REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Fuck no I wont

Where do I find you if I don't?

plz

sure

Can I have a boyfriend instead?

try my luck

...

Yeah fam just trade it in, better looking models cost extra though.

MY MOM WON'T DIE AND I WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND????
THANKS Sup Forums!!!

Ok sure

reply

dubs and you fortune gets reversed!
(Risk)

Sure why not

Will my wife find out?

Kek

Kek pls

thank youuu

I dont know why.. but i believe you.

pls

Hmm

Well fuck no, today I will be at a party with lots of crazy chicks. Don't mind a little adventure, but fucking hell, no girlfriend from that social circle, no thanks!

...

okay

guess I won't be needing this rope

Yeet

this better be for real

believe!

Sad

Pfft

Okay

As long as it's not (another) one that makes me unhappy.

Bet

Okaayyy

I already tried it

yeah good luck with that one

Girl friend Meow !

ive done this 3 times already and nothing happened. fuck you

I once replied to this thread and nothing happened. Fuck you. Its last time i reply.

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dont worry guys i got u covered now u wont be cursed :)

plz lord kek

well, allright

I wont

I mean meme magic is real...

...

please

No thank you.
How about something useful like a stapler or a cat ?

roll?

yes.

X doubt

Come on then,it sorta worked last time..

And if I need boyfriend?

I dont belive in god

this time i can feel it. fuck gretel

kek

:)

Can i have my ex from 2 years ago instead?

thx

Pls

This didn't even work last time

Might as well try

XD

beta thread

surely i wont

Yes

It'll be better than fucking my sister

Uh huh

What for?
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well 5 seconds of my time for the remote possibility that a post on the internet has the power to vaffect causality seems fine i guess

i'm gay you newt

I'm going to try just this one time.

Deadass?

I have given up hope. I will die alone and nö one will miss me.
With this conclusion I will find happiness in animus

Saved

Ur gay

Gonna need this today

i will mis u anen

nobody look atently her nose, its a god like paint


R; she got a septum

pls

I'm getting close to it :))

Check em

Bf or gf, someone to care for

pls no bamboozle

please for the love of god i dont want to be lonely anymore

fuck already have one...

Kys

Can I get my ex back now? Thanksus

Do I want the drama though?

No

Much doubt

hope so

ok

user, what's the story behind your pic?

wizard 4 life

Fuck i hope so

mmmmmmm

Moar damaged qts

Fuck it... got nothing to lose

I refuse to belive. But still...

Sure