Would you fuck a horse for $500?

Would you fuck a horse for $500?

for free

I'd fuck your dirty grandfathers loose asshole for 500 bucks.

Are horse vaginas even tight? I feel it's like throwing a hotdog in a hallway situation.

white people

depends

>in the ass
only with a condom
>in the pussy
sure
>in the sheath
i'd do it for free
>with other people around
no
>in private
yes

Are you willing to take a check?

Make it 250 and you got a deal.

Can I make payments?

I'd pay 500 dollars

do i have to purchase a bucket?

id let it fuck me for free

Hopefully I'll be doing it Saturday.

Moar

This.
I feel like you wouldn't even get much pleasure from horse pussy.

Yes fur sure

kek

I don't have $500 famalam.

>famalam
Are you british?

Do bongs say famalam? I wouldn't know this, I'm American.

bongs say oy govna take all my rights and throw me in prison

Hell yeah, but I don't have that kind of money.

what's a horse going to do with $500 tho

kek

I want in.

No wtf is wrong with you fucks

>implying I wouldn't fuck one for free

Their pussies look so wet and beautiful.

>uncut europoor dick

This is the most disgusting part.

kek

horses do this thing called "winking" where their pussies contract and tighten like a vice grip

bump

Only if it was one of those miniature horseys

Yes because this shit turns me on, free money for doing what I love? Sign me up!

I get to fuck a horse and I get $500? I'd do it for free.

this is why I want to kill myself

minis are obscenely strong for their size, they can still kick your shit easily

It's way more romantic in my fantasies than in this video.

Good post, such a great post. I'd rather deal with a literal horse fucker than someone who's likely to rob me and stab me in the back.

Bixnoodindahood GTFO.

I thought the going rate was more than that... so definitely

y u mad white boi

Enjoy pitifully justifying what your parents did to you without your consent for the rest of your life.

no horses around?

Kik?

>

Well... Not THAT horse. Maybe a fresh one.

>fresh

What do you mean by that, like a baby horse? Or a washed horse?