Out for a jog

>Out for a jog

>Look behind you

>See this

wat do?

run for my life

smash of course

this.

don't want AIDS

turn 360 degrees and jog away

Grab, hog tie, use that fuckin mouth

run faster

Turn 360 that means you end up where you started from fucktard

Is what he meant to say, retard

>Summer

It's a portmanteau of fuckwit and retard.

fuck off with your teaching

it's summer vacation. i'm trying to escape school

Run faster, obviously trying to rob me, because she is black.

Oh and go google what portmanteau means.

>tiddies

when did braindead retards start spelling titties that way? goddammit you fucking morons, cut that shit out.

newfag

Stop and let her know about the flat earth truth

Tighten my grip on the watermellon, and run faster.

Go straight for impregnation

The Xbox turn 360 is sooo old it's not of any relevance anymore

>stop jogging
>pull out dick
>"I'll give you something to run on bb"
>???
>police report

fucking run away, aint no monkey gonna catch me!
ugly niggercow, how do you use this trash on a cottonfield?

HOW ARE PEOPLE STILL FALLING FOR THAT 360 JOKE?!

1.-Stop right on the spot.
2.-Turn around.
3.-Put my pants & underwear down.
4.-Let the magic of physics happen.

It's soooo fucking old that no one and shit that no one takes any notice of it anymore

>physics
>thinks he can stop right on the spot
>doesn't know that an object in motion tends to stay in motion
You literally would not be about to stop jogging forward because of physics you moran

idiot. depends on which way you turn 360. because the earth is always rotating if you turn 360 in the opposite direction the earth turns on its axis you're not where you started FUCKTARD

unless you too are black, there is not running faster

it has started

maybe she tried to steal watermelon so she is escaping

impregnate, can't have too many baby mommas

I'm obviously about to be mugged so I guess I'd go with FALCON PUNCH!

trip over my own feet. I take my time getting up, watching her run onward without me.

Physics is too busy contemplating those boobs to even pay attention to me.

protect my credit score

Turn around and call the police because there's a naked person outside

pretty much

Assume she has mental illness. Throw my jacket around her and lead her to my car. Drive somewhere secluded. Ask for jacket back. Stick finger in her ass while I start jacking off. Fuck her anally. Drop her off where I found her. Take plenty of pics. Post here.

I would tell the local ranch owner his slaves are escaping

Does anyone know of any porn where the girl is black and called nigger?

Sauce on dis girl?

>implying the people on Sup Forums can jog

>marry her
>spend every hour of every day fucking
>have chocalate swirl children
> shes not a white bitch so she wont divorce me 5 years down the road and take all my money ill ever make and get the custody of the kids

>why would anyone even touch a white girl?

So much summer!