The making of Dionysus in a nutshell. Written by Zeus~~
>be me >Zeus >Olympus' Pimp o' the Gods >Thot Slayer Omega >Screwed a lot of women in the past >Been eyeing this one princess for a while >Magnificently flowing hair >Double D's >An ass that can rival Aphrodite during happy hour >mfw she's a mortal >feelsbadman.bat >Been tracking her habits and her moves for weeks >timetostrike.png >Prepare Ti sexoualikí órexi tou Día >Been gathering buckets of my seed for months >Plant my ass on the throne of ascension >Load it into a shatter-able capsule >There she is >The blonde-haired beauty is spread eagle on her bed facing the window reading a scroll >I pull back the bolt of this mile long sniper >I take aim through the sights that could see to the end of the world >I saw the target so clearly that I saw her vulva twitching >She's prepared
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Carter Kelly
Part 2 of this story
>I take a sharp breath and hold it >Steady >STEADY >DON'T FUCKING MOVE >HERMES STOP SHINING YOUR SHOES >APHRODITE STOP PUTTING ON MAKEUP >ARTEMIS SHUT THAT DAMN DEER UP >Total silence >BOOM.wav >A noise that could make Atlas shudder echoes through the skies >Gods and mortals alike thought I smote yet another bread-stealing asshat >They'd be wrong. VERY wrong >I smote that baby cannon >White is EVERYWHERE >Looks like a snow day gone haywire >She's dazed and confused >Like a just-born puppy looking for its mom >PrepareTheSecondShot.gif >Another capsule loaded with a neatly tied scroll >Aim again >HERCULES TAME THAT DAME >POSEIDON CAGE THE KRAKEN >APOLLO TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC OR SO HELP ME >GIGABOOM.rar >Atlas would've touched cloth from the sound >HEADSHOT_Quake.wma >Oops >The princess looks down at the scroll >From Zeus with care >THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
Wyatt Johnson
Kek
Jeremiah Cooper
This was the most glorious thing in all of existence
Matthew Peterson
Somebody cap this.
Jacob Nguyen
This shall be the start of our new bible!
Carter Clark
I want to meet the person who created this post they are a god pun intended ;)
Jaxson Wilson
Samefagging is not cool, OP
Xavier Johnson
kekekek
Kayden Gray
this is next level samefaggery
Evan Sanchez
Philosophers and worshipers of ancient Greece never would've thought that their concepts and gods would've been the greatest set-up of the greatest joke I've ever heard.
Nicholas Cox
Intriguing but highly disturbing
Jacob Collins
Are you salty because you didn't come up with this?
Nicholas Perez
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Alexander Watson
Just found this already showing this to my mates am laughing so hard I'm crying blood
Jaxon Roberts
Fuck you too
Jaxson Taylor
So this is how Zeus found way to have so many kids
Nicholas Johnson
>Thot Slayer Omega
Jacob Cox
I'm dead right now
Joseph Perez
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Joshua Hughes
You think your the only one who can Zeus Meme? WRONG!
Jaxson Campbell
kek
Ethan Allen
I have a comeback good sir the perfect one for this instance
Joshua Long
either i'm too retarded to get the op or this is the gayest shit i've ever seen
Evan Ward
I swear, if these become legitimate memes after this green text I'm gonna lose my shit (in a good way)
Isaiah Gray
Is OP gonna make more green text with other mythological characters?
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Nolan Lee
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Jonathan Gutierrez
>good friend of the OP This is his actual first greentext that spurred off of a joke we made, i doubt we're gunna make more specifically.
Jaxon Jenkins
I shall bring more in the future. Keep your eyes peeled. and I won't Apollogize for what I post
Adrian Kelly
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Matthew Ortiz
We is the keyword you asshat
Charles Nguyen
Kek
Gabriel Clark
heres the rest of that image dude ;)
Hudson Diaz
How bout this MY BOY
James Young
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Adrian Myers
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Cameron Price
if zeus keeps it in his pants this happens
Jack Richardson
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Jacob Barnes
>xxx Those were dark times...
Owen Torres
Top notch shit op well done.
Brody Perez
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Brody Johnson
You'd better screen cap and archive such legendary shit
