Ask a wise user anything

>Ask a wise user anything

>advice?
>girls?
>addiction?
>depression?

I've been through it.

Query me your troubles and I will guide you.

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My girlfriend of neatly one year left me. We had plans of marriage and kids. Her mother loved me like a son and her sisters loved me like a bro.
I hate myself and want to die.

I want to indulge in my hobby (making fun of stupid people on the Internet by making funny youtube videos) but I have no motivation to do anything other eat, sleep, work, and fuck my girlfriend. what do

I was engaged to be married once. I've had over 20 girlfriends.

Sometimes it just doesn't work, the best thing you can do is move on with your own life and improve it.

No amount of discussion or pleading will work. If she left there's a reason, one she may not tell you.

But it doesn't mean you're not good enough, you are. She just isn't the one or ready.

Move on with your life. If there's anything there she will come back once she sees you're capable of being independent.

Life goes on, it doesn't feel like it now, but it will. Trust me bud I've had multiple relationships that lasted over 4 years and still didn't work out. And now that I'm older, I can see why and I am thankful

The good news is you're still productive outside of your YouTube dreams.

My advice would be don't focus on quantity, focus on quality.

Just fuck with the YouTube people when you're in a certain sexy mood or when you have a real good burn

Student in MD school. Dunno how to cook. 6ft1" Fucking hungry everyday. Any advice to learn how to cook?

Cooking is mostly experience. If you have a good sense of taste you'll be able to know what your dishes need in terms of sauces or spices.

Otherwise, if you truly don't know how to cook at all I would suggest YouTube. Just search how to make a certain meal and follow the instructions.

Cooking well comes from experience. No one is born a master chef

Also if you're feeling hungry often I would suggest more protein in your diet.

Protein will help you feel full longer

3 best ways to save money.

Make a Budget. Decide how much you need for bills and your life, and put the rest into savings.

Identify your frivolous spending and curtail it.

Cook meals instead of eating fast food daily.

Best way to have a wank.

Best way to ask for nudes?

Don't wank daily. Wank 3 times per week and when you do wank, edge yourself.

Get close to cumming then switch to a new porn video. Do this a few times until you're really ready to shoot.

Then blow a giant wad

Depends on the situation. But start With flattery.

Don't go overboard. Just say things like you're so fucking sexy

Omg your body is amazing

I love your body.

Don't ask straight up, lead them into showing more for more attention/flattery

You already talked about the relationship part and I feel way better now, had almost the same exact situation as the other guy. Thank you OP

Glad I could help you brother.

It all gets better. Though it's cliche, time is the best medicine.

Yes it fucking sucks, yes you'll cry, yes you'll feel sick to your stomach.

But it will pass.

Instead of focusing on the past, look to the future. Get excited about meeting someone new. Get excited to have that new love feeling once again.

Kinda like these half decent girl at work. Shes cool and I like hanging out with her and could have her if I reached out and seized the opportunity. But I'm afraid of what other people will think "Wtf hes with her?" What do

The best lesson you can learn now is FUCK wat other people think.

You are responsible for your own happiness, no one else.

Everything is tied to your action or your inaction. Take a chance. We live once.

Your coworkers or friends don't decide your happiness.

At the end of the day when you're laying in bed, the only thing that matters is how YOU feel.

Fuck their opinions. Live your life for you. It's your life, not theirs.

My parents will kick me out of the house by this September if I'm not working full time or in school.

Problem being that I need grade 11/12 physics to apply to the program (which I'm working on ATM online but won't finish by September due to timeline) and I look every day for a full time job and have no luck. Currently working 10 hours a week at Subway and have been asking my boss for more hours and he won't give them.


What do I do?

Well sounds like your parents are pretty strict. You're in school and working, so that's very commendable in itself.

But, if your parents are not going to budge I would suggest leaving Subway.

There's a ton of jobs out there, you can easily find something with more hours.

I would suggest a Call Center. It's a pretty boring job, but you'll get hours and you get to sit at a desk all day.

Also, call center jobs usually pay over $10 an hour.

Just search "customer service" at job sites.

Otherwise, the most important thing you can do truly is focus on your education. Focus on college. Try to find grants and shit to cover the tuition.

DO NOT give up on your aspirations for higher learning or a degree just because your parents want you to work.

Go on welfare if you have to, just go to college and get an education.

Jobs like subway and call centers are a dime a dozen and have no future.

Thanks for the advice user. Ill check out customer service jobs on job sites. I honestly hadn't tried that term and now feel silly because I didn't think of it

I have social anxiety and my psychiatrist suggested I start out small to mingle with people to get rid of it, along with the medication.

But no matter how much I talk to people and take interest in their lives, no one takes the initiative to talk to me.

I see beta males and neck beards hanging out with hot girls, I'm not ugly per se but why can't I have that?

Is it because I'm giving out wrong vibes?

What do I do?

My english sucks (chileanfag), anyway, i've been talking with this smart, awesome looking and really nice person girl for like two years on a daily biasis. We live in the same city, but the weird thing is that we only talk using chats and we never see each other. She have like 20 chads flirting with her without any success and doesn't seems interested in anyone, in fact she has never dated another person. I'm a 5.2 manlet with tiny dick and insecure as fuck about everything about myself, what the fuck should i do to even have a chance with her?