Hiring a hooker for next Friday

Hiring a hooker for next Friday.

Here's the conversation so far...want more? Or want me to ask anything?

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Can she shit in your mouth? Ask her to describe it

This is after...want to see the earlier convo?

I like how ignoring her is on the nope list lol

She said pee and scat is ok.

I actually want to hire this slut. 18 years old.

Do nothing too bad. I am 36 by the way.

Posts ending 44 I promise to text and ask.

Haha I know.

I don't even know how the fuck that would work.

Fuck her and ignore her while fucking her?

I need to know if she swallows and lets me cum on her face. Then job done I am sold.

Post her image user

Give me a minute

And checked by op.

Looking for 44 though kid: so close

>okay with scat/piss
>not okay with kissing
You can do better, user

how is she a hooker if she doesn't do sex...or am I reading this wrong.

Here's one

How did you find her?

SEX is literally not okay why the fuck do you bother with her??

I didn't even fucking realise that man.

I have asked on Your behalf thank you user.

Forgot the screenshot

Adultwork. Where are you user?

U.K. I can hook you up big time

What about milf Jane??

With no feedback. Do I text her now?

Ya I was gunna say lol

Would you still hire if you don't get to fuck?
I wonder if she's saying that to stay whatever hookers think is "legal" when it comes to dealing with customers

WORST HOOKER EVER. Good job anons, you just saved this guy!

Find a different whore

>68 preferences
>passes up 69 preferences
Her mind ain't in it

I think she's just a fucking money grabbing cunt. I won't be booking her now.

So any posts still ending 44 OR 01, 09 ask anything I will ask. Fuck her. Can't guarantee a reply.

Miserable slut right?

What is with all the cancerous x's?. Is that just how eurotrash text?

I posted another whore.

What you think.

And cheers anons genuinely. Fucking nice one. Should I live stream the fucking?

turn this into a dubs decides

Alright you fat American fuck.

Yeah we use x's when we can't find any plastic cheese to become president.

Fucking dubs decides you cunt

Lol curious to see how this whore doesn't do sex

Check out the other whore I posted.

Reckon I hire one now and don't pay her when she gets here... see what happens? Obviously she will want the cash up front it's always the way.

Dumbass OP gonna get cucked by an escort

As am I.

do it bitch

You can poop on her but no sex? That just don't make no sense.

You fucking mong.

I have been fucking whores for the best part of ten years. I cuck the fucking escorts.

Come back when your balls have dropped you Kellogg's cornflaked ball sacked spastic.

Am I sending this?

stick a carrot up her cunt and call her bugs bunny

Fucking stupid slut

Yes but change it from her to you

yes

-)what is entrapment

Your imagination is one of a small miserable Chinese post raped dwarf.

Tiny and miserable.

Already sent

Your talking to a cop.

and you sound like a fuckin dweeb.
keep on suckin daddy dick ya looney coon cunt

10/10 alpha as shit
fuck that whore, save your money user

I have a response

I will send £100 to anyone that gets even close to the response haha. It's classic.

trying too hard to come up with a witty insult but ended up making no sense.
you're not trying at all. but hey least the bugs bunny thing was amusing

"it's a legal thing ;)" ?

"i have a boyfirend, sex would be cheating."?

"i'm a hooker, not a whore!" ?

now thats one whale of a catch

Kaiokek x 15

Would you like to know how to spell the word loony?

It doesn't have an E in it. Kinda like the phrase "I think you suck dick you fucking cunt"

It takes an education to understand complexities of this magnificence.

"no but it puts on the pounds"
"why would you poop -on- my butt?"

Dubs user dubs!

I'm married and i don't want to be unfaithful to mt husband, but scat isn't sex and i need/like the money.
Should i setup a paypal linked to my throwaway [email protected]?

Hahahaha

Still wants the business

i think you meant to say magnitude.
ya dumb cunt

So many dubs.

Post tits of GTFO.

Slut.

ha!
she's one of these pissy "domme" isn't she?

Continue!!

Hahahaahhshahshs what the fuck is this shit

>SHES POOPING ON YOU NO POOP ON HER

>"You can't fuck me, but I'll shit on you for 500 euros"

it takes an education?
LMAO
nah just basic knowledge of the english language.
einstein.

kids these days

No. I meant magnificence.

The fact you have misunderstood speaks volumes about your capacity to understand the human condition.

I think that Facebook is missing you.

And your dads Cock is looking a bit limp...

Get the FUCK IN THERE user!!

So for £500 you can't fuck her, but she will shit on you if you want?

For £500 it'd have to be the fucking loot. No holds barred. Anything you fucking wanted. With 2 of them.

Glad you noticed this shit. Worst slut ever.

US :/

i just figured she meant "anal sex" and put a comma by mistake but she is genuinely retarded

nah you meant magnitude son.
past your bedtime anyway lad.
keep fantasising about that dick chump

That bitch won't last long in the future.
youtu.be/3c2KoWddKD4

WinRAR!

Thank you for making me not read ops shit

Failure to use grammar and capitalise...English, Einstein and It when starting a new sentence.

But sees fit to slag someone off for use of the English language!

You really are a fucking moron. Hey if you are in the UK. Let's meet up.

£500 FIVE HUNDRED OF THE QUEENS.

isnt it normal that i get paid if someone would shit on me. what a stupid slut.

You really would've gone to a bar with a hooker? Are you fucking stupid?

Based on this post, would you like some lessons in spelling? I feel they may be necessary for your future employment prospects...sorry. I mean buying a basement.

No anal? No sex? No ignoring? If you need a friend, OP, I'll be your friend for 500 old-timey money.

No she means NO SEX I think

Say

Yo bud this whore is absolutely shite mate, I'll get her to Come round now and rape the life out of her and I'll shit on her face when I'm done

"How much to get a dog involved?"

This is just a bad deal, might as well cost...

>euros
Pounds you inbred faggot.

No of course not.

I can spell for a start.

>raping a whore
kek

500 for a hooker to not even be down to fuck lol. Shit pisses me off so much and that shes only 18 id still make her meet up and you know what happens next.
I walk out with no nut and 500 euros

I'll bet you wish you'd had euros now.

Winrar

What's her profile I might be interested in getting a blowjob

Why not just get an fwb thing going with some hot sloots and do this with a regular crew at 0 an hour?

It's happening.

Why has no one checked the other whore I posted.? She is a lot fitter. I want to text her.

No one wants euros. Not even eurofags.

correct grammar and punctuation? LMAO this is Sup Forums get the fuck outta here with that shit! i'm not interested in trying to have an argument with you son.
you have no decent insults, you speak like a fucking tory.
if we met up you'd only end up sucking my dick, and i'll be god damned if i'm getting head from a jumped up pompous little sixth form toff.
where's all this aggression coming from?
you still in school getting bullied?
i think you've had enough internet for one day, you're clearly overstimulated.
now get to bed! nick jr starts at 6 tomorrow morning!

>I'll bet you wish you'd had euros now.
I live in Trump's 'Merika. euros are money of traitors.

post the pic too you idiot

Well except the Brits exchanging their pounds for euros due to the deflating currency, swarming our fucking atms and making me go across town to break a goddamn hundred.

Response is boring

Ok ok, will you suck a dog tho?

soz to break it to you kid but "basements" come attached to houses.
also over here we call em cellars.
keep digging yourself a whole son ;)
give mummy a kiss from me yeah?