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runt life

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ah yes, communism has killed millions
tell me again about how much peace capitalism and christianity have brought the world?

My heart!

you are the reddit

YORKSHIRE

it's like game of thrones here
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the so called gf

fuck off

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could beat her to a pulp in a fight no prob

Gays are 60 times more likely to have HIV than straights and despite being 1% of the population, are responsible for more than 30% of all child molestation.

Gays are a disease and like all disease, they should be eradicated.

what should I get from the Chinese lads

sometimes
not often eno-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-gh

sargon is such a sensitive twat
someone mentions him on twitter and he makes a massive sperg video on youtube to defend himself

thinner skin than trump

could cave her skull in with a single right elbow

what are the best NB shoes?

You know what they say about homophobes...

anyone else think they could rattle a lion?

I'd just grab it by the tail and wallop it against the wall

shant be taking rasheed bait

Feelin a bit sad x

facebook "friend" shared a link to a feminist article that says all men are bad at apologising because spicer and the united ceo are

Hate myself
Hate my family
Hate my 'friends'
Hate my colleagues
and I HATE /brit/

Tej is Ethiopia's meme in this game.

A frustrating country to play, but one thing sank into my head all those replays; the rulers of Ethiopia really love their honey-wine.

They hate gays?

what about sandwiches lad, do you hate them too

Capitalism has brought peace to the world thanks to trade now being cheaper and easier means of growth whilst capitalist thinking means people are now longer will to fight purely for ideology.

>leafs

could absolutely heem a camel

got a source on that 30% stat? the fact you say child molestation makes me think you're parroting yank memes

When was the last time you had egg and soldiers?

got called intolerant in the tesco petrol station

why are you saying this horrible stuff

ye, an' it's a complete load of psycho–babbling bullshite which has no basis of proof.

>gays are so utterly fucking repulsive and evil that merely quoting official statistics about them is considered "bait"
wew

Would like some source on that molestation stat

Only because i've said the same anecdotally for ages without any factual backup

*rubs your belly and looks deeply into your eyes*
what's wrong sweaty?

Mention my name in your tweets
oi rudeboi shut up

why would you wanna heem your mum

WAHEY

your mum made it for me after i had sex with her

it was very nice

back from the paki shop
>700ml of E&J brandy
>1.75L of vanilla coke
>20 benson silver

WHAT SHOULD I GET FROM THE FUCKING CHINESE

Spotted the poof

Beans on toast w/ mature cheddar for my Easter Sunday dinner

J U S T

spent too much £££ this weekend.

Probably 14 years ago, that my mum made

Not much of an egg man :)

>An artist
He got raided by the police because he incites violence in his songs. Still boasts about it though.

just thought in my head "wonder what would happen if her and I got into a fight?" and the answer came to me immediately: she'd be eating pavement in under a second in a no-holds fight against me

don't test me

love a cheeky bit of camel toe me
kind of cute

fucking chinese food desu

chinese curry

Jesus christ how do this libshits not realise trump is baiting them on twatter

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rice

bit o the ol 'nxiety

went to the local shelter to adopt a dog

took the dog to the local park and let it off the lead then went home

wonder how hes doing now

rude

chinese! get it quick!!

absolutely despise drunk drivers
which means i secretly love them

fortnight ago

a gf

You're right. It's actually higher than 30% because of the sheer number of those gay child molestations that go unreported by the children who are ashamed to have been molested, thinking they'll be attacked for being a faggot too.

Thx x

just found out im gay lads

added the latest tripcunt to my growing filter list

I'm here for my horny pissing session

PRAWN TOAST

not actually a fan of stormzy in any way but christ at least he's not that newfag trip

could absolutely SHAG a camel

probably back at the shelter

nigga that's not a source

did a cheeky drunk drive on Friday night haha

>faggot
fuck off yank

FFS

If you love them, let them go

sixth time this week

> paki shop
> liquor
I've met Muslims who refuse to serve pork, much less stock and sell 40% spirit alcohol.

Fökin' nooies
I found 'em
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adopted a cat and made it into stew. bretty good with rosemary

usually the turks who stock the alcy

don't know why but saying sweaty instead of sweetie always has me giggling like an idiot

literally did a big guffaw into my mug of tomato juice and splattered some on my cardigan

medal's in the post

get egg foo young and some sweet and sour chicken

Pick a country. Check its stats. It's the same everywhere you look.

>about 95% of child molestation is performed by men
>30% of victims are male

See above.

Nice deflection, nonce.

no one cares about your worthless anecdotes

Alri Borat

absolute state of your shithole
wrong

>Leaf stealing another bit of /brit/ banter

just like when you stole 'wind your neck in'

you don't sound brave, you don't sound hard, you certainly don't sound funny so fuck off

applied to tescos and got rejected for some paki runt

went back a few days later and plastered their toilet walls with my shit

hope they like that one

dunno why people get legit triggered by batshit feminazis and the loopy things they do/say. I honestly find them hilarious

I had a gf once
Could probably do with another

Why are Hard-fi so good lads?

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>cardigan

right

dont care

Why was kev travelling back and forth to Dublin six times in one week the utter weapon?

*gnaws at the lock on the cage door and it begins to rattle*
gromph.. nom.. grrrrr grrrrrrr
*pushes at it with a dirty paw and it creaks and groans but doesn't quite break*
grrrrr... grrrr....
*the shed door opens and I burrow quickly into the rotting straw*

To see his dad in hospital

t. someone who asked this exact question last week

>British """"civilisation""""

Hong Kong