Be me

>be me
>take a shit
>little white worms in shit
>wtf.jpg
>google that shit, turns out i have pin worms
>take pin worm medicine, shit out dead worms for the next week
>never eat spaghetti again

Still a better luv story than twilight

Pinworms don't come from spaghetti. Little kids get pinworms because they dig in their assholes and put their fingers in their mouth. You're disgusting.

This is so wrong it makes my head hurt

Yep kids get pin worms by digging in their ass because they already have pinworms cool logic retard faggot nerd

It's literally how they spread.

"Most people get infected by accidentally swallowing pinworm eggs. Anyone can get pinworms, but they are most common in school-aged children. They are usually spread like this:

A child swallows pinworm eggs, and they travel to the child's intestines. In about a month, the eggs hatch into worms. At night the female worms crawl out the rectum and lay eggs around the child's anus.
When the worms lay eggs, it can cause itching. If the child scratches, the eggs can cling to the child's fingers and get stuck under the fingernails.
The eggs then stick to things the child touches, such as clothing, dishes, toys, and furniture. The eggs can live 2 to 3 weeks outside the body.
When you touch something the child has touched, the eggs get on your hands. Then if you touch food or your mouth, you can swallow the eggs. This starts the cycle over again."

Kill yourselves, dirty ass fingering faggots.

i eat spaghetti all the time an i never heard of getting worms from it. it's not even meat and i boil the shit out of it in water first so how tf will i get a worm?

Thats why you never got ass to mouth, got it.

Wash your hands after taking a shit bro.

Ok, so kids get pinworms by ingesting pinworm eggs. Which dont magically sprout of their ass unless they have fucking pinworms.

Again, youre a retarded faggot nerd, kys.

lol don't get pissed at me because you're hanging out with dirty faggots with worms under their nails and sucking on their fingers. Filthy piece of shit.

they get them from somewhere then they keep spreading them back to themselves dumb shit. read it again!

The question was regarding how people get pinworms in the first place. To which you literally replied they get them by fingering their own ass where pinworms apparently are already nested? Fuck off idiot and learn to read.

moral of the story: wash before you eat.

what came first the pinworm or the egg?
either way it proves the earth is flat.

But I see girls do that in porn all the time. Are you saying they have pinworms as well?

Let me guess, Alabama?

no he said they get them externally them keep feeding them to themselves like human cantipede. learn how nature works.

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the lowest point is the center of mass tho. your bottom doesn't even make sense...

>Pinworms don't come from spaghetti. Little kids get pinworms because they dig in their assholes and put their fingers in their mouth. You're disgusting.

Tell me where in that statement he mentioned anything about ingesting pinworm eggs from anywhere but their own asshole. Again, learn to fucking read you dense fucking nigger.

i don't think you get it. but you bit it.

>The question was regarding how people get pinworms in the first place

A question was never posed - read the thread. My statement was that they spread via ass fingering, you filthy fucking ass fingerer.

jesus died so that you could get pinworms. just fucking appreciate the things you have in life instead of being a salty jew baby.

Two kids in that sentence:

Little kids get pinworms because they dig in their assholes (carrier) and put their fingers in their mouth (spreader).

Anyone who's not completely fucking retarded (you) that reads that can tell that this is how they spread - of course I wasn't referring to pinworms getting "created" by one kid eating his own shit - you just took it that way because you're fucking stupid.

You said kids get pinworms by touching their ass where apparently pinworms live already. That isnt how kids get pinworms. Thats how they spread them to other people. Which isnt what you said, you dumb fuck.

You are so fucking autistic that im doubting this isnt bait.

Well, this salty Jew baby has been pinworm free his whole life - so perhaps he could teach you something.

No - that's how you read it - because you're an idiot. See Forgive me for taking a linguistic shortcut because I figured I didn't have to explain to a bunch of (presumed) adults that pinworms don't magically appear out of nowhere. How foolish of me.

> got busted for being stupid
> trying to save face in front of user that will never know who he is or remember this thread
what the actual fuck?

The point of what im saying is that you are too fucking retarded to form a coherent sentence. Writing something that doesnt make sense isnt a "linguistic shortcut"; its you being too fucking stupid to be able to write something anyone but you can understand. Fuck off already retard nerd.

>The point of what im saying is that you are too fucking retarded to form a coherent sentence.

And the point of what I'm saying is that anyone who couldn't infer proper meaning from that sentence (you, again) is a fucking idiot. Apparently a dirty one with pinworms to boot.

> its you being too fucking stupid to be able to write something anyone but you can understand.

You're the only one who seems to be having an issue with that.

>Fuck off already retard nerd.

Bedtime, kiddo.

We done here? I'm bored.

YOU'RE NOT DONALD TRUMP JUST KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINF DOESN'T WORK FOR PEOPLE THAT AREN'T BILLIONAIRES

The whole argument started over someone claiming matter-of-factly that you don't get pinworms from spaghetti, then simply said how they get spread rather than how you might get them to begin with, and called OP disgusting because of it.

Point is, getting pinworms doesn't necessarily have to mean you're an unsanitary sack of shit, just not someone who obsessively washes their hands every time they touch a surface or object and it gets spread to you because someone else has them and might not even realize it, thus spreading eggs all of the place and figuring out they're infected too late. That's why it's so easy to contract. You have to be super vigilant with your hygiene if you do have them in order to get rid of them, but no sane person is or even can be like that all the time. So you're kind of at the mercy of others here.

Also, the "never eat spaghetti again" line probably has more to do with the fact that the pasta reminds OP of the worms and now it grosses him out.

You don't get pinworms from spaghetti.

The only people here are me and you with your faggot attempts at samefagging. Grow up and accept you are wrong lmfao.

>Pinworms don't come from spaghetti. Little kids get pinworms because *THEY* dig in *THEIR* assholes and put *THEIR* fingers in *THEIR* mouth. You're disgusting.

You only introduced one subject. Its not our responsibility to infer that there are magically other subjects involved just because thats what is in your head and not what you fucking wrote.

Grow the fuck up and learn english you stupid cunt.

Unless there happens to be eggs in your spaghetti, of course.

>The only people here are me and you with your faggot attempts at samefagging.

Someone doesn't know what the little numbers in the bottom right hand corner mean. There's 13 of us here, little guy.

Honestly, it's waaay past your bedtime.

You sir are a disgusting individual

you boil them!!! i already said it!

But maybe it gets made by someone at a restaurant who has pinworms.

I'd warn people never to get the spaghetti at Olive Garden, but no one sane goes there anyway.

i've literally never been inside one. i don't have any friends so it's never come up as a conflict of interest