Would you let them in your house?

Would you let them in your house?

I'd enter their houses if you catch my meaning

No, I'd call them a cab, and let them sit on the porch.

Do they have pizza?

free pizza

>letting random people in your house

That's just asking for trouble.

yes

and they wouldn't be leaving.

But theyre freakin hawt!

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giv em a bit of the old in n' out ay?

CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES

A couple of years ago, there was a giant hailstorm and this (not memeing) 8.5/10 teen girl rang my doorbell to get out of the weather.

I was 31 at the time.

I took her sweater and her socks and put them in my dryer. My wife and daughter weren't home.

Then she mentioned that she only lived a few blocks away so we grabbed her wet clothes and I drove her home.

She called called her BF whose house she was trying to walk to before the weather got bad.

>No I'm at some guy's house, he's gonna drive me home
>I dunno, like 30?
>No, he has a wife and a kid
>No it's fine!

WhatDidIDoWrong.jpg

i'd "fuck" them if you know what im saying

That movie is moral shit

jealous insecure bf, you didn't do anything wrong

fuck yeah.

a threesome with those two? i would just kill myself immediately afterwards so i could skip all their bullshit and i would die happy and fulfilled.

I really meant

WhatDidIMissOutOn.docx

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since im into femdom yes i would even if i knew what would happen

Brad Pitt aged like shit god damn.

raping her and a 50% chance of jail time?

I already have pizza in the fridge

Sex with a teenager

? He looks better than ever in that pic

you would what?

what is this guy talking about

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You didn't beat the shit out of her faggot boyfriend to establish dominance, that's what you did wrong.

fuck off you aging normie

>not accidentally losing her socks and saving them to later masturbate to while taping them to your face

>30's
>on Sup Forums
>normie
I know you are, but what am I?

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Mother doesn't let me have company after 5pm

I recognize a trap when I see one.

Is that when she gives you your nightly tuggie?

haha, c'mon man.
that's guillermo del toro, the guy that made that david bowie movie

I would give them a bowl of eggs.

they were probably going to torture and mutilate you if you were a chick

what's wrong with traps you faggot

I would tell them to go across the street to the nice chinese family, I dont like uninvited guests

Yes. They'd be the middle and end pieces.

but he washed them

Give the blonde one a orgasm while depriving her friend of one

Post the webm of them.
We all know the one.

I could go for some pizza

>WhatDidIDoWrong.jpg
you didn't fuck her and knock out her faggot bf desu

he just dried them, locking in the odors nicely

>tfw I gave a random 9/10 blonde hippie I found on the road a ride once
Tbqh I was probably more scared than her than she was of me, I was thinking with my dick when I gave her a ride but I thought she would stab me or lead me to a trap for negroes to rob and kill me or something, thank god she didn't, she really just needed a ride.