waiting in line at greggs edition
/brit/
runt life
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ah yes, communism has killed millions
tell me again about how much peace capitalism and christianity have brought the world?
My heart!
you are the reddit
YORKSHIRE
it's like game of thrones here
youtube.com
the so called gf
fuck off
could beat her to a pulp in a fight no prob
Gays are 60 times more likely to have HIV than straights and despite being 1% of the population, are responsible for more than 30% of all child molestation.
Gays are a disease and like all disease, they should be eradicated.
what should I get from the Chinese lads
sometimes
not often eno-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-gh
sargon is such a sensitive twat
someone mentions him on twitter and he makes a massive sperg video on youtube to defend himself
thinner skin than trump
could cave her skull in with a single right elbow
what are the best NB shoes?
You know what they say about homophobes...
anyone else think they could rattle a lion?
I'd just grab it by the tail and wallop it against the wall
shant be taking rasheed bait
Feelin a bit sad x
facebook "friend" shared a link to a feminist article that says all men are bad at apologising because spicer and the united ceo are
Hate myself
Hate my family
Hate my 'friends'
Hate my colleagues
and I HATE /brit/
Tej is Ethiopia's meme in this game.
A frustrating country to play, but one thing sank into my head all those replays; the rulers of Ethiopia really love their honey-wine.
They hate gays?
what about sandwiches lad, do you hate them too
Capitalism has brought peace to the world thanks to trade now being cheaper and easier means of growth whilst capitalist thinking means people are now longer will to fight purely for ideology.
>leafs
could absolutely heem a camel
got a source on that 30% stat? the fact you say child molestation makes me think you're parroting yank memes
When was the last time you had egg and soldiers?
got called intolerant in the tesco petrol station
why are you saying this horrible stuff
ye, an' it's a complete load of psycho–babbling bullshite which has no basis of proof.
>gays are so utterly fucking repulsive and evil that merely quoting official statistics about them is considered "bait"
wew
Would like some source on that molestation stat
Only because i've said the same anecdotally for ages without any factual backup
*rubs your belly and looks deeply into your eyes*
what's wrong sweaty?
Mention my name in your tweets
oi rudeboi shut up
why would you wanna heem your mum
WAHEY
your mum made it for me after i had sex with her
it was very nice
back from the paki shop
>700ml of E&J brandy
>1.75L of vanilla coke
>20 benson silver
WHAT SHOULD I GET FROM THE FUCKING CHINESE
Spotted the poof
Beans on toast w/ mature cheddar for my Easter Sunday dinner
J U S T
spent too much £££ this weekend.
Probably 14 years ago, that my mum made
Not much of an egg man :)
>An artist
He got raided by the police because he incites violence in his songs. Still boasts about it though.
just thought in my head "wonder what would happen if her and I got into a fight?" and the answer came to me immediately: she'd be eating pavement in under a second in a no-holds fight against me
don't test me
love a cheeky bit of camel toe me
kind of cute
fucking chinese food desu
chinese curry
Jesus christ how do this libshits not realise trump is baiting them on twatter
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rice
bit o the ol 'nxiety
went to the local shelter to adopt a dog
took the dog to the local park and let it off the lead then went home
wonder how hes doing now
rude
chinese! get it quick!!
absolutely despise drunk drivers
which means i secretly love them
fortnight ago
a gf
You're right. It's actually higher than 30% because of the sheer number of those gay child molestations that go unreported by the children who are ashamed to have been molested, thinking they'll be attacked for being a faggot too.
Thx x
just found out im gay lads
added the latest tripcunt to my growing filter list
I'm here for my horny pissing session
PRAWN TOAST
not actually a fan of stormzy in any way but christ at least he's not that newfag trip
could absolutely SHAG a camel
probably back at the shelter
nigga that's not a source
did a cheeky drunk drive on Friday night haha
>faggot
fuck off yank
FFS
If you love them, let them go
sixth time this week
> paki shop
> liquor
I've met Muslims who refuse to serve pork, much less stock and sell 40% spirit alcohol.
adopted a cat and made it into stew. bretty good with rosemary
usually the turks who stock the alcy
don't know why but saying sweaty instead of sweetie always has me giggling like an idiot
literally did a big guffaw into my mug of tomato juice and splattered some on my cardigan
medal's in the post
get egg foo young and some sweet and sour chicken
Pick a country. Check its stats. It's the same everywhere you look.
>about 95% of child molestation is performed by men
>30% of victims are male
See above.
Nice deflection, nonce.
no one cares about your worthless anecdotes
Alri Borat
absolute state of your shithole
wrong
>Leaf stealing another bit of /brit/ banter
just like when you stole 'wind your neck in'
you don't sound brave, you don't sound hard, you certainly don't sound funny so fuck off
applied to tescos and got rejected for some paki runt
went back a few days later and plastered their toilet walls with my shit
hope they like that one
dunno why people get legit triggered by batshit feminazis and the loopy things they do/say. I honestly find them hilarious
I had a gf once
Could probably do with another
Why are Hard-fi so good lads?
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>cardigan
right
dont care
Why was kev travelling back and forth to Dublin six times in one week the utter weapon?
*gnaws at the lock on the cage door and it begins to rattle*
gromph.. nom.. grrrrr grrrrrrr
*pushes at it with a dirty paw and it creaks and groans but doesn't quite break*
grrrrr... grrrr....
*the shed door opens and I burrow quickly into the rotting straw*
To see his dad in hospital
t. someone who asked this exact question last week
>British """"civilisation""""
Hong Kong