Created a thread on Sup Forums earlier this morning

>created a thread on Sup Forums earlier this morning
>asked for advice on how to catch my girlfriend cheating on me with our roommate
>pic related
>everyone was suggesting I use a go-pro, which I don't have and couldn't afford
>decided to lie to her about having to work tonight so that I could sneak into the house through our bedroom window and hide under the bed
>I'm under the bed now
>I've been laying here since 4pm
>literally nothing happened for hours
>girlfriend watched television in the living room, roommate practiced guitar in his bedroom
>bored out of my mind, fell asleep
>awoken by the sound of the bed shaking a few minutes ago
>took me a few seconds to realize what was going on
>I've caught her. They are fucking on my bed right now.
>I have a lump in my throat. My suspicions have been confirmed.
>my girlfriend and my roommate have been fucking behind my back and I just caught them red handed
>they don't know I'm under the bed

What do?

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Bust them! don't be a pussy

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film it, post

join in! its not gay in a three way then leave her ass with all of this spaghetti

Put phone on record, try to sneak out from under bed and film it.

Sorry about your slutty girl.

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photos of underside of bed or gtfo

Curious if this'll go anywhere

I've been recording audio. How can I post it in this thread?

This.

Dude you look super desperate because you layed under the bed the whole day.
Record it then confront her tomorrow and record that too.

This

they arent fucking behind your back, but on your fucking face and you do nothing?

whooops

1 year from now you are going to regret being a cuck

jump out from under the bed and ask them if they really expect us to believe your bullshit thread

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Post her tits.

I did that once man. Exactly the same story. Except I was in the walk-in closet, the door had wooden slats and I saw everything.
I just stayed put until they finished. I felt numb.
Finally about 5 minutes after the deed, I was overcome with rage, shot out of the closet and lost my shit.
Kicked them both out, it was my house.
They moved in together in some crappy studio, didn't last more than a week.
Fuck em man.
You're better off without her. You can get a new roommate.

is this your girl in pic?

Just gonna say it even though everyone else has already: video and jump out

That's kinda why I haven't come out from under the bed yet. I'm sorta embarrassed that I've been hiding under the bed this whole time.

I feel like a creep right now.

Yep

Wait till they finish then try and scare the living shit out of them

Vacaroo

Cut them up and eat them.

yeah, that's her. I was in the earlier thread and I recognize her. She's a fucking dime.
I was hopping Op would come back and give us details about what happened and it seems like he is going to deliver.

Yeah, you should just give them their privacy.

This man..

ditch the cunt and be better off without.

Kek

What happens when you need to piss?

You'd be right in feeling like a creep if nothing happened.

But your suspicion was justified, so don't be a pussy about it.

wait till they finish, get as much audio proof as you need. when they leave the room, get out from under the bed and sit on the bed. wait until he or she comes back in

I think his gf is going to deliver and he will raise it like his own.

This

give them their privacy... their fucking heads would have a .45 slug in them!

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I don't know what this sounds like. I can't listen to it without revealing my location.

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So she is fucking the guy op?

If it was a camera recording it it's less creepy, just set your phone to record and wait out a good amount then stop recording.
I agree with sneaking out but it's gonna be fucking hard mate. Make sure your phone is on silent too

Just crawl out and say "don't mind me"

reach your hand up and touch his dick soaking wet with your gf's cum on it, then yell bazinga!

You poor bastard. I hope they get what they deserve.

Get hard drugs and frame your gf/roomate. Bonus if you leave drugs in their car. Ruin their lives.

LOL
>88

Any pics of her sucking dick?

kick their asses.

record it all.
When she falls asleep, sneak out and confront her the next day saying you left your device to record.
You will seem less insane, and have the proof!
Sorry about your failed relationship.

I would jump out and beat the piss out of him and kick her naked ass out of your place

Holy shit he is putting in work.. I know this isn't much help man but yeah.. don't do anything to "get even" just know you where right, end it and move on!

