Girlfriend has become distant. I'd like to get her back so I figured I'd let Sup Forums decide what to say. 3 decides

Girlfriend has become distant. I'd like to get her back so I figured I'd let Sup Forums decide what to say. 3 decides

Don't bother she's already fucking Tyrone and Chad.

Becky wants to come over tonight

Send me tits bb

Woman are fairly stupid. They move on from you, totally don't give a shit about you anymore, but the second it seems like you don't give a shit about them and you're already fucking some other girl, they change their tune and start caring...if you come off as a whiny insecure, beta, it'll confirm to her that she should dump your ass

i masturbated while thinking about you sweetbread

fuck you, fucking cunt

Bump

I said "I thought you died" you fucking illeterate nigger

was my benis in your butt a bad bing?

"I like lil girls"

I've decided I like dick in my ass now

Do I have to go back to raping underage girls?

just rape her

Send this

Dude, she's not coming back. Distant = done with you. If she's not acting interested in your relationship, she's not.

Sent, waiting for reply

was my benis in your butt a bad bing?

There may be many earths but there is only one earthshaker

Got any nudes of your mom. That bitch has a rocking rack

winrar

Hey babe I was wondering if you could let me fuck your feet

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE?

roll

She's too busy blowing tyrone to respond

truth

can my dad come next time tho?

can i fist your asshole till you bleed?
then send
oops sorry that was to my mom

I saw this girl at the store earlier with the hottest ass. I tried to sneak pics so I could jerk off to it but there were too many people around. Sucked.

OP is probably groveling right now

Sorry Sup Forumsuddies, she's not replying. Think of something fucked up I can send her to get her to reply