Attention Imperial Citizens, this is a standard inspection by the local Aribites. Compliance will be rewarded. Obey all orders given.
If your post ends in:
Singles:Safe civilian
Dubs:Chaos Cultist
11,22,33,44,55 are taken away
66,77,88,99,00 are safe
Trips:Leader of Chaos Cult
Quads:Begin takeover of the hive world
Attention Imperial Citizens, this is a standard inspection by the local Aribites. Compliance will be rewarded...
Luke Wilson
Henry Lee
Roll
Anthony Allen
Nothing to see here
Jayden Young
Are you sure that you're loyal to the emperor?
David Morris
Very sure
Michael Bailey
No heretics here.
Cameron Gomez
None here
Carson James
Bring it on bub
Aaron Russell
...
Christopher Reed
Cough.
Christopher Howard
...
Luke Gray
Safe civilian in the 40k universe?
Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
Eli Harris
Heretic!
Luke Foster
post
Mason Gomez
rolling for the emperor of course
Gavin Kelly
The Emperor protects.
Adam Mitchell
Good 'ol citizen here
Leo Clark
Obviously a normal civilian here
David Martin
...
Leo Reyes
Blood for the blood God!
Charles Jones
Siiinndrrrrii!
Carter Allen
Don't mind me, just a citizen doing citizen things
Hudson Davis
We are not afraid
Bentley Ortiz
I'm definitely NOT a chaos cultist
Connor Allen
...
Luis Perry
ROLLING IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!
Liam Edwards
Hello, just a plain old citizen here
Elijah White
Roll
Matthew Cox
i'm not the droid you're looking for
Brandon Sanchez
YEEEET!
Luis Stewart
I want to die. PLz and thanks.
Jace Russell
Awaiting roll...
Gabriel Gutierrez
im really fucken confused what is this
Easton Diaz
hail, the emporer protects
Cooper Bell
HERETIC
Christopher Morris
The most epic yet shitiest universe in board games (now video games), warhammer 40k
Connor Phillips
Plot twist:
Michael Collins
DOUBLE HERETIC
Who would have thought that an Aribite was the leader of the cult?
Dominic Roberts
H-Hi sir, I'm nothing but a L-Lowly merchant trying to make a living in this great empire heheh
Nathan Powell
Rolls
Parker Allen
Just minding my own business..