>vocaroo.com/i/s1gy27fE4lXb
sounds like you're recording porn you fucking lying faggot

Is that an ak47?

winner

Sauce please?

Also cut them up and feed them to pigs

wtf

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whats happening now my nigga?
bust them in the act dont be a cuck and wait for those fucking cunts to finish

Step 1. Dress in fancy red suit
Step 2. Spring from cover
Step 3. Shout "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Step 4. Burn the heathens.
Step 5. ???
Step 6. Profit

Oh, I'm going to break up with her. I'm going to record it too.

Trips decides how I do it.

Thing is, they won't. Best thing OP can do is get out before he loses his mind over some bitch who obviously isn't worth it.

I feel for OP having to be right there for the whole ordeal, though. Stay strong, good sir.

Either they fuck like porn stars or you're full of shit

Exactly this, revenge might feel great but it's not worth it.

no dude just fucking bust out of the bed and yell at them
youre not the creep, hes the creep for taking your girl
fuck them up

>Sauce please?

That's my soon to be ex-girlfriend.

Shut up virgin

post a picture for proof you faggot

tell her you never loved her and want to find true love with another.

trippsss

Same thing I thought.

This is a recording of pron

Jump out from under the bed and put your dick in his ass

Post her face then

What the Fuck is wrong with you. Confront them immediately

Sounds like his dick slamming into her as she orgasms.

Of course, you wouldn't know what that ever sounded like, huh?

>rolls for trips
>gets dubs

Force her to get a matching tattoo and then don't have yours

at least post the whole set before you make more of an ass of yourself larping

Yeah, you're right. Best revenge is success, man. Show em what's up somewhere down the line, and keep your head high. It'll pass in time.

Make sure you're about to cum And nut inside his ass

Them 6's

its already been posted... you arent reading if you havent seen the link

Fuck roommate in the ass to establish dominance.

I kinda think interrupting them you know making it very embarrassing for them would add some sting.. im sure word will go around that you hid under the bed but she is a whore so..

Also missing bed noises

trying for this again. it's the most reasonable answer

trio integers attain

Holy shit this girl is getting fucked so hard this can't be real...right OP...? I'm so sorry, but damn man at least you got to tap that

op post more pics shes so hot

Holy shit, nice OP, best bait I've seen in fucking ages.

Roll for right now.

Get hard lube your dick with spit and fuck him in the ass.

Assert your dominance and piss when he freaks out

it's not real you virgin faggot

How? What should I say?

OP you had reasonable evidence that she was sleeping with your roommate
SO RISE UP FROM UNDER THE BED WITH VENGEANCE OF FURY!!!!!

all virgins agree!!!

If this is real then just wait it out, leave when you can and go somewhere for the night, she'll ask why you didn't come home and you can make up an excuse like you came back because you forgot your wallet or something, heard them and left

Dude you should jack off and as soon as your gonna cum, do it all over the both of them.
Or get out from under the bed and piss on them.

You fucking pussy, laying there while some guy is plowing your gf

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OP what the fuck. get naked get out from under the bed and beat the shit out of both of them.

jump out from under bed and say "mind if I join in?"
then fuck roommate instead of gf whilst looking her dead in the eyes

Your entire story is fake. If you were actually in this situation you would be too overcome with rage or sadness to be writing all this. Most people would just oj it or run away after yelling. /thread

POST A PIC FROM UNDER THE BED

Lift the bed and slide it out of the room slowly.

do you have a place you can stay at or can you handle all the bills in the house by yourself? if you have a place to go. break it off grab your shit and go. if you can handle the bills kick them out, like throw their shit out of the house and enjoy being free.

Silly faggot, you don't have a gf

start making "ooooo, ooOOOO" noises pretending to be a ghost. when they get scared, burst out from under the bed, claiming you've slain the ghost. Your gf will immediately return to you, amazed by your non beta courage. then you take your dick and pound the guy into submission