ITT: We all move in together

ITT: We all move in together

Right, these towels are mine. No one use my towels.

Why are you eating your own cum?

Fuckin faggot?

we ran out of towels 2 weeks ago i've been using cumrags

I'll cover the cooking

Mines the penthouse. Stay downstairs faggots

whats for dinner?

Who ate my tendies!?!

How many good boy points do I get for taking out the trash?

wait i see what you did there, it is a one plane apparment after all

*plays acoustic guitar in corner of the living room*

who wants da butthurt

Shut up hippie, get a job

GTFO CUNT

*join in and sings wonderwall*

Not sure yet, what's in the fridge?

Can one of you faggots watch me jerk off? I can't cum if noones watching.

Chad here , where do I put my weights , protein powder, crate of bananas and live chickens that I strangle,kill and cook each night for fresh gains.

No one go in the garage im killing myself, btw my will is "the first person to get a gf will get my cocaine storage and exactly 3.56 yards of fertile soil in southern switzerland"

*sends faggots to gulag*

What fridge?

How the fuck did we run out of fucking towels?

I am blind but i can start feeling your forehead if i really have to

crack,speed and weed

We put alot of ice in the car trunk, kinda like a fridge i guess, as for the chickens, put them in the cupboard theres termite holes in it so they can breathe

Shitter's clogged.

i cam on all of them

sniffs intensively powwder

Guys where can I put this photo of my Nana. I love her lots .

WHO DA FUCK DID THIS

Dammit Bill.

in the dungeon next to he decomposing corpse

Who left this body here in the bathroom?

Stalin hitler is on the phone he says its time to kill the polish, he's also saying you should kill the jews in the bolshevik party as part of your purge

shhhhhhhhh

You bois don't mind if I walk around in sweat pants and my fat dick with no briefs under. Sometimes you just got to let the boys breath, ya feel me

Some porto rican guy came and took his liver. Idk where he is tbh.

zay are en ze route

GOD DAMMIT PABLO

Become a trap and we have a deal

I got this, gonna make some sausig

ANNOUNCEMENT

If you're jewish get out

The gestapo are coming and i dont want to be auchvitzed

Thank you

Come to my room for a bit of this

anyone willing to let a civilized negro move in?

ok faggots which of you are going to fuck my faggot ass first huh ? no jews though

My cum smells funny

>sausig
hahaha
you cant even say sausege properly. btw spare a dime?

Can you guys keep it down, I'm trying to talk to my mom.
*yeah mom.....it's been great ....lots of cool guys here...how's dad?....haha oh he's fishing again...*

whose is this

I have two jobs I'll have you know ~

What makes you thing I want to go? ~

Thank you user for your time ~

Do it after my song that rhymes ~

Tell your mum im gonna pick my 'pearl necklace' up later

Guys, where do the swastika flags go?

LAN Party faggots

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EVERYWHERE

what we playing faggit?

who bought all this

shut up faggot

>I have two jobs I'll have you know

Yeah, but sucking dicks and taking it up the ass are not much of a career

Guys, group pic!

my bad g, i forgot you was a vegan trap faggot

We need some QT3.14 trapu's so this isn't a gay sausage fest

Here's your controller bro

just gonna leave this flag here, no one move it

but ZAY ARE EVERYWERER

mfw the Nazi flag becomes a symbol of resistance against oppression and covert tyranny.
mfw Nazi's begin to be revered as saints
mfw people start saying they were just beating us all to the punch-line in WW2

Dude, another one? The walls are covered already

>doorbell ringing

We're getting v& this is it!

*decorates the living room and hallways with HUGE Lulu posters*


Check it out guys, I found these laying around! She's BEST girl

if any one wants some MANPADs hit me up.
DO NOT open my door, however.

WHO DAT

You better take that shit down and put the swastikas back user you flaming faggot

HEAR HEAR

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why not both?

well hello sir, its the gestapo. may i come in to ask some questions?

of couse sir, jews are kept just down the hall and to the right

yes come inside please, are you here for goldberg? Hes in his room doing his finances like usual

We need more flags.

Captcha: Frei calle

you may and take this faggot with you

im bringing my pet in for the night, dont drop your wallets

Guten Abend Offizier. Bitte komm herein.

Agreed

Gotcha

SLAM THE BANHAMMER ON THIS JEWCUNT

Don't mind if I do.

Don't you fucking normies dare come near my pillow fort

dont you xeno scum come near MY pillow fort

i take this scum with me, guten abend meine herren. der führer dankt für ihre kooperation. HEIL HITLER

keep the car OFF my lawn

Danke schoen mein bruder

>Showing face
>Only needs her beloved flag
>Beatiful, well-kept hair
>Flag silky and yet crisp

>Coward hiding face
>Wrinkled flag
>Ashamed of body
>Dirty hippie rat nest hair

I think we can see which one belongs here.

the second one

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so on a scale of one to mick jager, how much coke can you lads snort?

Zwei weitere für dich Offizier.

I'm gonna pull a Chris Farley, line it up mah nigga.

lindsey lohan