>Jesus living and working as a carpenter in Jerusalem five years before His Crucifixion >women wearing pants >women riding horses in pants >women with their hair uncovered >non-Nazarites having long hair >Pilate being a bloodthirsty tyrant >the "star of David" being a Jewish symbol >Jerusalem having a massive circus >the circus being right beside Golgotha >Roman soldiers taking orders from an African nomad >people talking about slavery like it's a new thing that hasn't been around since the Upper Paleolithic >Nazis--oops I mean Romans using Jewish tombstones as building materials
What did they mean by this?
Lincoln White
>I just watched Ben-Hur
naw dawg, u just done goofed by watchin' asylum ben hur
Parker Baker
>asylum
Those assholes got me once.
>when does John Cusack show up in this?
Angel Barnes
Ben Hur More like Hurr Durr
Carter Evans
Good one.
Jonathan Sullivan
remember when people laughed at conspiracy theorists? Now we gave them the keys to Sup Forums. Wear your tinfoil crown proud Sup Forums.
Josiah Lopez
Most "historical" movies are just propaganda.
Levi Sanchez
was it better than exodus: gods and kings?
Gabriel Jones
Every time I see this poster I keep thinking it's Charlie from Always Sunny.
Kevin Hall
Hell no! Exodus is biblekino compared to it.
Noah Jenkins
Can someone explain to me why the fuck they made this movie?
Austin Sanchez
>women wearing pants >women riding horses in pants Are you retarded? You should do some research into the history of trousers.
Oliver Young
Drink up Juda Ben Hur
Parker Howard
I thought pants were considered a feminine thing in some ancient societies
Or maybe that was just the ancient greeks idk
Gabriel Reed
>Jesus living and working as a carpenter in Jerusalem five years before His Crucifixion Wait what? I thought he was on his political campaign for 10 years before he died And the Bible doesnt mention where Joseph goes to
Nicholas Carter
Dat scene made me very thirsty
Nicholas Wright
Jesus never went to Jerusalem until his last few days. He was literally just fucking about in rural Galilee and preaching to local fishermen
Alexander Carter
Money and creative bankruptcy.
Carson Fisher
How did he have a plastic water bottle?
Elijah Cruz
>Jesus
Wrong. Jesus was actually called Joseph. As in, his name translates to Joseph. Not to Jesus. Every time you invoke 'Jesus', you're not doing it to THE Jesus. Who's closest English name is Joseph.
Brody Bennett
>I just watched Ben-Hur.
Camden Mitchell
You truly are the king of the kings 'n shiet
Nolan Sullivan
No you're thinking of the name Joshua. It all actuality Jesus spoke Aramaic and Greek primarily (Hebrew was a temple language only) and his name was spelled lesus and pronounced "Yeezus".
Aaron Thompson
>Yeshua = Yosef
Best be baiting nigger
Brandon Jackson
ITT: things not in Ben Hur
Bentley Rodriguez
>his name was spelled lesus and pronounced "Yeezus"
MY MOMMA WAS RAISED IN THE ERA WHEN
Luke Torres
>the "star of David" being a Jewish symbol
This is actually why I skipped trough the original Ben Hurr.
I don't really care all that much for historical accuracy in movies but seeing him wearing a star of david on the cover bothered me so I skipped the movie
Jayden Martin
I meant Joshua, sorry. I'm tired.
But yeah. Joshua is the nearest English word. In South America, Jesus is pronounced Hey-Zeus.
Levi Bell
No fucking way. What other incredible and rare known facts are you going to be sharing with us today?
Lucas Nelson
>Nazis--oops I mean Romans using Jewish tombstones as building materials
Fuck, I hate anti-Romanism. It's like the old version of being anti-white.
