Grandpa just died
What do?
Grandpa just died
Jerk him before riggermortis kicks in
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."
Tell your family you are now channeling your grandfather, darkening an already sad occasion with the spectre of a budding insanity.
His troubles are over, try not to envy him too much
Fuck him if the corpse is still warm.
If not, lube up a curling iron and warm him up. If you smell roast beef and wool socks, you left it too long.
hit on grandma
how'd you off him?
plz, fuck him. Do it 4 us
Dubs and you have to put his ashes in your bum bum.