>don't even speak Spanish
Don't even speak Spanish
Andrew Ward
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Carson Parker
>tfw language education in school was beyond shit
Colton Diaz
foda-se para o caralho
e que vamos a fazer com isso?
Asher Wood
Y-you two amigo?
Robert Collins
yo no mamón pero hablo todas las lenguas del mundo excepto por el Francés.
Noah James
What was wrong with it
Alexander Cox
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James Long
>speak fluid Spanish and English
>understand written Portuguese and can make simple phrasess
Jeremiah Bailey
>Fluid
Did you mean like water or did you mean "fluent"
Gabriel Hill
Espanhol de cu é rola.
Charles Bennett
empy yo mind... be formless.... be water my friend
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Adrian Ross
Regresate a Marruecos y no te robes la seguridad social hasta que nosotros nos la robemos primero!
Nathaniel Hall
He just has a terrible lisp, so he spits all over when he talks.
Levi Gonzalez
>chicano
>only speak conversational spanish
Leo Taylor
I can understand it, but can't speak for shit, the best I can do is some portuñol
Daniel King
>tfw no soy líquido en español
Nicholas Clark
>líquido
kek
Joseph Morales
>Estoy estudiando español
>Mexicanos me rien si les hablo en español
I like it when Mexican girls giggle when I speak to them in Spanish, though.
Angel Richardson
>no puede conversar en ingles como el resto del mundo
Hazlo Juan para que se junte con el primero mundo
Asher Garcia
>Mexicanos me rien si les hablo en español
It's beause they are insecure CHIs that barely have a grasp onn the language themselves.
Elijah Martin
>Is toy, istudiandou il ispanol
>Mexicanous mi ryan see los hablou en espanoul
stop with the gringo accent, everybody notices it, anglos do it with every bloody language
Liam Bailey
>tfw my mom is from mexico and i dont speak any spanish
lmao
Robert Sanchez
post vocaroo
Jayden Harris
Suena gracioso y es parte de la cultura burlarte de los que son diferentes.
Debe estar o estuvo en la constitución...
Hudson Russell
Disgusting language.
I understand everything in Spanish, but don't know speaking or writing in it, and don't want: Spanish is fucking ugly and useless (at least for me).
Carson Ramirez
>es parte de la cultura burlarte de los que son diferentes
Racista. Trump tiene la razón. Sois malos hombres.
Brandon Jones
Just mumble your words and say you're Chilean.
Literally no one will question you.
Jacob Walker
>sois
i bet you're the chicano that posts his face claiming he is spanish
Samuel Robinson
El barbón gordo verdad?
Nolan Clark
>gordo
not by american standards
Joshua Sanders
It sounds like Portuguese with all the sounds locked behind a paywall, so they just make do and approximate.
Pic related.
Thomas Wood
cedilla is DLC
we just use "-ción" instead of "ção"
we have a rule were before "e" and "i" there cant be a Z, and we put a C instead "nazer - nacer"
and a lot of words that were written with V in medieval text ended up with B in spanish "cavalleria". its assumed that V and B were pronounced differently in medieval times, and spanish always wanted to regulate that everything must be typed the way its spoken without room for misinterpretation, something that english and french could use.
Oliver Morgan
That's just writing conventions. I meant speaking.
You only have 5 vowel sounds, where we have 9 + some variants + nasals.
Carson Baker
Nasal vowels arent a good idea imo. If you are not used to them producing them seems kind of ridiculous. Joao is the weirdest rendition of Ioannes.
and Portugues has eliminated that Latin consonant clusters that are still common in Spanish.
Setembro for Spanish Septiembre, Outubro for Octubre, imovel for inmueble etc.
When Argentines go on vacations to Brazil and read the signs on the street it also looks simplified to us.
What I like about Portuguese a lot is all the contractions you use.
Ayden Cruz
You're right about the months in particular, but we still kept a few more of those clusters up here in Portugal than in Brazil - facto (fact) instead of fato is the common one.
Julian Smith
He olvidado espanol, perdon senor.
Por favor castigame
Hudson Stewart
Por favor! Gracias senorita..
Lucas Morgan
Hola muchaco!
Puta madre, maldita.
Angel Williams
>speaking anything but american
Alexander Davis
Proklejt Jenki misl de je pamtn, ku prau, ameriški namejst anglejški. Zdej pa mudel misl de lahku z Google prevajlcm akul lejta pa serje drugm pu glau. Nu, veljik srječe z dalenjskim narejčjem, bajs amerišk.
Carter Morales
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Angel Martin
>american """"banter""""
haha taco burrito hamburguesa
Julian Collins
SOY EL FUEGO QUE ARRRRDE TU PIEL
SOY EL AGUA QUE MATA TU SED
Aiden Gray
>hurr durr, le counting written portuguese meme as a spanish speaker
Of course you understand it, shithead, but you clearly can't communicate in it
Jaxson Hall
Feuer und Wasser kommt nicht zusammen
Colton Smith
*te castiga*
Jace Perez
Please thanks lady
Asher Long
Kekekek
Carter Bailey
>le meme lisp