Mexican intellectuals

>Mexican intellectuals
Yeah, we've gone to space
What about it?

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CHI

So did Laika

I can help but notice the badge that says you hitched a ride on a white man's rocket.

I've been on a couple of road trips, does that make me an intellectual too? what about monkeys and dogs?

who built the rockets, paco?

>we are so good crossing the border we can achieve it with space

am proud

>we've

sí...señor... fly

WE

WUZ

ASTRONAUTS

not posting real Mexican Intellectuals

who cares about space when you can get paid to dress as a clown AND fuck bikini sluts

N

SHEIT

WE also climb buildings to stop Trump.

AND humiliate presidents

>we
You are not mexican dirty pocho

My mother, little brother, wife and I were having this conversation yesterday.

Name one intelligent Mexican.

Me, Arcadio Aureliano Miramontes Buendia.

Tell your friends.

>you will never go to mexico and burn the mexican flag while demanding free healthcare and benefits and jobs from the mexican government

feels bad man.

Crossed the border thousands of times at record speeds

>benefits and jobs from the mexican government

Those things dont exist in Mexico hence why we come here.

>an american flag patch on his sleeve

>gone to space
>tagged along with americans who did 99% of the work

pick one hombre

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You idiot, lemme fix this

>gone to space as a good country
>tagged along with americans who did 99% of the work

Oh, I go back every summer.

I take lot's of toys, clothes, shoes, ps1 & 2s for my family there.

They really appreciate it.

trumpweenies BTFO
i'm proud of this gentleman

The astronauts who travel to space did not meaningfully contribute to the design and building of the spaceship. They are qualified to operate it and to carry their research in space, just like our mexibro in the OP.

Its like when all the 4.0 students of a class get to go to a special field trip day to the amusement park but the school also lets the school retard go too to make him feel special.

Continue leeching off of the United States. Won't be happening for much longer.

It's not leeching, I buy those things from thrift stores.

They really appreciate it.

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>High quality work
Comedy gold.

?

Did he insist that they put rims on the shuttle and turn it into a low rider?

What in the fuck

Just space things

From Wikipedia:

"During a regular maintenance spacewalk on February 3, 2006, in which several panels on the Biorisk experiment system had to be removed to prepare it for collection, an accident occurred during the removal of a jammed mounting bracket, causing some damage to itself and the panel. With the end of the EVA period approaching, an attempt to force it open was made by Major Ivanovich. The weakened bracket gave way, tore part of the panel free, and Ivanovich was accidentally launched from the ISS, into his own separate orbit."

"The other members of the three man crew, also on EVA at the time, were unable to mount an effective rescue mission in time. Upon returning to the inside of the station, the crew contacted control staff at both Korolyov and JSC. After thirty minutes of discussion, it was found that there were no safe options for retrieval available to the ISS crew, and the decision to abandon Ivanovich was made. Crew on the ISS, as per Roscosmos orders, closed communications with him, and he was left to drift alone."

"Several shortwave enthusiasts reported being able to capture faint voice and telemetry data from his suit, with telemetry data persisting until February 18th. On September 7, 2006, at 16:00 GMT, Major Ivanovich re-entered the Earth's atmosphere over the Southern Ocean at 110.4° East longitude and 46.3° South latitude."

Never forget.

ayy lmao

but he looks white

mexican detected

I'll never forget ISON Sungrazer, too good for this universe

you're telling me they don't have a fuckin wire attached to them?

Russians don't believe in safety equipment, that poor guy they crammed into Sputnik 1 is proof enough of that.

Somebody was needed to harvest them moonbeams, no regular American astronaut is going to work them moonbeams fields.

MEXICO IS WHITE lmao

Sí, fly

Shame, most Russians I've known were pretty cool.

i cant find this on the internet. must have been buried son

>high quality work
>in our own country

EEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE

Yeah. No.

>NASA logo on the suit
I think what you meant to say was "yeah, white people sent one of us to space, what about it?"

Made up. Nice creative writing.

>Eat 200 tacos.
>Launched into space by explosive diarrhea
>India accuses Mexico of stealing their technology.

I met this HueOnaut at Kennedy Space Centre. Wiki'd him when i got back to the hotel to check if he was lying or not

So did chimps

That's no way to talk about Geordi LaForge.

Holy shit. That is horrible.

That is literally worse than the holocaust (assuming it was real).

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4R3saQEFUNY

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Totally real.

>NASA
Fucking bacteria managed to hitchhike into space before you did Pablo

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