he mean by this?

>They making their own people suffer and turning them into a cattle, brainwashing them and stripping them fro liberties


Sounds pretty much like Russia lol.

AAAMUJAAAAAAAAA

Don't kill yourself if you get bullied.

Oh, wait there's that whole NK thing going on.
Well, at least it'll be interesting, right?

I feel myself free in Russia. I have access to the liberties, goods, information and other services adecuate to my wealth. Also I am proud of my great country.

Also I have served at the military for the 1 year. Pretty boring, but OK.

>Sup Forums is the most normi place in Sup Forums.

Compared to what? /r9k/?

I hope you don't die.

Thank you for protecting kpop

Russia is objectively more free than the American police state

The goverment lies
You are going to die

there's /soc/ and Sup Forums.
Both full of normalfags who don't belong anywhere but on facebook.

That's because you're brainwashed cattle. That's pretty simple. Also the fact that you was in Russian army and you still think it's OK tells about you a lot.
Working class level of mentality and needs kek.

>The difference in the understanding of freedom
>American person: "No one can hurt me. We are free."
>Russian person:"I can hurt anyone. We are free."

Really burns my neurons.

Nah, it's just comfortable for you and faggots like you to think of the part of your own population as a cattle. But in reallity you are no different from them, apart from some hipster, obscure political or some oither viewpoint. Basically you are a fashist, but for your own people. Litteral subhuman.
But I don't blame you, maybe when you'll grown up, finish your education and start putting whole yourself into something creative you'll change.

...

I hope south korea will lose the war so that all k-poop sluts will be forced to do labour work and be sold to cambodian human trafficers.
Same with Japan.

아하하하하하하ㅏ하하하하하 잘가

I'll send you porn while you're in there if you send me your kpop CD collection.

야 근데 요즘 군대 개망했어. 군대는 군대가 아니라 유치원이야. 진짜 망함 너 병장 달아도 개 고생할거야.

t. someone who got discharged right when the whole 계급 system became obsolete

In a puppet state?

Good luck m8, don't get depressed in those moments (you know what I mean).

I would like to fight against Best Korea too.

So seriously Sup Forums, how likely is it that Korea explodes this year?

Nothing will happen

Nothing will happen m8.
Even if something does, the army is not that bad.

MORNINGS

Kim would get shitstomped immediately

You can't even hide underground anymore

Okay so I appreciate you guys must know about all this but remember that if North Korea launches their attack then the people in Seoul have around 45 seconds to find safe places before the artillery begins to decimate the city and flatten it to the ground.

So yeah, I know North Korea will lose the war. But if you guys aren't prepared at the start then your capital city will be completely razed and a fucking lot of people will be killed.

Does that not worry you at all? Especially now since Donald Trump seems so keen on solving the "North Korean problem" during his term, whether or not the Chinese join him?